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Story: The Adventures of Lollipop Curtis; by Mars, Artemis, Confusingly Amusing and Big Town Avenue
Topic Started: Dec 16 2007, 07:21 PM (3,086 Views)
ShotgunOpera
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i've never seen "wild things". i'm a deprived child.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q

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"madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." - the joker, the dark knight
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ShotgunOpera
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we need to post babygurl's icon in here...

failtacular: a fail so epic, it's almost a win
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q

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"madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." - the joker, the dark knight
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genna
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i just read it! u guys did a good job lol.
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bronxxxy
Nov 17 2008, 10:48 PM
Thank you, Mars for putting that up as I wanted to know who wrote the sex scene. I give credit to Artemis for making that chapter the only time in my whole life where I've laughed and puked a little in my mouth. I salute you.
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Go, then; there are other worlds than these.

If, at his counsel, I should turn aside into that ominous tract which, all agree, hides the Dark Tower.
Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed: neither pride nor hope rekindling at the end descried, so much as gladness that some end might be.
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OK. I had to look this up. What a spectacular piece of crap! I remember cringing when I read the title and skipped it for that reason alone.
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Melverne
Dec 3 2008, 08:11 PM
I remember cringing when I read the title and skipped it for that reason alone.
I remember that too. Though, now I may have to go through it this weekend for the lolz. The LOLZ, they are important.
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ShotgunOpera
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yes, they are very important! and there are a lot in that story...
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q

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"madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." - the joker, the dark knight
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Mars
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The LULZ get better and more epic as the story progresses. It took awhile to ascend to the highest levels of crap.
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ShotgunOpera
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you mean descend, lol! :P and you guys sure did a good job of it!
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q

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"madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." - the joker, the dark knight
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It was actually hard. Everytime, I sat down and said: "Okay, what is the most fucked-up thing we can make these characters do?"

The vampires were a touch of brilliance. I think that was Katie's idea.
Go, then; there are other worlds than these.

If, at his counsel, I should turn aside into that ominous tract which, all agree, hides the Dark Tower.
Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed: neither pride nor hope rekindling at the end descried, so much as gladness that some end might be.
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I had completly bypassed this when I saw it on ff.net, just because of the title :P But I just read it through today, knowing it was a joke and I think it was one fantastic piece of crap lol.

You guys did such a good job. I spent so much time cringing while reading, but I was unable to stop. It was just too damn funny. Here are my favourite bits...

"Honestly, I should leave. I don't want to get any virgin on me."

"I mean, you can't live in a house with three boys without having seen a dick, right? Oh, wait, have you seen Pony's?"

Then we had an orgy. It was good.

...like the anime says, gotta have 'em all, right?

"No ... he was dressed in these fancy clothes and he looked a little like the guy from Risky business. Come to think of it, he kinda looked a bit like Steve too."


I literally lol'd at all of those. And I loved the Twilight reference at the end haha.
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ok, i was rereading this tonight for the lulz, and i stumbled across a quote that almost literally made me rofl

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Curly and I don't get along, probably because I broke his nose twice. He said he wanted to look more like Tim so I was being accomdating.


even though it's stuck in a badfic, it's pretty goddamn funny. at least, i thought so. :P
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q

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"madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." - the joker, the dark knight
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It was seriously so much fun to write, but Artemis is right, it was kind of difficult. I mean, it's hard to write good fic, but it's super hard to get yourself in the frame of mind to seriously mess something up and write it with no regard to grammar or any other serious thought. It's kind of a relief to know writing like that does not come naturally.
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I remember when we all did a challenge to write one chapter of a badfic and that was definitely harder than I thought it would be! You're right, though, CA - it is a relief, lol.
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Sweet mother of GOD.

Just read the whole thing. In one sitting.

I think it may now be burned into my retina. Especially the "Then we had an orgy. It was good." line and all that goes with it.

Very amusing, even if it did hurt. :P
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that's almost like that one line in "my immortal"..."he put his thingy in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." made me laff soooo hard.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q

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"madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." - the joker, the dark knight
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Aha I just re-read the Wild Things Cruel Intentions chapter and now that I've seen Wild Things I picked up on the lines. It was even better. lmao
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Yay! i loved those little hints. It was so funny including them.

I think from TOUCHDOWN chapter on, the story goes off into WTF territory lol.
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the whole story is made of wtf, imo
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q

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"madness is like gravity; all it takes is a little push." - the joker, the dark knight
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So I read all the posts in this forum. And the story itself. And that is what made me decide to join this forum. :D:D:D
The green faerie blinked. "What in the world are condoms?"
"Defenders of virginity. The lead one is called 'Trojan Man'."
"Wow. Like knights or something?" Wisp asked, innocently.
". . . . yes. Knights," Saba muttered, not quite sure how to explain it all to him.
"How the heck am I supposed to hand out knights?"
"Miniature knights. Made of rubber."
". . . I don't quite follow you."
"Wisp? Why don't you go and find ToonQueen before something else does?"
"Should I bring condoms with me?"
"JUST GO!!!"


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Uh ... you read that and wanted to join? Have recently been under the care of a mental health professional?
Go, then; there are other worlds than these.

If, at his counsel, I should turn aside into that ominous tract which, all agree, hides the Dark Tower.
Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed: neither pride nor hope rekindling at the end descried, so much as gladness that some end might be.
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No, I meant I was browsing on this forum trying to decide if I should stop lurking and join, and I saw that you guys had written a fake badfic and posted it as "real" to see if anyone would notice, and everyone had been searching through all the badfics trying to find which was yours. So then I read the actual story and I laughed SO HARD because it was just so ridiculous. I found what you did hilarious and decided I liked the atmosphere, so that tipped it for me to join.

And um. I was complimenting the sense of humour and all around vibe of this place. So no need for insults, please...
Edited by Celestra, Jun 16 2009, 11:05 PM.
The green faerie blinked. "What in the world are condoms?"
"Defenders of virginity. The lead one is called 'Trojan Man'."
"Wow. Like knights or something?" Wisp asked, innocently.
". . . . yes. Knights," Saba muttered, not quite sure how to explain it all to him.
"How the heck am I supposed to hand out knights?"
"Miniature knights. Made of rubber."
". . . I don't quite follow you."
"Wisp? Why don't you go and find ToonQueen before something else does?"
"Should I bring condoms with me?"
"JUST GO!!!"


~excerpt from The Pirates' Cove In Neverland Interactive Story
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No, I meant I was browsing on this forum trying to decide if I should stop lurking and join, and I saw that you guys had written a fake badfic and posted it as "real" to see if anyone would notice, and everyone had been searching through all the badfics trying to find which was yours. So then I read the actual story and I laughed SO HARD because it was just so ridiculous. I found what you did hilarious and decided I liked the atmosphere, so that tipped it for me to join.

And um. I was complimenting the sense of humour and all around vibe of this place. So no need for insults, please...


She was joking.
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My bad :$ I thought she may have been under the impression that I was a fanbrat who had only read the story and decided to join because I thought it was good writing or something. I don't always read online sarcasm well when I haven't talked a lot with the person. Sorry Artemis!
Edited by Celestra, Jun 17 2009, 09:57 AM.
The green faerie blinked. "What in the world are condoms?"
"Defenders of virginity. The lead one is called 'Trojan Man'."
"Wow. Like knights or something?" Wisp asked, innocently.
". . . . yes. Knights," Saba muttered, not quite sure how to explain it all to him.
"How the heck am I supposed to hand out knights?"
"Miniature knights. Made of rubber."
". . . I don't quite follow you."
"Wisp? Why don't you go and find ToonQueen before something else does?"
"Should I bring condoms with me?"
"JUST GO!!!"


~excerpt from The Pirates' Cove In Neverland Interactive Story
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