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| Topic Started: Oct 30 2009, 05:11 PM (205 Views) | |
| New Harumf | Oct 30 2009, 05:11 PM Post #1 |
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http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm |
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| Rhadamanthus | Oct 30 2009, 05:13 PM Post #2 |
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:lol: Nice find. Alas, not compatible with CNN's annoying new layout. |
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| Al Araam | Oct 30 2009, 05:30 PM Post #3 |
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Very nice. I'm sure it could be used with good effect, unless your girlfriend happens to be an avid reader of CNN's online articles, in which case the layout differences might pose a small problem. |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Oct 30 2009, 05:50 PM Post #4 |
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There you go, another reason women should not be allowed to read the news- so they can be convinced by this scientific report. |
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| Rhadamanthus | Oct 30 2009, 05:50 PM Post #5 |
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Wouldn't that involve getting them to read the news? (since the report is purported news) |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Oct 30 2009, 05:52 PM Post #6 |
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The paradox can be resolved in one's favor. |
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| Deleted User | Oct 30 2009, 08:02 PM Post #7 |
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This changes everything!! Hooray for CNN. I wonder how they got their evidence for this study. :gnarkgnark: |
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| Ulgania | Oct 30 2009, 10:34 PM Post #8 |
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A better Zarathustra has never rode a horse
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This topic feels... ironic. |
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| Ulgania | Oct 30 2009, 11:27 PM Post #9 |
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A better Zarathustra has never rode a horse
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They got a lot of... well, okay, I could tell you but it'll cost you. *Doesn't endorse double-posting.* Edited by Ulgania, Oct 30 2009, 11:27 PM.
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| Tristan da Cunha | Oct 30 2009, 11:44 PM Post #10 |
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The study was done on lab animals, which PETA objected to. It was a $2.9 million NIH-funded study. |
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| Eleytheria-Duo | Oct 31 2009, 12:02 AM Post #11 |
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So your saying they forced chimps at your local zoo to engage in fellatio? :unsure: |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Oct 31 2009, 01:34 AM Post #12 |
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Hmm that's what the scientists usually do, even in completely unrelated studies.
Edited by Tristan da Cunha, Oct 31 2009, 01:36 AM.
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| Ulgania | Oct 31 2009, 01:37 AM Post #13 |
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Aren't you in a research field at the moment? :lol: |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Oct 31 2009, 01:42 AM Post #14 |
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I was recently but I resigned my position as a moral protest against the forcing of all the chimpanzees to perform fellatio on each other... and our lab was supposed to do work on bio-terrorism, so why all the chimp fellatio?! Also I resigned so I could devote my energy to other things. |
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| Deleted User | Oct 31 2009, 05:14 PM Post #15 |
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That's easy. They use chimps, who have AIDS or other viruses, to preform fellatio on terrorist or other enemies. Bio-terrorism. |
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| Eleytheria-Duo | Oct 31 2009, 08:10 PM Post #16 |
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Have you any idea how low the risk of contracting AIDS is from Saliva? :huh: From a medical standpoint, barely of concern. Mind you, taking any unnecessary risk isn't healthy, but all they are really doing is giving terrorists free head, which is more than they'd ever hope to get back home... |
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| Porcu | Oct 31 2009, 09:46 PM Post #17 |
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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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...Or in "heaven." |
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| Deleted User | Nov 1 2009, 04:28 PM Post #18 |
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Then teach the chimps how to bite on command. |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Nov 1 2009, 07:12 PM Post #19 |
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Yeah...chimps and fellatio are the bread and butter of research. You have the right mindset I think Atticus. You should become a scientist. |
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| Deleted User | Nov 1 2009, 07:46 PM Post #20 |
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With my army of penis-biting chimps, terrorism will soon end. |
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