Story: The Adventures of Lollipop Curtis

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Story: The Adventures of Lollipop Curtis; by Mars, Artemis, Confusingly Amusing and Big Town Avenue
Topic Started: Dec 16 2007, 07:21 PM (3,084 Views)
Artemis	Dec 16 2007, 07:21 PM Post #1
The Red Queen Posts: 4,686 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Angela Shepard Fanfiction.net Username Artemis_Rex	The mods here have been busy writing a multi-chaptered badfic starring a Sue to sue all Sues. Find it, and get cookies. Bet you can't.
	Go, then; there are other worlds than these. If, at his counsel, I should turn aside into that ominous tract which, all agree, hides the Dark Tower. Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed: neither pride nor hope rekindling at the end descried, so much as gladness that some end might be.


Mars	Dec 16 2007, 07:22 PM Post #2
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	I still can't believe none of you noticed my sig. Really, people.
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


zevie	Dec 16 2007, 07:34 PM Post #3
Slashy Queen ... GET IT?! Queen? Hahaha Posts: 3,505 Group: Senior Member Member #8 Joined: September 7, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Tim Shepard Fanfiction.net Username zevie/Midori Cha	We're too distracted by the giant: SSOSB!
	sugar is a fuckiung vegetbale. sugar cane, bitrch! Jesus didn't have fun dip. - Artemis, on Gertrude Stein Sorry to break it to you over Facebook, but look at this way: How much more awkward would it be in person -- for me, anyway. - Artemis, from FaceStalk where I stalked her God gave man Free Will so that man could choose between good and evil. Sadly, God did not give man the knowledge to distinguish good from evil. He only gave that to apples. - Betty Bowers (ish)


Big Town Avenue	Dec 16 2007, 07:39 PM Post #4
K-Dawg, the Destroyer Posts: 1,276 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Steve Randle Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Fanfiction.net Username Big Town Avenue and co-author of A Sideways Smile	Hahaha this is hilarious. I'm surprised it hasn't been nominated for badfic awards.



Mars	Dec 16 2007, 07:40 PM Post #5
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	Or maybe it has! :-)
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


zevie	Dec 16 2007, 07:44 PM Post #6
Slashy Queen ... GET IT?! Queen? Hahaha Posts: 3,505 Group: Senior Member Member #8 Joined: September 7, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Tim Shepard Fanfiction.net Username zevie/Midori Cha	Okay. I went and looked. And you know what? I found one that was so bad, that I was absolutely sure it was a joke and it was you guys! Then I found another. And another. I'm now on page four, and I hate fanfiction.
	sugar is a fuckiung vegetbale. sugar cane, bitrch! Jesus didn't have fun dip. - Artemis, on Gertrude Stein Sorry to break it to you over Facebook, but look at this way: How much more awkward would it be in person -- for me, anyway. - Artemis, from FaceStalk where I stalked her God gave man Free Will so that man could choose between good and evil. Sadly, God did not give man the knowledge to distinguish good from evil. He only gave that to apples. - Betty Bowers (ish)


Artemis	Dec 16 2007, 07:45 PM Post #7
The Red Queen Posts: 4,686 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Angela Shepard Fanfiction.net Username Artemis_Rex	BWHAHAHAHA! I love to taunt. You will never find it. It is SO bad.
	Go, then; there are other worlds than these. If, at his counsel, I should turn aside into that ominous tract which, all agree, hides the Dark Tower. Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed: neither pride nor hope rekindling at the end descried, so much as gladness that some end might be.


Mars	Dec 16 2007, 07:46 PM Post #8
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	That is so funny. And probably really annoying.
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


Confusingly Amusing	Dec 16 2007, 07:48 PM Post #9
Kroi, Maker of Awesome Posts: 1,697 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Steve Randle Fanfiction.net Username A Sideways Smile (co-author account) and So Confusingly Amusing	Good luck ... you'll certainly need it. Chapter number ????? is being worked on as we speak.
	Ninjas Roll Four Deep SSOSB Go Bucks! One Headlight: The next installment of Tender is the Night is coming one day soon. 4000 words down, X amount to go.


byebyebirdie	Dec 16 2007, 08:00 PM Post #10
Gang Leader Posts: 2,565 Group: Senior Member Member #65 Joined: October 25, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Steve Randle Favourite Outsiders Character Evie Fanfiction.net Username byebyebirdie58	Damn teases. I'm looking and my eyes hurt from seeing some of these badfics. I don't even know which one is the worst. o.O



zevie	Dec 16 2007, 08:04 PM Post #11
Slashy Queen ... GET IT?! Queen? Hahaha Posts: 3,505 Group: Senior Member Member #8 Joined: September 7, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Tim Shepard Fanfiction.net Username zevie/Midori Cha	How long have you guys been writing this?! (Ergo ... how long do we have to keep searching?)
	sugar is a fuckiung vegetbale. sugar cane, bitrch! Jesus didn't have fun dip. - Artemis, on Gertrude Stein Sorry to break it to you over Facebook, but look at this way: How much more awkward would it be in person -- for me, anyway. - Artemis, from FaceStalk where I stalked her God gave man Free Will so that man could choose between good and evil. Sadly, God did not give man the knowledge to distinguish good from evil. He only gave that to apples. - Betty Bowers (ish)


Mars	Dec 16 2007, 08:12 PM Post #12
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	I'll be somewhat generous and tell you that you shouldn't look any further back than summer. It's definitely summer or newer =) So that's only about 25 pages to go through =)
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


Artemis	Dec 16 2007, 08:32 PM Post #13
The Red Queen Posts: 4,686 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Angela Shepard Fanfiction.net Username Artemis_Rex	Oh, you are evil. Marry me?
	Go, then; there are other worlds than these. If, at his counsel, I should turn aside into that ominous tract which, all agree, hides the Dark Tower. Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed: neither pride nor hope rekindling at the end descried, so much as gladness that some end might be.


Mars	Dec 16 2007, 08:33 PM Post #14
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	We can renew our vows anytime =)
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


Artemis	Dec 16 2007, 08:35 PM Post #15
The Red Queen Posts: 4,686 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Angela Shepard Fanfiction.net Username Artemis_Rex	At least you are interested. Chat?
	Go, then; there are other worlds than these. If, at his counsel, I should turn aside into that ominous tract which, all agree, hides the Dark Tower. Yet acquiescingly I did turn as he pointed: neither pride nor hope rekindling at the end descried, so much as gladness that some end might be.


Mars	Dec 16 2007, 08:42 PM Post #16
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	There
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


Hahukum Konn	Dec 16 2007, 10:12 PM Post #17
Admiral-Engineer Second Rank Posts: 3,452 Group: Senior Member Member #28 Joined: September 14, 2007	Lemme guess. It's this one? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3861338/1/The_...Lollipop_Curtis Mainly because it's so outlandishly over the top that zevie broke down and sporked it.
	"They don't just lean to the Gary Stu side, they bloody topple over from the lopsided weight." - barbarienne from Livejournal, in a discussion regarding John Grisham's main characters. "In their own way, they have us beat. It's like a secret code. They're probably really trying to take over the world and we literate people are out of the loop." - Latch, on fanbrats and bad spelling.


Mars	Dec 16 2007, 10:58 PM Post #18
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	I am laughing so hard that that fic made zevie spork=) Keep the guesses coming, people, and we shall reveal soon=) Maybe in the next chapter lol.,
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


BlindedxxFalcon	Dec 17 2007, 08:37 AM Post #19
Gang Leader Posts: 2,046 Group: Senior Member Member #14 Joined: September 9, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Favourite Outsiders Character Sodapop Curtis Fanfiction.net Username BlindedxxFalcon	Mars, you guys are EEEEEVIL!
	I told Seven the Bartender that true love is felonious. "Not if they're over eighteen," he said, shutting the till of the cash register. By then the bar itself had become an appendage, a second torso holding up my first. "You take someone's breath away," I stressed. "You rob them of the ability to utter a single word." I tipped the neck of the empty liquor bottle toward him. "You steal a heart." He wiped up in front of me with a dishrag. "Any judge would toss that case out on it's ass." "You'd be surprised." Seven spreads the rag out on the brass bar to dry. "Sounds like a misdemeanor, if you ask me." I rested my cheek on the cool, damp wood. "No way," I said. "Once you're in, it's for life." ~ My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult


Another Illusion	Dec 17 2007, 08:39 AM Post #20
Gang Leader Posts: 2,141 Group: Senior Member Member #11 Joined: September 9, 2007	I have to say based on the good grammar and extremity of badness, I second HK's guess. I'm really curious now though. You're so mean taunting us like this! AI
	http://www.fanfiction.net/~AnotherIllusion Hugh-I'm waiting for it [Harry Potter] to be translated into Parselmouth. Russel-That's Parseltongue. Five points from Hufflepuff! Mock The Week


BlindedxxFalcon	Dec 17 2007, 08:45 AM Post #21
Gang Leader Posts: 2,046 Group: Senior Member Member #14 Joined: September 9, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Favourite Outsiders Character Sodapop Curtis Fanfiction.net Username BlindedxxFalcon	They wouldn't use Lollipop, though. That's too...normal for a bad-fic parody of their standards.
	I told Seven the Bartender that true love is felonious. "Not if they're over eighteen," he said, shutting the till of the cash register. By then the bar itself had become an appendage, a second torso holding up my first. "You take someone's breath away," I stressed. "You rob them of the ability to utter a single word." I tipped the neck of the empty liquor bottle toward him. "You steal a heart." He wiped up in front of me with a dishrag. "Any judge would toss that case out on it's ass." "You'd be surprised." Seven spreads the rag out on the brass bar to dry. "Sounds like a misdemeanor, if you ask me." I rested my cheek on the cool, damp wood. "No way," I said. "Once you're in, it's for life." ~ My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult


Another Illusion	Dec 17 2007, 08:49 AM Post #22
Gang Leader Posts: 2,141 Group: Senior Member Member #11 Joined: September 9, 2007	Yeah, it would be something like Aura-Lollipop-Sugar Cane-Kazuo-Daniella-Patience, or Butterfly Wings for short ... yes, that is what we need to look for, lol. AI
	http://www.fanfiction.net/~AnotherIllusion Hugh-I'm waiting for it [Harry Potter] to be translated into Parselmouth. Russel-That's Parseltongue. Five points from Hufflepuff! Mock The Week


BlindedxxFalcon	Dec 17 2007, 08:54 AM Post #23
Gang Leader Posts: 2,046 Group: Senior Member Member #14 Joined: September 9, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Favourite Outsiders Character Sodapop Curtis Fanfiction.net Username BlindedxxFalcon	Lol! Butterfly wings... That's exactly what we need to look for. Also look for "summary sucks story much better."
	I told Seven the Bartender that true love is felonious. "Not if they're over eighteen," he said, shutting the till of the cash register. By then the bar itself had become an appendage, a second torso holding up my first. "You take someone's breath away," I stressed. "You rob them of the ability to utter a single word." I tipped the neck of the empty liquor bottle toward him. "You steal a heart." He wiped up in front of me with a dishrag. "Any judge would toss that case out on it's ass." "You'd be surprised." Seven spreads the rag out on the brass bar to dry. "Sounds like a misdemeanor, if you ask me." I rested my cheek on the cool, damp wood. "No way," I said. "Once you're in, it's for life." ~ My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult


Another Illusion	Dec 17 2007, 08:56 AM Post #24
Gang Leader Posts: 2,141 Group: Senior Member Member #11 Joined: September 9, 2007	I am rather proud of that name, I have to say, lol. Yep, and 'I wrote this after drinking 2 Red Bulls, lyk lolz'. AI
	http://www.fanfiction.net/~AnotherIllusion Hugh-I'm waiting for it [Harry Potter] to be translated into Parselmouth. Russel-That's Parseltongue. Five points from Hufflepuff! Mock The Week


Big Town Avenue	Dec 17 2007, 08:56 AM Post #25
K-Dawg, the Destroyer Posts: 1,276 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Steve Randle Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Fanfiction.net Username Big Town Avenue and co-author of A Sideways Smile	LMAO, I love that name AI. "Butterfly Wings for short ..." hahahaha Keep the guesses coming, guys. This is fun. :)



Another Illusion	Dec 17 2007, 08:58 AM Post #26
Gang Leader Posts: 2,141 Group: Senior Member Member #11 Joined: September 9, 2007	You guys should add Butterfly Wings in your badfic, her hair changes colour and everything, lol. AI
	http://www.fanfiction.net/~AnotherIllusion Hugh-I'm waiting for it [Harry Potter] to be translated into Parselmouth. Russel-That's Parseltongue. Five points from Hufflepuff! Mock The Week


Mars	Dec 17 2007, 09:36 AM Post #27
Gang Leader Posts: 8,709 Group: Senior Member Member #1 Joined: September 6, 2007	I really think our badfic girl would be a unicorn disguised as a human. She's the first My Little Pony/human hybrid. And she dates Soda, and they ride around spewing rainbows out of their asses. Ted should meet her.
	Glenn Withrow Fansite


Big Town Avenue	Dec 17 2007, 09:36 AM Post #28
K-Dawg, the Destroyer Posts: 1,276 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: September 6, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Steve Randle Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Fanfiction.net Username Big Town Avenue and co-author of A Sideways Smile	Haha she can be like one of those My Little Pony dolls, where if her hair gets wet, it changes to a different color. Did My Little Pony dolls do that? If not, they should have.



BlindedxxFalcon	Dec 17 2007, 09:37 AM Post #29
Gang Leader Posts: 2,046 Group: Senior Member Member #14 Joined: September 9, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Favourite Outsiders Character Sodapop Curtis Fanfiction.net Username BlindedxxFalcon	Spewing rainbows out of their asses? LMAO!
	I told Seven the Bartender that true love is felonious. "Not if they're over eighteen," he said, shutting the till of the cash register. By then the bar itself had become an appendage, a second torso holding up my first. "You take someone's breath away," I stressed. "You rob them of the ability to utter a single word." I tipped the neck of the empty liquor bottle toward him. "You steal a heart." He wiped up in front of me with a dishrag. "Any judge would toss that case out on it's ass." "You'd be surprised." Seven spreads the rag out on the brass bar to dry. "Sounds like a misdemeanor, if you ask me." I rested my cheek on the cool, damp wood. "No way," I said. "Once you're in, it's for life." ~ My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult


Another Illusion	Dec 17 2007, 09:41 AM Post #30
Gang Leader Posts: 2,141 Group: Senior Member Member #11 Joined: September 9, 2007	Lol, you guys are the best. I don't think I ever had a My Little Pony doll ... AI
	http://www.fanfiction.net/~AnotherIllusion Hugh-I'm waiting for it [Harry Potter] to be translated into Parselmouth. Russel-That's Parseltongue. Five points from Hufflepuff! Mock The Week


zevie	Dec 17 2007, 11:11 AM Post #31
Slashy Queen ... GET IT?! Queen? Hahaha Posts: 3,505 Group: Senior Member Member #8 Joined: September 7, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston Favourite Outsiders Character Tim Shepard Fanfiction.net Username zevie/Midori Cha	Lollipop was written on a sugar high. It uses commas. Guys! Also, it has a disclaimer on every single chapter. Very considerate. The author's notes have very, very few spelling mistakes until the last chapter. AND, I am very suspicious because the author is from Canada, but I think they said in their profile that their home state is O-hai!-O or some such barftasticness. And they are fourteen. On the other hand, the Knower has reviewed them. How clever, Mars, how clever. We are onto yous. :ph43r:
	sugar is a fuckiung vegetbale. sugar cane, bitrch! Jesus didn't have fun dip. - Artemis, on Gertrude Stein Sorry to break it to you over Facebook, but look at this way: How much more awkward would it be in person -- for me, anyway. - Artemis, from FaceStalk where I stalked her God gave man Free Will so that man could choose between good and evil. Sadly, God did not give man the knowledge to distinguish good from evil. He only gave that to apples. - Betty Bowers (ish)


BlindedxxFalcon	Dec 17 2007, 01:37 PM Post #32
Gang Leader Posts: 2,046 Group: Senior Member Member #14 Joined: September 9, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Two-Bit Mathews Favourite Outsiders Character Sodapop Curtis Fanfiction.net Username BlindedxxFalcon	We so are. ;)
	I told Seven the Bartender that true love is felonious. "Not if they're over eighteen," he said, shutting the till of the cash register. By then the bar itself had become an appendage, a second torso holding up my first. "You take someone's breath away," I stressed. "You rob them of the ability to utter a single word." I tipped the neck of the empty liquor bottle toward him. "You steal a heart." He wiped up in front of me with a dishrag. "Any judge would toss that case out on it's ass." "You'd be surprised." Seven spreads the rag out on the brass bar to dry. "Sounds like a misdemeanor, if you ask me." I rested my cheek on the cool, damp wood. "No way," I said. "Once you're in, it's for life." ~ My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult


byebyebirdie	Dec 17 2007, 02:16 PM Post #33
Gang Leader Posts: 2,565 Group: Senior Member Member #65 Joined: October 25, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Steve Randle Favourite Outsiders Character Evie Fanfiction.net Username byebyebirdie58	Lmao, Butterfly Wings. Does her hair change with her mood, too?



TheLorax	Dec 17 2007, 03:23 PM Post #34
Gang Leader Posts: 1,521 Group: Senior Member Member #55 Joined: October 13, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Steve Randle Favourite Outsiders Character Sodapop Curtis Fanfiction.net Username FlaminSquirrelz	I agree with HK ... That must be you guys! Gahh.
	"I got my Mark Walhberg hat! I got my brothers! We're gonna go shoot some people up!" "I'm so upset, I was gonna commit suicide, but then I remembered we live on the first floor." Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. The Lorax


EmilineHarris	Dec 17 2007, 06:54 PM Post #35
Greaser Posts: 416 Group: Senior Member Member #41 Joined: September 21, 2007 Favourite Outsiders Character Dallas Winston	Way to do your homework HK and zevie! I'd have to agree that "The Adventures of Lollipop Curtis" is just too bad to be true... And yet the writing and grammar are impeccable. ;)
	"Luckily, I was wearing my thermal bat-underwear!"


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