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The Albert Oppenweiner Estate
Topic Started: Jan 22 2009, 01:48 PM (136 Views)
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Albert Oppenweiner is a retired ships cook living on a small plantation carved into a clearing in the northernmost part of the Lambda League. Initially, he began growing bananas and had built that business into a reasonable profit generator, but lately he has been tinkering around with some of the local flora in his modest basement lab.

Many trials and experiments produced little of interest until he made a heavy dark surup out of the Kola nut and the Cocoa leaf. Local distribution of the surup proved that it had some effect on unsettled stomachs and provided relief from headaches, so he began bottling the surup, combined with sugar and carbonated water, and marketed it under the name Lambda Kola. Soon it became a local favorite, and he got contracts to produce his new elixor for the Lambda League Pirate Commission and the New Harumfian Navy. Within a year it could be found on every ship sailing under a New Harumf Provincial Flag. Slowly, the product began to be known around the world as ships traded in exotic ports.

As a side-product of his production process Oppenweiner ended up with large containers of refined Cocaine which he also sought to distribute into world markets.

OOC: Anyone wishing to "deal" with Albert Oppenweiner should write to:

Albert Oppenweiner
Lambda Cola Plantation
Casa Nostra
The Lambda League

Both Kola Surup, available for the bottling process, and refined Cocaine powder are available. Franchises also may be applied for.
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Albert Oppenweiner
Lambda Cola Plantation
Casa Nostra
The Lambda League

From:

Joseph Colburn
Colburn Industries
Raleigh, Carolina
Federation of American States


Dear Mr. Oppenweiner,
I have heard of your newest product, Lambda Cola. I have sampled it, and it is greatly to my liking. I have been in the business of soda sales since I was a young boy, and would like to contract with you for regular shipments of your Kola syrup. It is my hope that I might introduce your product here in the Federation, and spread fun and happiness as only sugar can do.

God Bless You,
Joseph Colburn
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From: The Desk of Albert Oppenweiner
To: The Honorable Joseph Colburn

It is with great enthusiasim that I have read your letter, and I am anxious to do business with you. We will be happy toi supply you with regular shipments of Lambda Kola surup for your production and to grant you full and exclusive distribution rights for the product within the Federation of American States. In addition, we wish to assign to you the right to grant further franchises for distribution with you as the sole importer of Kola surup to those franchisees. Your first shipment will arrive by ocean transport to the port designated by you in your instructions.

May God keep you well,
Albert Oppenweiner, CEO
Lambda Kola, Ltd.
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Freedhelm Enterprises is interested in purchasing both Lambda Kola and refined cocaine from Lambda Kola Ltd.
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From the desk of Albert Oppenweiner
To the board of Freedhelm Enterprises

We are pleased to hear of your interest in our products. We are happy to grant you exclusive rights to distribute Lambda Kola in Thule and ajoining markets, and to provide you as much refined cocaine as you can use. Your first shipments will be made via ocean transport to your designated port. Thank you for doing business with us.

Yours,
Albert Oppenweiner, CEO
Lambda Kola, Ltd.
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