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Phobias
Topic Started: Jul 23 2010, 12:42 AM (432 Views)
Sedulius
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Bolding the nation name Porcu has no consequences. Not bolding the player name Porcu has consequences, those consequences being that Jews will come in the night and circumcise you, even if you are already circumcised. Then you would be double-circumcised.

Those who have not bolded the name prevent them by screwing a pig, thus having a non-kosher sausage.
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Al Araam
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If you are already circumcised, the Jews will return to finish what they started. The difference between double circumcision and castration are essentially non-existent.
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New Harumf
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OK, now. This whole thing here is getting way too graphic!

As to hornets:

I strongly advise the following: when you are six years old, and your family is having new carpet installed, and a four foot strip of carpet pad, about two inches wide, is tossed on the front lawn, do not - I repreat, DO NOT, think is cool to walk around the lawn swinging it around over your head until you accidently make contact with a rather large hornet's nest.
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Union
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I don't get the whole Porcu thing.
Edited by Union, Jul 27 2010, 12:07 PM.
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Filo
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When I was a little hornet came into our house and hid among the garlands hanging from the chandelier (coincidentally was my birthday), all day long there was a war between us and him, sometimes, whirred out by festoons and fly dangerously between our heads.
Shortly after he added two more.
I spent most of the night under a tarpaulin to avoid that my relatives were attacked while trying to kill the beasts.
Finally we managed to kill one but two fled bastards
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Al Araam
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Union
Jul 27 2010, 12:06 PM
I don't get the whole Porcu thing.
I'm sure the Jews will elucidate before they go about administering their grim justice.
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Hastine
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Sedulius
Jul 26 2010, 10:49 PM
Bolding the nation name Porcu has no consequences. Not bolding the player name Porcu has consequences, those consequences being that Jews will come in the night and circumcise you, even if you are already circumcised. Then you would be double-circumcised.

Those who have not bolded the name prevent them by screwing a pig, thus having a non-kosher sausage.
:lol: Tempted to sig.

Ironically, "porcu" (the word, not the guy) was originally Sperian for "pig", until I changed the masculine gender in the language to "i" (which now makes it "porqi"). I know it's not a very masculine language gender, but I didn't want to copy the sound of the Portuguese "o", or the look/sound of Sicilian, which like original Sperian, also uses "u".

In conclusion, it seems that Porcu, pigs, Jews and euphemisms for holy figures all have a common link. Conspiracy? I think so.
Edited by Hastine, Jul 27 2010, 09:58 PM.
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