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Man-Slaves For Sale
Topic Started: Jan 14 2009, 01:28 AM (476 Views)
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To: Nations of the World
From: The Community of Malesploitatia

"Malesploitatia currently has a surplus of male bodies and seeks to unload 2 million man-slaves on any nation willing to offer a reasonable price. If you would like to strike a deal, please respond immediately. They are well-trained and obedient, but we can't afford to feed them much longer. If you don't take them off our hands soon then we'll be forced to castrate and discard them."

- Drea Anworkin, Chief Dominatrix
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Union
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OOC: Very original.

Not in a good way.

I don't feel bad saying this. I'm cool with all this because I'm a jackass, and I've long since made peace with that, but more so in this particular case because you actually deserve it. Sorry. I'm sure you're laughing your head off somewhere finding this entire idea downright hilarious, or strikingly insightful, or both.

Good for you.

Meanwhile, I will laugh silently to myself that despite all these appearances, you still introduced yourself as a possession of your man.

So. Yeah.

You can have our matriarchy, your man-slaves, your capital city Vulva, and think you're delivering a striking social commentary and/or a very hilarious joke.

Good one. But I don't have to acknowledge it.

And I will not be putting you on my map, unless you give an indication that you're willing to take this at least half-way seriously, instead of using our game, our community, and this forum as more than just a soapbox for whatever it is you're spouting. I don't come here to be mocked by some member's girl.

Thank you.
Edited by Union, Jan 14 2009, 02:01 AM.
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Tristan da Cunha
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OOC:

Let her be. The internet is for mockery. Take IC measures, but don't do this to the map.

Besides, rest assured that only your fascist society gives rise to such nonsense as "smash patriarchy" :lol:
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East Anarx
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Huesca
Jan 14 2009, 01:50 AM
OOC: Very original.

Not in a good way.

I don't feel bad saying this. I'm cool with all this because I'm a jackass, and I've long since made peace with that, but more so in this particular case because you actually deserve it. Sorry. I'm sure you're laughing your head off somewhere finding this entire idea downright hilarious, or strikingly insightful, or both.

Good for you.

Meanwhile, I will laugh silently to myself that despite all these appearances, you still introduced yourself as a possession of your man.

So. Yeah.

You can have our matriarchy, your man-slaves, your capital city Vulva, and think you're delivering a striking social commentary and/or a very hilarious joke.

Good one. But I don't have to acknowledge it.

And I will not be putting you on my map, unless you give an indication that you're willing to take this at least half-way seriously, instead of using our game, our community, and this forum as more than just a soapbox for whatever it is you're spouting. I don't come here to be mocked by some member's girl.

Thank you.
OOC:

1. Would you kindly point out exactly what forum rules were violated with this post?

2. If none were, please explain why you took this so personally.

3. Feel free to not acknowledge whatever you feel like. And feel free to not put her on the map. It is, after all, your domain. I gave up the right to dictate what goes on it when I gave up the responsibility of taking care of it.

4. If you haven't noticed, this forum is basically a soapbox for whatever we feel like spouting. Our nations are often fictional representations of one kind or another that illustrate our political or philosophical views, often in a facetious manner. If you can't take a joke, get off of teh interwebz.

5. This isn't about whether she's mine, or I'm hers. That has nothing to do with anything. And whether you like it or not, she's a member now too, not just "some member's girl." And how exactly did she "mock" you?

6. Yes. You are a jackass.
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Tristan da Cunha
Jan 14 2009, 11:54 AM
OOC:

Let her be. The internet is for mockery. Take IC measures, but don't do this to the map.

Besides, rest assured that only your fascist society gives rise to such nonsense as "smash patriarchy" :lol:
OOC: Oh, lighten up. I have seen much worse from some of the misogynists on here, including myself! I mean, the Amish Children used to castrate criminals and I once had a nation of Drag Queens! Plus, if you are so gynophobic that you can't take a little satire you should really consider seeking help! Regardless, a one-note song such as this can only be amusing to her for so long before she tires of it and moves on, or she will need to change her Amazon-like nation to perhaps an Island of Lesbos which I am sure will garner more interest. We have also had slave trade here before, and if the global community does not approve then we will need to RP removing it.

IC: The Lambda League pirates will keep an eye out for transports from Malesploitatia which may be carrying human cargo. The temptation to board and steal such cargo will be quite strong as pirate fleets are always in the market for cheap labor.
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East Anarx
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IC:

Very Official Looking Correspondence From Free Thule:

"Thule is appalled that such a blatantly oppressive and barbaric practice as human slavery is permitted to continue in this day and age. The so-called "Community of Malesploitatia" will not be allowed entrance to Thulean ports so long as they continue to enslave human beings."
Edited by East Anarx, Jan 15 2009, 06:18 PM.
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NRE
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OOC: You know the Confederacy would love to buy these guys off you, to bad this isn't a NS1 story, as it isn't I figure what better way to get my own nation rolling here by buying people :evil:

IC:

My gracious and glorious master has taken interest in the sell of this individuals and could be willing to pay a handsome amount of Yen or Gold in the purchase of these men. However, it will be required that demonstrations be held to ensure that these individuals by enlarge are healthy and strong enough for the tasks head. If so then the Eastern Empire will be more than willing to pay the Malesploitatians asking price plus interest.

-Chinese Government of the Eastern Empire
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Ulgania
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The Ulganian Federation will be seeing to the freeing of any shipments of these people who enter, or come close the the areas of the Indian Ocean and the Red Sea that we have reach in.

OOC: Mind you, my NS2 population is very immigrant driven at the moment

To Telosan's post below... I swear if they're from Africa there's gonna be hell to pay :rolleyes:
Edited by Ulgania, Jan 14 2009, 04:32 PM.
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Telosan
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Angelcynn strongly opposes slavery in its forms and methods. As such we follow Thule's example and refuse to allow Malesploitatian vessels into Anglian waters.

OOC: Where exactly is the source of these slaves? Africa? S. America?
Edited by Telosan, Jan 14 2009, 03:28 PM.
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The Emirate of Al Qalaa will follow Ulgania's example and reserves the right to board any Malesploitatian craft that enters Qalaa'i waters. Any slaves will be freed and slave ships will be confiscated.

OOC: I think she means that she's selling off her native population
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Jan 14 2009, 04:36 PM
The Emirate of Al Qalaa will follow Ulgania's example and reserves the right to board any Malesploitatian craft that enters Qalaa'i waters. Any slaves will be freed and slave ships will be confiscated.

OOC: I think she means that she's selling off her native population
OOC: Native "male" population.

"It's raining men,
Hellejulah!!"
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Sedulius
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To:The Community of Malesploitatia

While Impireacht na hÉireann greatly disagrees with slavery, it is not our place to interfere with a foreign cultures' trade unless it is our enemy. The Community will be spared our guns, but you will not have their defense either. We will, however, send diplomats in an attempt to learn more about your culture. We will show the courtesy of sending only women.

Signed,

High King Hugh O'Neill
Edited by Sedulius, Jan 14 2009, 06:53 PM.
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lilgrexicano
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Ozomatlan is interested in receiving male slaves from Malesploitatia. Such manpower can be used on the front lines in our wars with the barbarious Chichimeca to our north. Payment can be made in precious gems or metals, as we only use cocoa beans for currency.
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Toussaint
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Bessentia condemns this open sale of slaves, as well as the nation putting it forth. Due to their active slave exports, Malesploitatia is hereby embargoed within the empire.
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East Anarx
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Esternarx
Jan 14 2009, 01:36 PM
Very Official Looking Correspondence From Free Thule:

"Thule is appalled that such a blatantly oppressive and barbaric practice as human slavery is permitted to continue in this day and age. The so-called "Community of Malesploitatia" will not be allowed entrance to Thulean ports so long as they continue to enslave human beings."
"While I am equally disgusted at the thought of human enslavement, I'd just like to point out that whoever sent this message was not speaking on behalf of all of Thule. No official action will be taken to prevent Malesploitatia's merchant ships from entering Thulean harbors. However, most Thuleans do not recognize slaves as legitimate property, so any ships carrying these "man-slaves" will likely not be protected from violence or theft to the same degree that ships hauling legitimate property are."

- King Lucas Petrov I, Kingdom of Thule
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To: The Community of Malesploitatia
From: The Labour Commission, Nag Ehgoeg

We understand that you are considering the sale of human beings to the Eastern Empire. We will match any offer made by the Chinese.
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Tristan da Cunha
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To: Community of Malesploitatia
From: Prince Kita-Shirakawa of Ezo

I will buy one healthy and youthful black negro man from you, as I have never seen a black man in my life and am interested in what one looks like.
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Tristan da Cunha
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OOC:
I'm going to assume the transaction has been made.
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