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lol-shakespeare!
Topic Started: Jan 18 2009, 02:02 PM (91 Views)
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DEMETRIUS
Villain, what hast thou done?

AARON
That which thou canst not undo.

CHIRON
Thou hast undone our mother.

AARON
Villain, I have done thy mother.


http://www.william-shakespeare.info/act4-script-text-titus-andronicus.htm
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Menhad
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Jan 18 2009, 02:02 PM
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DEMETRIUS
Villain, what hast thou done?

AARON
That which thou canst not undo.

CHIRON
Thou hast undone our mother.

AARON
Villain, I have done thy mother.


http://www.william-shakespeare.info/act4-script-text-titus-andronicus.htm
Shakespeare was THE OG.

He had "your mom" jokes, he used cuz when referring to friends, and hoe when referring to women. :lol:
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Also, there were a lot of puns on the word "$unt", which rhymes with "lunt", such as,

"Get the to a nunnery in the country."

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By Shakespeare's day, the word seems to have become obscene. Although Shakespeare does not use the word explicitly (or with derogatory meaning) in his plays, he still plays with it, using wordplay to sneak it in obliquely. In Act III, Scene 2, of Hamlet, as the castle's residents are settling in to watch the play-within-the-play, Hamlet asks Ophelia, "Lady, shall I lie in your lap?" Ophelia, of course, replies, "No, my lord." Hamlet, feigning shock, says, "Do you think I meant country matters?" Then, to drive home the point that the accent is definitely on the first syllable of country, Shakespeare has Hamlet say, "That's a fair thought, to lie between maids' legs."[
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Who made the first "your mom" joke? Shakespeare.
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Edited by Rafzakael, Jan 18 2009, 04:59 PM.
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Rafzakael
Jan 18 2009, 04:58 PM
Rafzakel
 
Who made the first "your mom" joke? Shakespeare.
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Yeah, I was gonna mention that. MSU for the win! :lol:
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I feel like I'm in high school again :lol:
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Huesca
Jan 18 2009, 02:02 PM
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DEMETRIUS
Villain, what hast thou done?

AARON
That which thou canst not undo.

CHIRON
Thou hast undone our mother.

AARON
Villain, I have done thy mother.


http://www.william-shakespeare.info/act4-script-text-titus-andronicus.htm
Reposting from PoFo, I see.

I love the old man persona.
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