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Inanic Contracting; Name your poison.
Topic Started: Aug 12 2008, 01:53 PM (172 Views)
Sedulius
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Official Statement from Executor Inane 01

By order of the Magister Inane, I am to offer Inanisi's services to the world.

We are not mercenaries, but rather contractors, and we are most efficient at what we do.

What we do and what we are to do is to be discussed only in private between contractor and customer.

If you need something done, don't hesitate to contact an Exectutor Inane. We'll be sure to get a representative out to you immediately.

These things said, I am also to issue a few political statements.

Inanisi supports the Genesian faith, and as such we are fully opposed to the rogue Brotherhood of Saint Siadhail. Any contract involving action against them will be taken, though no such contract is needed for us to take action.

We warn Sedulion to turn its fleet en route to Ireland back, or we will intervene.

No further statements at this time.
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Neo-Etrusca
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Like Caligula, WITH STYLE!
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OOC- Maybe we can have some good compition between contractors, eh?
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Sedulius
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OOC: Indeed. My guy can be the supervillian that's your guys' nemesis. Ha. This should make for some good RPs. I can just see it now. The Good Guys fighting a bunch of ninjas. :lol:
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Devin Wire
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A letter scrawled in the classical ransom note letter cutouts
 
Can you truly take down anyone? Anyone at all? We need several officials disposed of in Africa. I trust from that you realize whom I am writing.
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Nag Ehgoeg
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-Secret Transmission-

My employers are very interested to see if your agency of "contractors" could kidnap the child of the Imperial Kasniyan line currently in the care of the Princess of Helmetia. We have no strong objection to any collatoral damage or loss of life this job might incur, and we are willing to pay handsomly.

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OOC: Teehehe. Ok kids... don't try this at home. Because seriously, Kas is going to be PO'd. I really should have PMed him before doing this... ah well.

[Edit]

That's right kids. Do as I say. Not as I do. Do as Paradise does - he's the responsible one.
Edited by Nag Ehgoeg, Aug 12 2008, 05:12 PM.
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Sedulius
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Devin Wire
Aug 12 2008, 02:44 PM
A letter scrawled in the classical ransom note letter cutouts
 
Can you truly take down anyone? Anyone at all? We need several officials disposed of in Africa. I trust from that you realize whom I am writing.
Letter from Executor Inane 03

Name your targets and we will name our price. Everything is confidential, you need not worry.
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Nag Ehgoeg
Aug 12 2008, 05:08 PM
-Secret Transmission-

My employers are very interested to see if your agency of "contractors" could kidnap the child of the Imperial Kasniyan line currently in the care of the Princess of Helmetia. We have no strong objection to any collatoral damage or loss of life this job might incur, and we are willing to pay handsomly.

****

OOC: Teehehe. Ok kids... don't try this at home. Because seriously, Kas is going to be PO'd. I really should have PMed him before doing this... ah well.

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That's right kids. Do as I say. Not as I do. Do as Paradise does - he's the responsible one.
-Secret Transmission-

Royal kidnapping, it's been a while since we've done something like that. One squad should be enough.

We understand that an act of assassination here would not be prudent. No royals will be harmed, only the child will be taken.

But since you do not care about collateral, I'm sure many Kasniyan guards are about to go missing.

Our total fee is 545000 DCM.

If you find this acceptable, we will execute your contract. Payment will be expected upon completion.
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Nag Ehgoeg
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-Secret Transmission-

Suceed and we'll call it an even 550000.
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Sedulius
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-secret transmission-

Contract accepted. We will contact you when target is safely within our custody.
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Devin Wire
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Once More in Scrawled Letters
 
Prince Devin Wire II Constantine, heir to the throne of Zeelar and presumptive King upon the abdication of the current sovereign.
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Sedulius
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Aug 12 2008, 10:38 PM
Once More in Scrawled Letters
 
Prince Devin Wire II Constantine, heir to the throne of Zeelar and presumptive King upon the abdication of the current sovereign.
Letter from Executor Inane 03

Not quite regicide. One squad will be sent for the job. Our price is 1,045,000 DCM equivalent.

We ask permission to eliminate bodyguards if needed. All eliminations will be done covertly.

If you find this acceptable, we will execute your contract. Payment will be expected upon completion.
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Devin Wire
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Scrawled Once More
 
t increasingly appears as so. We would only be too happy if you slaughtered each of his guards. Enjoy their pain - kill him slowly please. I want him to suffer.

You will find the money, in Zeelari Denebs, at an exchange place, once his head no longer is upon his body.
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Rhadamanthus
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A note prepared by the Bureau of Barbarians, but carefully disguised to look as coming from elsewhere:

"Will pay highly for the elimination of high officials in the Hegemony regime, who call themselves Genesian but truely follow the pagan Marian Church."


OOC:

Get NRE's permission before anybody hits the ground, of course.
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Sedulius
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OOC: Of course.

Well guys, I've been able to establish pretty good contact with the real Inanis, so he might be taking this thread over soon enough.

But I know giving a new guy a decently powerful nation to start out with is frowned upon, so I have an idea...

You'll see what it is. (PM me if you want.) For now, I'll do these contracts.
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Devin Wire
Aug 16 2008, 01:04 AM
Scrawled Once More
 
t increasingly appears as so. We would only be too happy if you slaughtered each of his guards. Enjoy their pain - kill him slowly please. I want him to suffer.

You will find the money, in Zeelari Denebs, at an exchange place, once his head no longer is upon his body.
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Contract accepted. We will contact you when the job is done.
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Siadhail
Aug 17 2008, 04:36 PM
Devin Wire
Aug 16 2008, 01:04 AM
Scrawled Once More
 
t increasingly appears as so. We would only be too happy if you slaughtered each of his guards. Enjoy their pain - kill him slowly please. I want him to suffer.

You will find the money, in Zeelari Denebs, at an exchange place, once his head no longer is upon his body.
I
Contract accepted. We will contact you when the job is done.
Contract completed. Squad is moving to monetary exchange point. Correct amount must be provided or there will be consequences.
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Romanus Diogenes
Aug 16 2008, 07:46 AM
A note prepared by the Bureau of Barbarians, but carefully disguised to look as coming from elsewhere:

"Will pay highly for the elimination of high officials in the Hegemony regime, who call themselves Genesian but truely follow the pagan Marian Church."
Message from Executor Inane 01

Continuous operation. Infiltrating the Hegemony is risky, but doable. Five assassin squads will be sent. Require one million DCM before we accept contract due to its prolonged nature. We expect payment as follows: five hundred thousand DCM for mid-level officials, one million DCM for top-level officials, and ten million DCM for national leaders.

If these terms are acceptable, contract will start with the initial payment.
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Siadhail
Aug 24 2008, 02:51 PM
Romanus Diogenes
Aug 16 2008, 07:46 AM
A note prepared by the Bureau of Barbarians, but carefully disguised to look as coming from elsewhere:

"Will pay highly for the elimination of high officials in the Hegemony regime, who call themselves Genesian but truely follow the pagan Marian Church."
Message from Executor Inane 01

Continuous operation. Infiltrating the Hegemony is risky, but doable. Five assassin squads will be sent. Require one million DCM before we accept contract due to its prolonged nature. We expect payment as follows: five hundred thousand DCM for mid-level officials, one million DCM for top-level officials, and ten million DCM for national leaders.

If these terms are acceptable, contract will start with the initial payment.
Payment will be arranged through a private account in a Swiss Nagian bank.
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Aug 24 2008, 05:48 PM
Siadhail
Aug 24 2008, 02:51 PM
Romanus Diogenes
Aug 16 2008, 07:46 AM
A note prepared by the Bureau of Barbarians, but carefully disguised to look as coming from elsewhere:

"Will pay highly for the elimination of high officials in the Hegemony regime, who call themselves Genesian but truely follow the pagan Marian Church."
Message from Executor Inane 01

Continuous operation. Infiltrating the Hegemony is risky, but doable. Five assassin squads will be sent. Require one million DCM before we accept contract due to its prolonged nature. We expect payment as follows: five hundred thousand DCM for mid-level officials, one million DCM for top-level officials, and ten million DCM for national leaders.

If these terms are acceptable, contract will start with the initial payment.
Payment will be arranged through a private account in a Swiss Nagian bank.
Contract accepted. We will transfer to you the routing number to one of our own Swiss accounts to more easily transfer the money.

As we said, contract begins on payment. We will keep you informed of our progress.

Also, we would like to take this opportunity to inform you we take more than just elimination contracts. Contracts of sabotage, kidnapping, infiltration, tactical assault, tactical support, and most anything you can think of is usually acceptable. We would be more than grateful if the word was spread, inconspicuously of course.
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Payment has been made.

We will keep your services in mind in the future.
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