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I am so going to jail for this one...
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 06:23 PM (399 Views)
Nag Ehgoeg
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Ever had that... "Oh sh-" moment. Late at night, after a few drinks, when you do something you know you shouldn't have?

Yeah, that.

Yeah, now.

I'm. So. Bad.

IT'S ON!

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Edited by Nag Ehgoeg, Jun 9 2008, 06:24 PM.
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Quaon
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Okay, so what did you actually do?
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Nag Ehgoeg
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Pic related.

And that's all you get. I'm sure AA will be able to work it out.
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Quaon
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my7WTG2OJUo&feature=related
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Tristan da Cunha
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You didn't rape someone did you?
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Nag Ehgoeg
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Jun 9 2008, 06:35 PM
You didn't rape someone did you?
'Course not...

Well...

Not recently anyway. (It's not as bad as that - buying a girl a drink if you intend to have sex with her is grounds for a rape charge in the UK.)
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Did you blow up a car ?

Or did you cheat on your girlfriend?
Edited by Quaon, Jun 9 2008, 06:56 PM.
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Going to guess you played "army" with someone.

I'd be surprised if I'm right--it was an inside joke between me and a friend.
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oh i thought you accidently joined the army or some shit :lol:
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NRE
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My dad's life is constructed solely from "oh sh-" moments.

Picking a fight with military personnel comes to mind with the information we've been given. However, I'm also leaning towards some sort of sexual encounter with a military personnel. I'm assuming if they're in the military they're "of age" so I can't seem to think that anything of that sort would be the case here. Although if they were some sort of pre-military organization like the USA's ROTC and were mistaken for military age, then that could also be the case here.

Still I like the thought of Nag getting it a bar fight with a bunch of macho military, Nag pulling out some Shaolin Temple, Ninja Kung Fu and kicking everyone's ass only the find out that the "men" he believe he was fighting were actually just over muscular wimmen. After a few "pardon me ma'am's," good laugh and several more drinks the rest of the night was spent in ways I think we can all image.

Still, it would be nice to just be told what it is you did :P
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Did you blow up a van?

Closest. /B/ut you're miles off.

I think I got away with it.

Interesting thoughts from NRE. I have never done anything as near as cool as that in my life. But when at a bar once I got in kidney shot when a man in an army uniform pushed infront of me. Only it was a woman. (And an airforce uniform.) She gave me a "do you really wanna go here?" look so I was gentlemanly and let her push infront. I was kinda embarrassed. Nothing else happened. 'Course, I was much younger then.
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Now you are required to tell us what in the hell you did Nag.
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OK, for my own amusement, my 3 guesses, knowing your history:

1. Lost your bed, again.
2. Pissed on a police car.
3. Smashed your car into a police van, while drunk.
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Jun 10 2008, 08:17 AM
OK, for my own amusement, my 3 guesses, knowing your history:

1. Lost your bed, again.
2. Pissed on a police car.
3. Smashed your car into a police van, while drunk.
I'm going to agree with NH here, I'm going to go with #3... Although I have this feeling that #2 actually might be it...

I'm also going to cry foul here, you can't tell us you did something then lead us on! That is simply cruel and unusual!!! You should know better then that Nag :P
Edited by flumes, Jun 10 2008, 10:16 AM.
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Nag Ehgoeg
Jun 9 2008, 06:29 PM
Pic related.

And that's all you get. I'm sure AA will be able to work it out.
Welcome to the military.

Actually, on second thought that makes NO sense.

I'm guessing its something /b/ related, military and or Uniforms...

Someone attempted (or succeeded?) in hooking up with someone out of the 'legal' bounds? I have no idea....
Edited by Assassin, Jun 10 2008, 02:48 PM.
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Jun 10 2008, 02:44 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Jun 9 2008, 06:29 PM
Pic related.

And that's all you get. I'm sure AA will be able to work it out.
Welcome to the military.

I'm guessing its something /b/ related
RULZE WON AND TOO!

Ahem, sorry about that. Where was I... ah yes, losing all your respect. Here goes:

A fellow /b/rit-tard put up a PA /r/equest. Rather than incriminate myself, here's some things said about my actions (once the ball started rolling of course):

"Is anyone else scared of this guy?"
"Ok, that's going too far. I'm outta here. Enjoy jail newfag."
"MOAR!"
"Pics or it didn't happen." *Pics* "lulz"

Here's some helpful advice:

3) Don't piss me off if you have myspace. Ever.
4) Don't piss off anyone who has naked pictures of you who has access to /b/.
5) Buy a dog and some curtains.
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Jun 10 2008, 02:44 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Jun 9 2008, 06:29 PM
Pic related.

And that's all you get. I'm sure AA will be able to work it out.
Welcome to the military.

Actually, on second thought that makes NO sense.

I'm guessing its something /b/ related, military and or Uniforms...

Someone attempted (or succeeded?) in hooking up with someone out of the 'legal' bounds? I have no idea....
OK, dumb guy here. What is /b/????

Just what did you do? Would I respect you, be ashamed, or proud??
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Nag Ehgoeg
Jun 10 2008, 05:30 PM
Where was I... ah yes, losing all your respect.
Ashamed. Very, very ashamed.

The first 14 seconds of this pretty much describes what I got upto.
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You threatened to kill a cop who gave you a citation or something?
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Nag Ehgoeg
Jun 10 2008, 05:30 PM
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Jun 10 2008, 02:44 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Jun 9 2008, 06:29 PM
Pic related.

And that's all you get. I'm sure AA will be able to work it out.
Welcome to the military.

I'm guessing its something /b/ related
RULZE WON AND TOO!

Ahem, sorry about that. Where was I... ah yes, losing all your respect. Here goes:

A fellow /b/rit-tard put up a PA /r/equest. Rather than incriminate myself, here's some things said about my actions (once the ball started rolling of course):

"Is anyone else scared of this guy?"
"Ok, that's going too far. I'm outta here. Enjoy jail newfag."
"MOAR!"
"Pics or it didn't happen." *Pics* "lulz"

Here's some helpful advice:

3) Don't piss me off if you have myspace. Ever.
4) Don't piss off anyone who has naked pictures of you who has access to /b/.
5) Buy a dog and some curtains.
:lol:

Nag, I'm proud of you!
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Telosan
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You hacked a website or something?
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Nag Ehgoeg
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Jun 10 2008, 08:16 PM
You hacked a website or something?


[Mod Edit]Hey Nag,

Remember all those newbs you shouted at for breaking the Invision's terms of use by making posts that encourage illegal activity? Remember when you told off Paradise for bittorrenting sci-fi? Well as it turns out, password guessing a myspace account and griefing the user is actually against the law. Even if you do offer your services in revenge against the person who put you upto it in return for similiar payment. So please, don't encourage the newbs to break the law. It's not cool and it's not fun. "Lulz" were not "had by all". Even cheating lesbians deserve to use the internet without getting a certain CP loving bear plastered all over their site.

If you continue to break the terms of use, I'm going to have to forum ban you. Ok?

Lots of love,
Nag[/Mod Edit]
Edited by Nag Ehgoeg, Jun 10 2008, 09:48 PM.
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And with that, I bid you all good evening.
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NRE
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Well some people deserve the reaction to their action. I'm sure the product of your endeavour was funny if not also disturbing.
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Jun 10 2008, 09:09 PM
Well some people deserve the reaction to their action. I'm sure the product of your endeavour was funny if not also disturbing.
If my girlfriend stole from me to cheat on me with a woman... I'd be annoyed as well.

Asking /b/ for vengence... well that's overkill, plain and simple - regardless of situation.

... Funny. But not to be endorsed.
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