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| Topic Started: Mar 12 2011, 12:07 AM (489 Views) | |
| Porcu | Mar 12 2011, 12:07 AM Post #1 |
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PORCUIANS GO TO THE POLLS Posted Image Patavium, Porcu Proper - The day has finally arrived and voters make their collective voice heard, with possible implications across the entire world. Battling back from its fascist days and the Dominion Wars, the Republic has only strengthened its position as a premier example of democratic and republican ideals with each passing year and with each passing election. Much is at stake in this election: Mr. Viriminus has declined to seek a second term as President, leaving the door wide open, a large shift in Parliament may continue to rob the next President with real influence over domestic policy and relegate him to foreign affairs, something that may suit former President Richard Nixon the Younger just fine, and the course of the war in Tanganorium along with numerous alliances are on the line. Below is a brief introduction to each candidate, highlighting their stated priorities: Decimus Marius Quintianus - A late pick after the party congress, emerged as a compromise candidate. Strongly favors increased action by the EU and Porcu with regard to Tanganorium and wishes to strengthen relations between traditional allies. Very much a candidate running on foreign policy, would intervene minimally in domestic policy making. Has received a huge advantage after Viriminus and the Liberal and Democratic Reformist Bloc strongly voiced their support for the integration of Xianyang into the EU. Canae Ardea Gularis - A beautiful woman, criticized as "too soft" on foreign threats. Educational and tax reform are two major focuses of her campaign, has expressed desire to work closely with Greens to advance sensibly environmental policies. Wishes to reach out to non-traditional partners, such as the Russian Empire, the Roman Empire, Venice, and others. Marcus Holo Benedictus - Former city prosecutor, advocates a stronger, better funded police force, going so far as to advocate for a national DNA database. Wishes to establish national board that would approve of all environmental projects, possibly even pushing for comparable EU Commission. Has avoided questions with regard to Tanganorium, consistently stating that the EU is not an imperialistic force and works with local governments to solve and advance local concerns. Lucius Germanius Cea - Current Prime Minister and Party Chairman for the Republican Front, strongly opposes currently downsizing of Self-Defense Forces and will push for much higher funding. Has voiced firm opposition in dealing with "enemies of the Republic", both foreign and domestic, and supports Benedictus' proposal of a national DNA database. Has expressed interest in pursuing complete energy independence. Lucius Bommé Ettermia - Not a well known figure. Limited appearances indicate few priorities, though expanded privileges to unions has been mentioned. Would pressure Parliament to ensure a minimum yearly income of ₤20,000 to each family (two parents and minimum of one child) or ₤10,000 to each single individual. Richard Nixon - Former President of the Republic, forcibly removed from office after a declaration by Parliament following a Presidential order of President Altofiore. Strength is foreign politics, echos Gularis' wish to expand and improve relations with non-traditional partners. Supports extensive reforms to the tax code, such as transferring it all to electronic media and means of payment. Has expressed willingness to continue green development across Porcu, particularly in major cities. Seen as the wild-card of this presidential race. Tiberius Aemilius Mamercus - Not well known nationally, but appears to have strong following in the east of the country. Has spoken briefly and without detail of need to reform healthcare, particularly for the elderly. Position concerning other domestic issues is unknown and little substance has been forwarded regarding possible adherence or change to foreign policy, though has been quoted as saying that the formation of the EU was a mistake. Hans Nautius Rutilus - Similar to Mamercus, collected just enough signatures to petition his way onto the presidential ballot. Has not appeared at any of the debates and attempts to interview him have been rebuffed. ... Previous Parliamentary Elections Results: Liberal and Democratic Reformist Bloc: 244/732; 33,3% Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats: 244/732; 33,3% Republican Front: 98/732; 13,3% Independents/Non-Partisan: 98/732; 13,3% The Greens: 48/732; 6,7% Popular Democratic Front: 0/732; > 1,0% ... Current Polling Advantages/Disadvantages (Parliamentary): Liberal and Democratic Reformist Bloc: +2 Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats: +3 The Greens: +/- 0 Republican Front: -1 Popular Democratic Front: -1 Independents/Non-Partisan: -1 ... Current Polling Advantages/Disadvantages (Presidential) Decimus Marius Quintianus (Liberal and Democratic Reformist Bloc): +1 Canae Ardea Gularis (Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats): +2 Marcus Holo Benedictus (The Greens): +3 Lucius Germanius Cea (Republican Front): +3 Lucius Bommé Ettermia (Popular Democratic Front): +/- 0 Richard Nixon (Independent/Non-Partisan): +1 Tiberius Aemilius Mamercus (Independent/Non-Partisan): - 2 Hans Nautius Rutilus (Independent/Non-Partisan): - 3 OOC: As always, feel free to comment. Questions from news organizations and journalists are welcome. Yes, two votes for parliamentary and presidential choices is correct. The presidential election will most likely require a runoff election (with a single vote option), so look for that (don't worry, I'll announce it). Edited by Porcu, Mar 12 2011, 12:13 AM.
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| Porcu | Mar 13 2011, 04:03 PM Post #2 |
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OOC: FYI, I'll be closing the Parliamentary election poll this coming Friday (3/18) and the first of the Presidential election polls this coming Tuesday (3/15). As I think it will be needed, I will create a new poll for the Presidential runoff election and will run it until the same Friday (3/18) I will close the Parliamentary poll. Please vote if you haven't and many thanks to those that have already. |
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| NRE | Mar 13 2011, 09:49 PM Post #3 |
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To:Canae Ardea Gularis Miss Gularis, you have expressed your interest in developing ties with non-traditional allies of the Republic, namely the Russian Empire among others. It is noted that as of late, the Russian Empire did surprisingly step in to deliberate between the Republic of the Empire of Kasnyia over the issue of Xianyang. This undoubtedly came as a shock to the Porcuian people as it was to the Russian people for it highlighted for the first time the inner workings of the imperial democratic workings of the Empire. This is notably a touchy subject for the Russian people and not one that is talked about lightly. To get to the point, Russia would be interesting to know exactly how far you'd wish to take a relationship with the empire? At present, a unofficial understanding seems to exist between the two nations, do you not fear breaking that and perhaps endangering the relative peace between the two countries? -Reporter, Maskavskie Vremya (Moscow Times) To: Decimus Marius Quintianus It has been rumored through several unnamed sources that the Republic of Porcu and perhaps the greater EU, is considering a massive scale-down of the defense forces as a way to save money. Would your stance on increased action by Porcu and the EU signify you as favoring a reverse of this action, if it to be true? Furthermore, you've expressed interest in strengthening already well-established relations with traditional allies. We can only assume this would mean strengthening ties with the Confederate States of America. If this is true, where then would you place the Republic on its support of the Confederacy in international politics, that is, would you openly stand up for the Confederacy and its right to participate internationally, despite condemnations from other countries given the C.S.A's use of human slavery? Where do you stand on the issue of slavery, as far as the Confederacy is concerned? -Reporter, The Southern Current To all Candidates Where do candidates stand on the issue of religion in the Republic of Porcu. It is somewhat well known and understood that the general public is somewhat apathetic as far as the issue of religion goes in the Republic. Would any candidate seek to change that, and if so, what path would you help to lead the Republic and possibly the greater EU down? Would you push for or allow the spread of greater Catholicism or perhaps seek the establishment of a stronger protestant base? -Inquiring Minds Online Magazine OOC: I'm going to try and vote the way I think a Porcuian would vote. |
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| Porcu | Mar 14 2011, 09:13 PM Post #4 |
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To: Reporter Maskavskie Vremya of the Moscow Time I firstly wish to thank the Russian Empire, as President Viriminus has done, for approaching the situation between Stockholm and Guranburg with calm and a collected mind. As you noted, the move Moscow made came as a bit of a surprise, but I think that only shows that there are issues we can work together on. Yes, there are some major differences of governance, but that does not mean we should treat each other any less civilly. Global problems require a global approach so that a proper solution is reached. I hesitate to think how relations between our nations should fare under a Quintianus or Cea Administration. - Canae Ardea Gularis ... To: A Reporter of the Southern Current That's a very interesting and prudent question, but the answer is 'No.' I am a firm believer in the power of regional and global alliances, and even of international diplomatic institutions such as ICON, to control present and future threats to the values both our countries hold very dear. I would hasten to add that the downsizing of the Self-Defense Forces (SDF) does not equate to a decrease in fighting capability, training, or equipment. The SDF is merely in a transitory period and will not become a burden to our allies, nor will it's role as a first responder to natural disaster areas and provider of humanitarian aid be diminished. Turning to your second question, the Confederacy is an integral member of the international community and has every right to be heard in international forums such as ICON. I personally do not find the institution of slavery one that is compatible with the values of the Republic or with its Constitution, but it is an issue for the Confederate people and her representatives in government to take up and discuss. Porcu and her people will always be ready to help the Confederacy should she eventually decide to abolish this policy and require assistance with an economic transition. - Decimus Marus Quintianus ... To: Inquiring Minds Online Magazine Religion is a personal concern, one that has nothing to do with the state. That said, past and present events in Tanganorium, not to mention other places in the world, show how violent, uncivil, and downright evil religious fundamentalism is. It is only this latter manifestation that deserves Parliament's attention and should be met head-on. As for general religiosity, I cannot say that I am personally interested. - Decimus Marus Quintianus I personally do not believe in a Creator or supernatural being, but I understand how such a belief is a fundamental part of some people's lives. While it would be unconstitutional for Parliament to intervene in the free practice of all kinds of belief, I do not see a conflict if individuals freely choose to foster and cultivate their religiosity. With regards to possible shifts in religious belief, I am not concerned about an increase in religious faith or religious practice. - Canae Ardea Gularis I am proud to say I am a believing and practicing Colognian Catholic, but I agree with my counterparts that it is not within the government's powers, at any level, to promote one religion. I welcome others to explore faith, whatever it may be, and ask questions; hopefully you will be drawn to God in the same way I have. - Marcus Holo Benedictus Frankly, Parliament has bigger things to worry about. While I couldn't care less what one believes, I agree with Mr. Quintianus when he says that there are very real threats against the Republic of a religious kind. These threats must be dealt with swiftly before they are allowed to fester and grow, like mold on bread. Adherence to the Constitution is the primary concern for all Porcuians. - Lucius Germanius Cea No comment. - Lucius Bommé Ettermia I am surprised to hear that none of my fellow candidates mentioned the numerous instances we've had here in the Republic of blatantly illegal, and in some cases immoral, activities. Why one believes in a celestial tyrant is beyond me, but it is their choice and one that neither I nor Parliament may take away from them. That said, there are many documented cases of churches and religious groups, particularly Protestant, that do not pay taxes either at all or in full. This, on the other hand, is something Parliament and the President can deal with. Then there are those occasional cases of "honor killings", so far reserved to the immigrant community, that should be absolutely morally reprehensible to all here. How Ms. Gularis can speak of "respect", "tolerance", or the need to "value cultural diversity" as she has in the past confounds me. - Richard M. Nixon I concur with Ms. Gularis' view and only wish to add that we in government must be respectful of another's religion when operating in the arena of international diplomacy since much of the world operates in this manner. To approach the discussion table with a closed mind is missing the point of bridging divides and constructing a better world for our children and grandchildren. - Tiberius Aemilius Mamercus No comment. - Hans Nautius Rutilus Edited by Porcu, Mar 14 2011, 09:17 PM.
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| Porcu | Mar 15 2011, 06:44 PM Post #5 |
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FINAL LEG FOR THE PRESIDENCY Posted Image Posted Image Stockholm, Porcu Proper - Having garnered the largest percentage of votes between the many presidential candidates, it now falls to the voters to decide the runoff election and select the next President of the Republic. Ms. Gularis gathered the largest amount of votes and lead the pack, followed closely behind by the energetic Prime Minister Cea. The two recently engaged in the last debate of this election cycle, the final election day occurs one week after the first. As predicted, a number of different factors seem to have come into play in getting a relatively unknown candidate such as Ms. Gularis into the national spotlight with a very good chance at the presidency. Certainly high among those factors is Ms. Gularis' youthfulness, her attractiveness not minimized in the least during heated exchanges in televised debates. However, Ms. Gularis is also a new face and one few could have predicted to gain the nomination of her party. Quite moderate compared to some of her fellow party members, Ms. Gularis' broad political appeal has attracted support from independents, Greens, and recently even the Liberal and Democratic Reformist Bloc. Richard M. Nixon had polled well during the last few days before the first election day and took approximately 18% of the total vote, sharing a very similar figure with the Greens candidate Mr. Benedictus. Crucially, the former President has given Ms. Gularis his full support and recent urged those who voted for him to now give their support to her. "I have no doubt," the former President said in an interview on a morning talk show, "that Ms. Gularis has the right idea when it comes to foreign policy. The Republic must engage other powers and not arrogantly assert itself, as I'm afraid might happen with a Cea administration...Obviously, she has other priorities, but we share a similar outlook about Porcu's position in the world and that is why I now support her candidacy and urge my own supporters to do that same." Among those other priorities is an emphasis on education and the need to "reform and modernize our tax code", even including as her own a proposal advanced by Mr. Nixon during the initial campaign, that being its complete transfer all to electronic media and means of payment. In an effort to capture key independent votes, Ms. Gularis spent a good amount of time during her final debate with Mr. Cea emphasizing the need to work across party lines and signaled her willingness to entertain priorities of those parties other than her own. On the other hand, Mr. Cea spent much of the debate and these past few days on an unrelenting attack against Ms. Gularis' "infantile, short-sighted, and dangerous" agenda. Due to this, Ms. Gularis frequently found herself defending her position, particularly with regard to the role of Porcu and the EU on the world stage and the SDF. "My opponent," Mr. Cea bellowed during their two hour televised debate, "does not realize that some countries here in Europe and around the world simply do not hold to the same values we do, nor do they intend to treat us as equals when we approach the discussion table on the international stage...Porcu must stand strong against all aggression and my opponent only wishes to strip our brave men and women of the Self-Defense Forces of necessary funding!" Despite a number of good points made and, possibly, votes earned, both candidates head into the final stretch very close to one another. ... Final Election Results For First Round Of Presidential Election Canae Ardea Gularis (Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats): 29,4% Lucius Germanius Cea (Republican Front): 24,0% Richard Nixon (Independent/Non-Partisan): 17,9% Marcus Holo Benedictus (The Greens): 16,7% Decimus Marius Quintianus (Liberal and Democratic Reformist Bloc): 12,0% Lucius Bommé Ettermia (Popular Democratic Front): > 1,0% Tiberius Aemilius Mamercus (Independent/Non-Partisan): > 1,0% Hans Nautius Rutilus (Independent/Non-Partisan): >1,0% ... Current Polling Advantages/Disadvantages (Presidential) Canae Ardea Gularis (Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats): +1 Lucius Germanius Cea (Republican Front): +/- 0 |
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| The Authority of the Grand Moff | Mar 17 2011, 12:05 AM Post #6 |
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| Porcu | Mar 17 2011, 02:12 PM Post #7 |
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It is my opinion that the use of force should be reserved as a final option when the progression of events in a particular situation have exhausted other means, both diplomatic and economic. Moreover, international institutions such as ICON have demonstrated their ability to provide an effective means of navigating and peacefully solving disputes that could have easily spilled over into outright hostility and war. Of course, should the Republic ever be directly threatened and her people attacked then it would be my duty as President to immediately bring the Self-Defense Forces into action and I would not hesitate to do so, even for a moment. Simply put, sovereignty is the state in which an individual or a collection of people are free to pursue their interests free from external influence. Sovereignty is intrinsically linked to autonomy, and with regard to the Republic of Porcu, the EU, and all nations of the world this means that those living within the internationally recognized borders of said countries and those designating themselves as citizens of said country are free to direct the course of their country. Beyond what is outlined by the Constitution of the Republic and provincial bylaws, Porcuians are free to live their lives as they see fit. The case of Xianyang provides an excellent example: having explored the possibility of integration with the EU, it was the people of Xianyang that repeatedly cast their votes in free and fair elections and expressed their wish to join the EU. With regard to Europe and the other nations of the world, it has traditionally been the Republic and Parliament's desire to see that full expression of liberty and freedom displayed in all countries. The system of education we have here in Porcu is one of the world's best, but that is not to say that improvements cannot be made. While a vast majority of our children and young adults receive a world-class education, there are still those that slip through for numerous reasons and do not finish their education. Among other things, I have proposed that Parliament look at funding an expansion of internet access at all our public schools and universities, so that our teachers and professors may utilize the vast wealth of information to be found there and provide our students with the best and latest in electronic media. In light of Hong Kong and now Xianyang's integration into the EU, I have also proposed that Mandarin be added to the list of languages students would learn and be tested over, so that they may better serve as ambassadors for the Republic and citizens of the world. As education is the means by which we prepare the next generation to inherit this country and the world, I have to say that it is a top priority. Almost as an extension of an earlier answer I gave, Porcu and other democracies are not the other nations here in Europe or around the world. It is a matter of pragmatics rather than idealism. Nixon the Younger did well in reaching out to countries such as Venice and the Roman Empire and I wish to continue and add to that legacy, hopefully being provided the opportunity to reach out to other monarchies such as the Russian Empire, the Kingdom of Great Britain, and Ireland among others. That is not to say that our current allies and diplomatic relations are inadequate - I have never stated anything of the sort - but only that international issues are not solved as effectively as they could if done unilaterally. I think it is important that other nations understand that they and the Republic are not destined to be antagonistic and diametrically opposed. Canae Ardea Gularis ... Of course I do, or else I would be advocating for a complete reversal of the current trend! Foreign threats often times cannot be seen far ahead and often times there is little room for a thorough and calculated assessment of the situation. I have no doubt that many issues of national security could have been entirely prevented or greatly minimized if Parliament had the courage to properly provide the Republic and her people with an adequate force. The situation in Tanganorium and the reemergence of TIM would never have occurred if Nixon the Younger hadn't authorized the scaling down of forces in the first place after Porcu's prolonged fight against TIM. An increase in men, equipment, training, and funding in general is needed. I'm afraid that unless we act soon and act boldly the SDF will quickly be outclassed on the battlefield, and that is a recipe for the destruction of our Forth Republic and way of life. Naturally, a strong and capable SDF may have also given the Kasnyians second thoughts about throwing a temper tantrum, which by the way was only slightly related to Xianyang and had more to do with the waning influence they wield in the region and in the world. On a related note, I am happy to think that our former princess is doing a hell of a job occupying the Kasnyian Emperor - their private activities forcing the Grand Parliament to speak on behalf of the Empire since he cannot and, well, neither can she, with a full mouth and all. My goal would be to increase troop levels back to their point immediately following the Dominion Wars, at an estimated 5.25 million. Obviously, I would need to speak with Supreme Command about setting up a timetable, so I cannot say how long such a process would take, but certainly by the end of my Presidency the people of Porcu would not need to worry about foreign threats. Other nations have little to worry about a buildup and refitting of the SDF and I would work extensively to sooth their fears. Presently the SDF is armed and supplied mostly by internal government contracting, but there are number of exceptions that exist for companies of the Confederate States of America and Ulgania. I am certainly not opposed to expanding this list and will search for competitive suppliers across Europe and the world. The International Arms Market may become an option certainly, but I must admit that I am not intimately familiar with it. However, I can say that while it has not suited the SDF's needs up to this point, that may change as those suppliers on the Market may prove more beneficial. I know an enemy of the Republic when I see one. Obviously, the largest ethical concern for my proposal of a national DNA database is the fact that it is compulsory; however, I think a quick swab of the inside of your cheek is immensely less intrusive and intolerable than the thought a relative of a recently murdered family member having to see the villain walk away because of a lack of evidence. We possess the scientific capability to hold all lawbreakers accountable and it would be a great waste if this opportunity were passed up. Legal concerns still have to discussed and entertained, but I'm sure that after the ethical concerns are taken care of then legalities establish themselves quickly enough. Lucius Germanius Cea ... The purpose of the State is to provide the framework by which the Constitution, and all the liberties and freedoms it entitles, is upheld and defended. I would much rather say that the State derives from the individuals that agree and recognize the Constitution as the supreme law of the Republic and allows each to pursue their own interests. The State exists only by the will of the people. Canae Ardea Gularis The purpose of the State is to defend its citizens from all threats, both foreign and domestic. Lucius Germanius Cea OOC: Holy shit...That took awhile. Great questions, thanks Moff. Just a reminder: the parliamentary and second presidential polls will be closed tomorrow. |
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| NRE | Mar 17 2011, 06:01 PM Post #8 |
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OOC: Unless I'm reading it wrong (which i could be :lol: ), looks like it will be a Socialist president working with a Republican parliament. Should make for interesting times in Stockholm. |
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| Porcu | Mar 17 2011, 06:42 PM Post #9 |
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OOC: Don't forget to add or subtract appropriately based off of the current polling advantages/disadvantages. Still, there's going to be a large number of seats held by the far-right. :gnarkgnark: :P |
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| Porcu | Mar 18 2011, 07:55 PM Post #10 |
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OOC: Thanks to everyone who voted! Presidential news report in my news thread. IC: Presidential Election Result: Canae Ardea Gularis (Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats) - 62,5% Lucius Germanius Cea (Republican Front) - 37,5% ... Parliamentary Election Results and New Parliamentary Chart: Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats: 357/732; 48,8% Republican Front: 193/732; 26,4% Liberal and Democratic Reformist Bloc: 89/732; 12,2% Independents/Non-Partisan: 31/732; 4,2% The Greens: 31/732; 4,2% Popular Democratic Front: 31/732; 4,2% Posted Image |
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| The Authority of the Grand Moff | Mar 19 2011, 12:28 AM Post #11 |
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Posted Image The Star Fort of Moff Sienar Now what? Gularis' election all but meant that the Porcuian Self-Defense Forces would not be expanding. A whole flotilla of accompanying arms contracts--which undoubtedly would have been titanically lucrative--had vanished even from possibility now. Sienar leaned back in his favorite chair, a white leather one with gold faux buttons, and began massaging his temple with his hands. "Only hope now rests with the the Republican minority..." he muttered aloud to no one. "Not that they'll accomplish anything...." He sighed. "Course it was unlikely a contract was coming to SieSys in any event--" And aloud the Moff said "--since the Porcuians hate us anyway." But in his mind, Sienar thought "--because Kuat would have beat me to it." * * * Posted Image The Star Fort of Moff Kuat Deep breath in.... Deep breath out.... Deep breath in.... Deep breath out.... "Ahhhhhhhh... fuck...." Moff Kuat was not happy. Not happy at all. Reminder: Never mix absinthe with wine... the Moff told himself even as his forehead pulsed and his eyes flinched at everything they saw--until they caught his own reflection in the bathroom mirror. "'Glass eyes saw glass eyes in a glass eye...'" he laughed, thinking of the old fable he'd once heard from OH GOD! Kerflush! Kisshhhhhhhh! If you're gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough, Kuat reminded himself as steam began to fill the air and he reached for some aspirin. Then he removed his bathrobe, ready to wash away another day's drunken memories and-- "Moff Kuat, sir!" And there it is. The Moff froze entirely still for a moment, then slowly turned his head and glared at the small speaker built into the wall, next to the light switch--though, alas, the speaker had no ON/OFF toggle. Deep breath in.... Count to ten... do it... 1... 2... 3... "Moff Kuat, sir!" Deep breath out.... ... 6... 7... It didn't matter, this headache wasn't going to go away. 8... 9... "Moff Kuat, sir! It's about the elections in Porcu!" ...10. The Moff pressed the "TALK" button on the speaker and said, "Go ahead." "FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!" He couldn't believe it. He wouldn't believe it. He proceeded to spontaneously invent 7 new swear words on the spot as he slammed his fist into the speaker--which only caused him to howl even louder. "Sir, remember, count to ten!" "One... t-two... f-five--HOW THE SHIT COULD THEY FUCKING ELECT THAT PACIFIST LITTLE CU--" And then the Moff, mid-curse, suddenly silenced, staring once more at his own reflection. His reflection stared back--but now, his eyes shined bright, sparkling in the steam. His forehead no longer throbbed with a hangover--but instead hummed with cranial voltage. No amount of fornication, intoxication, or infuriation, even in gross quantity, could ever keep the Moff from his wits. "Moff Kuat? Sir, are you al--" "Gularis. Get me everything you can find about Gularis." "At once--" "And a summary of Porcu's diplomatic relations. Emphasis on rivals and enemies." "Yes, s--" "On my desk by the time I get out of my shower." "Yes, Moff Kuat." * * * Posted Image Moff Thanas' Manor Unlike the other Moffs, Thanas did not usually reside within his own Legion's star fort, but in a separate, smaller--albeit still fortified--villa located in an isolated area of his Sector. Exactly why he did this, none could say. Some of the Moffs suspected that Thanas, whose caution was legendary, was simply being paranoid--though of what, they could never determine. Certainly it seemed unreasonable that the heavily-reinforced star forts of the Moffs, garrisoned as they were by thousands of elite soldiers who could not even comprehend disloyalty, were insufficient for Thanas' protection. Or maybe, countered other Moffs, Thanas just liked his privacy. Whatever the reason, all the other Moffs regarded Thanas with suspicion--even as they valued his opinions. Thanas was not merely a recluse in living, but in spirit as well. Lacking the bombast of Kuat or the gregariousness of Pellaeon, a person unfamiliar with Thanas would probably regard him as "introverted" or "dense". The other Moffs knew better. Thanas was, like all of them, brilliant--but Thanas, it seemed particularly so. Or maybe that was just because he possessed the rare talent of thinking before speaking. It was Thanas, more than any of the others, who was able to see the forest instead of the trees--more so than even Piett, whose analytical brilliance suffered only from Stoic stubborn self-assurance. And that was why Moff Thanas saw the anomaly. * * *
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