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Declaration of War
Topic Started: Jul 3 2008, 01:29 PM (274 Views)
Rhadamanthus
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Due to its numerous violations of my sovereignty, I declare war on high fructose corn syrup. I have recieved word that caffeine is declaring the independence of high fructose corn syrup against declarations of war, so I pre-emptively declare war on caffeine as well.
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Ukabanea
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The Resident Evil?....Mayhap?
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HUZZAH!
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Ulgania
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A better Zarathustra has never rode a horse
Older than ethanol.
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New Harumf
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
Been fighting these bastards for some time!
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Rhadamanthus
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I'm sorry to say that they have made massive advances. I've been ambushed twice and am quickly losing ground... I don't think I've one a single battle though I held my ground in a few skirmishes. My forces are badly outnumbered, and my enemies seem to have infinite supply lines.
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Eleytheria-Duo
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And they apparently gassed you with hallucinogenic compounds, as well. :|
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Paradise
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Maple syrup is way better.
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

An invasion on the Northern front! Turn the line, turn the llllliiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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flumes
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CLEVELAND ROCKS!
Air support coming your way.......

BOOOOOOOOM.
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NRE
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Map Tsar and Southern Gentleman

This just in from the sovereign state of NRE. The war against Calories, fats, Carbohydrates, and other vicious and insidious terrorists organizations continues. The glorious leader sent well wishes to the sovereign state of RD for their own fight against the forces of evil.

Recent strides have been made on the battlefield against these terrorist organization that have all been linked to the overlord crime syndicate know as high blood pressure including a newly implemented cardiovascular program. With any luck, the next year will see a deportation in large numbers of the fats, calories, and Carbohydrates that have this nation under a grip of terror.
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Unfortunately, if the Carbohydrate should lose, I have a special kind of..."poison"...so to speak, that will kill me.
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Large applications of Green Tea have provided temporary protection against the invaders, but the line will not hold for long. Additional ways of providing the anti-oxident deterent are being sought with red wine the leading, and by far most popular candidate.

"Men, keep a sharp eye open for the enemy....."

"Incoming, incoming! Potato chips . . . . . ahhhhhhhh, they got me!"
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Eleytheria-Duo
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Oh my God, everyone's gone whack! :clown:
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Devin Wire
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You are all members of an inferior food group. We artificial Sweeteners are members of a superior food race. Heil!
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Rhadamanthus
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Several of my convoys captured a unit of enemies. After interrogating the prisoners, we gained little information. The prisoners are currently starving to death. Originally I had intended to fight this war according to the laws of war, but my enemies recognize no treaties.
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Menhad
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The metabolism of Menhad is a powerful weapon, able to devour an entire pizza and chug several large sodas, and keep Menhad a neat 215lbs on a 6'2 frame with little help from the allies of muscles and Coach Willy Jackson!

Also the muscle corp of Menhad is able to burn their way through calories almost faster than they can be devoured!

And Alas, the P.K. Yonge coach Willy Jackson (Yes he played in the NFL) has come to our aide, it is his belief that failure can be fixed with massive amounts of running that will give us victory! Coach I don't know who to block! Get on the line and sprint 10 Gasers!(A Gaser is 100 yards, really he has made us do that before)

With these new allies in the fight, victory will no longer be a question of if but of when.
Edited by Menhad, Jul 29 2008, 10:49 PM.
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My muscles have been in revolt for some years now - it has become a war of attrition. Who will outlast whom? Smart money is on the carbohydrates. So far the fats and the meats have retreated, as well as the pure sugars, but those nasty carbs will not retreat from their forward position. Calling in napalm but they may have already broken through the parimeter!
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Toussaint
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Menhad
Jul 19 2008, 12:05 AM
Get on the line and sprint 10 Gasers!(A Gaser is 100 yards, really he has made us do that before)
Less than three laps on a track? :unsure:
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Rhadamanthus
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Toussaint
Jul 19 2008, 01:43 PM
Menhad
Jul 19 2008, 12:05 AM
Get on the line and sprint 10 Gasers!(A Gaser is 100 yards, really he has made us do that before)
Less than three laps on a track? :unsure:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think one usually sprinted laps....
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Toussaint
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Jul 19 2008, 02:29 PM
Toussaint
Jul 19 2008, 01:43 PM
Menhad
Jul 19 2008, 12:05 AM
Get on the line and sprint 10 Gasers!(A Gaser is 100 yards, really he has made us do that before)
Less than three laps on a track? :unsure:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think one usually sprinted laps....
Well, with today's standards, any race less than a mile is pretty much a full on sprint...
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Rhadamanthus
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Toussaint
Jul 19 2008, 02:30 PM
Romanus Diogenes
Jul 19 2008, 02:29 PM
Toussaint
Jul 19 2008, 01:43 PM
Menhad
Jul 19 2008, 12:05 AM
Get on the line and sprint 10 Gasers!(A Gaser is 100 yards, really he has made us do that before)
Less than three laps on a track? :unsure:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think one usually sprinted laps....
Well, with today's standards, any race less than a mile is pretty much a full on sprint...
Wow... that bothers me somehow.
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Menhad
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Yes but do you do that after a 2 hours of practice? Or in full football gear?
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Toussaint
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Menhad
Jul 19 2008, 04:08 PM
Yes but do you do that after a 2 hours of practice? Or in full football gear?
Not in football practice. But after two hours of Muay Thai practice, I have.
I really don't want to get into a "who's-training-itinerary-is-more-intense-fest," so I'll just leave it at that.
;)
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The CNNP
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I hated running gassers!
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Tristan da Cunha
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I have just routed the forces of high fructose corn syrup and accepted their unconditional surrender. I may now dictate the terms of peace at my leisure.
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