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Buur, it's what we drank
Topic Started: Oct 31 2009, 01:25 AM (519 Views)
Al Araam
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You should help them along by running over the next nonchalant jaywalker you come across.
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 1 2009, 08:18 PM
Black people need to develop a sense of jaywalking danger.
Nothing will wake him from his complacency.

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Do we have any black people on the forum?
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flumes
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If by black you mean someone who jaywalks, then yes, I'm black. B)
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Soo, white people have an evolutional advantage over black people on the modern highways? What does this mean?
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I have learned that I really hate frat parties.

Just about the worst Halloween in the history of my life.

:(
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While driving home Saturday night down Washtenaw Ave. (Frat row) one house had a line waiting to get in that literally had to have over 1,000 people waiting. I wanted to get in line, but Don said no. :sad:
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Atticus
Nov 1 2009, 09:19 PM
Do we have any black people on the forum?
*Raises hand*

Well, I'm mixed race. Black grandparent.

But if Obama is black then so am I!
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Tristan da Cunha
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It's easy to determine one's race by using the pencil test. If you put a pencil in your hair and the pencil doesn't fall out, then you're black.
Edited by Tristan da Cunha, Nov 2 2009, 05:31 PM.
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 05:30 PM
It's easy to determine one's race by using the pencil test. If you put a pencil in your hair and the pencil doesn't fall out, then you're black.
I have no hair. Is there a second test?
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Oh shit, I'm black! :sad:
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Tristan da Cunha
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Atticus
Nov 2 2009, 07:01 PM
Oh shit, I'm black! :sad:
Welcome to the darkness.

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I have no hair. Is there a second test?


Damn, that was the only test :(
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 10:40 PM
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I have no hair. Is there a second test?
Damn, that was the only test :(
Get three wigs and conduct the test once for each wig. Take the results and report back here. :)
Edited by Telosan, Nov 2 2009, 10:42 PM.
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 10:40 PM
Atticus
Nov 2 2009, 07:01 PM
Oh shit, I'm black! :sad:
Welcome to the darkness.
Wait, this can't be that accurate, what if people have curly or thick hair?
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I have perfectly straight long hair, very fine, I put the pencil in and it sticks... and I'm pretty white, don't believe me then look at my last picture.
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Tristan da Cunha
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 10:40 PM
Atticus
Nov 2 2009, 07:01 PM
Oh shit, I'm black! :sad:
Welcome to the darkness.
Wait, this can't be that accurate, what if people have curly or thick hair?
This test works dammit. Hundreds of lab animals were forced to perform thousands of acts of fellatio on each other to ensure the scientific validity of this test.
Edited by Tristan da Cunha, Nov 3 2009, 12:21 AM.
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Nov 3 2009, 12:20 AM
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 10:40 PM
Atticus
Nov 2 2009, 07:01 PM
Oh shit, I'm black! :sad:
Welcome to the darkness.
Wait, this can't be that accurate, what if people have curly or thick hair?
This test works dammit. Hundreds of lab animals were forced to perform thousands of acts of fellatio on each other to ensure the scientific validity of this test.
How does the fellatio ensure the validity of the test about hair and pencils again?
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Tristan da Cunha
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Draxis
Nov 3 2009, 12:26 AM
Tristan da Cunha
Nov 3 2009, 12:20 AM
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 10:40 PM
Atticus
Nov 2 2009, 07:01 PM
Oh shit, I'm black! :sad:
Welcome to the darkness.
Wait, this can't be that accurate, what if people have curly or thick hair?
This test works dammit. Hundreds of lab animals were forced to perform thousands of acts of fellatio on each other to ensure the scientific validity of this test.
How does the fellatio ensure the validity of the test about hair and pencils again?
Because chimp fellatio is the cornerstone of scientific research.

http://s3.zetaboards.com/nationstates/topic/7283683/1/#new

Unethical, but true. This has already been discussed, geez. End of story.
Edited by Tristan da Cunha, Nov 3 2009, 12:30 AM.
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Al Araam
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I can vouch for the validity of TC's test of blackness. I put a pencil in my 3/4" long hair and it fell out. I am indeed not black. If the pencil sticks and you don't believe that you are an individual of African descent, I recommend you sit down and have a long, frank discussion with your parents, because I think there is something they haven't told you.
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Don't tell me this. I am as white as it gets. Its impossible for me to have black genes.
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Al Araam
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Hey. Don't get mad at me. The truth will set you free, and all that... stuff. If you're going to get mad at someone, it should, as I said earlier, be those who have up until this day pretended to be your parents. Ask them how long they really thought a little thing like skin re-pigmentation was going to keep you from finding out who you really were. 783,947 acts of chimp fellatio put this test beyond scientific reproach.
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Telosan
Nov 2 2009, 10:41 PM
Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 10:40 PM
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I have no hair. Is there a second test?
Damn, that was the only test :(
Get three wigs and conduct the test once for each wig. Take the results and report back here. :)
Hmm, since chimp fillatio can't be wrong - I am 1/3 black.

Wait.......how does that work??
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Rhadamanthus
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I put the pencil in and it fell out.
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Tristan da Cunha
Nov 2 2009, 05:30 PM
It's easy to determine one's race by using the pencil test. If you put a pencil in your hair and the pencil doesn't fall out, then you're black.
Excellent. Then it's settled, I'm black as coal. (And I want to see the sun... blotted out from the sky.)
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