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Aww, I feel so special ^_^ Thanks for recommending my story. I really appreciate it. Plus, I don't have to resort to shameless self advertising anymore! Woo!
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that ass upside the head.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
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