Fire in Austin

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Fire in Austin
Topic Started: Jun 9 2008, 10:40 AM (434 Views)
New Harumf	Jun 9 2008, 10:40 AM Post #1
Bloodthirsty Unicorn Posts: 9,638 Group: Forum Mods Member #177 Joined: October 8, 2005	OK, E. The EMPTY Governors Mansion in Austin, TX burns down. E cannot account for his whereabouts this weekend. He has a past history of arson and going into abandoned buildings and blowing off fireworks. He's been looking for a fun place to do some 'shrooms and smopke a bit. E, fess up. What did you do??



Nag Ehgoeg	Jun 9 2008, 10:49 AM Post #2
The Devil's Advocate Posts: 7,238 Group: Admin Member #7 Joined: December 26, 2003	HE'S NOT DENYING IT! We take your lack of a response as an admission of guilt E!



East Anarx	Jun 9 2008, 04:12 PM Post #3
Anarchitect Posts: 4,788 Group: Multi Member #210 Joined: January 16, 2006	:gnarkgnark:



Nag Ehgoeg	Jun 9 2008, 04:36 PM Post #4
The Devil's Advocate Posts: 7,238 Group: Admin Member #7 Joined: December 26, 2003	Esternarx Jun 9 2008, 04:12 PM Heh, you guys. I did do it, of course, but I'm posting this emoticon to look cool and while at the same time causing people to doubt that I actually did it. Mostly because I was high, and we were setting off fireworks to try to get laid... but the girls didn't think it was cool. This way, I can get away with not talking about it, meaning you won't lecture me for being high, burning it down by accident or failing to get anywhere with the ladies. And I get to look mysterious and make you wonder "did he really do it?" Great defence if the cops come looking as well. Edited by Nag Ehgoeg, Jun 9 2008, 04:40 PM.



NRE	Jun 9 2008, 05:42 PM Post #5
Map Tsar and Southern Gentleman Posts: 9,266 Group: Admin Member #120 Joined: April 21, 2005	lol I smell another one of NH stories coming from this, will we once again have to rescue E from the authorities? :lol:



East Anarx	Jun 9 2008, 06:03 PM Post #6
Anarchitect Posts: 4,788 Group: Multi Member #210 Joined: January 16, 2006	:dry:



Tristan da Cunha	Jun 9 2008, 06:04 PM Post #7
Science and Industry Posts: 6,792 Group: Veterans Member #86 Joined: November 1, 2004	It was E.



Nag Ehgoeg	Jun 9 2008, 06:27 PM Post #8
The Devil's Advocate Posts: 7,238 Group: Admin Member #7 Joined: December 26, 2003	Esternarx Jun 9 2008, 06:03 PM I could so totally get a chick if I wanted one. And Nag commenting on my lack of success with the ladies is really lame. I wish he'd stop being a douche... and calling attention to the fact that I was high and committed arson.



East Anarx	Jun 10 2008, 12:12 PM Post #9
Anarchitect Posts: 4,788 Group: Multi Member #210 Joined: January 16, 2006	Actually, last night I was in the car with my dumbass friend who thinks he's speedracer and for some reason I had stuff on me and he was going 60 in a 35, so we got pulled over, the car smelled, and I got charged with possession. $400 fine. Luckily, I just got a job, so I'll be able to pay for it. Not as bad as arson, but yeah...



New Harumf	Jun 10 2008, 12:22 PM Post #10
Bloodthirsty Unicorn Posts: 9,638 Group: Forum Mods Member #177 Joined: October 8, 2005	Esternarx Jun 10 2008, 12:12 PM Actually, last night I was in the car with my dumbass friend who thinks he's speedracer and for some reason I had stuff on me and he was going 60 in a 35, so we got pulled over, the car smelled, and I got charged with possession. $400 fine. Luckily, I just got a job, so I'll be able to pay for it. Not as bad as arson, but yeah... Lucky they didn't run yer prints against those at the Gov's Mansion!! Now, dumbass. You are 18. You are NOT a kid. You should know better. A similar misdemenor ticket in Co. against my nephew has almost ruined his career eight years later as a pharmacist (chemist to you brits). Let's not make a habit of this - all it does is give the state money (which you don't want to do) and make you look like a chump. What type of job did you get? Running a pet crematorium? Fire stoker on a bar-b-q pit?



East Anarx	Jun 10 2008, 01:08 PM Post #11
Anarchitect Posts: 4,788 Group: Multi Member #210 Joined: January 16, 2006	New Harumf Jun 10 2008, 12:22 PM Esternarx Jun 10 2008, 12:12 PM Actually, last night I was in the car with my dumbass friend who thinks he's speedracer and for some reason I had stuff on me and he was going 60 in a 35, so we got pulled over, the car smelled, and I got charged with possession. $400 fine. Luckily, I just got a job, so I'll be able to pay for it. Not as bad as arson, but yeah... Lucky they didn't run yer prints against those at the Gov's Mansion!! Now, dumbass. You are 18. You are NOT a kid. You should know better. A similar misdemenor ticket in Co. against my nephew has almost ruined his career eight years later as a pharmacist (chemist to you brits). Let's not make a habit of this - all it does is give the state money (which you don't want to do) and make you look like a chump. What type of job did you get? Running a pet crematorium? Fire stoker on a bar-b-q pit? Chimney Builder actually. Srsly.



New Harumf	Jun 10 2008, 01:18 PM Post #12
Bloodthirsty Unicorn Posts: 9,638 Group: Forum Mods Member #177 Joined: October 8, 2005	Esternarx Jun 10 2008, 01:08 PM New Harumf Jun 10 2008, 12:22 PM Esternarx Jun 10 2008, 12:12 PM Actually, last night I was in the car with my dumbass friend who thinks he's speedracer and for some reason I had stuff on me and he was going 60 in a 35, so we got pulled over, the car smelled, and I got charged with possession. $400 fine. Luckily, I just got a job, so I'll be able to pay for it. Not as bad as arson, but yeah... Lucky they didn't run yer prints against those at the Gov's Mansion!! Now, dumbass. You are 18. You are NOT a kid. You should know better. A similar misdemenor ticket in Co. against my nephew has almost ruined his career eight years later as a pharmacist (chemist to you brits). Let's not make a habit of this - all it does is give the state money (which you don't want to do) and make you look like a chump. What type of job did you get? Running a pet crematorium? Fire stoker on a bar-b-q pit? Chimney Builder actually. Srsly. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Nag Ehgoeg	Jun 10 2008, 05:19 PM Post #13
The Devil's Advocate Posts: 7,238 Group: Admin Member #7 Joined: December 26, 2003	New Harumf Jun 10 2008, 12:22 PM pharmacist (chemist to you brits) In UK, pharmacist runs pharmacy (or chemists'). Pharmacist is trained doctor or at least holds a three year BSc Hons in Pharmacology. In UK pharmacy assistant (like my lead singer) AKA chemist works in a pharmacy (or chemist's shop) dispensing drugs, stacking shelves and working the tills. Qualification = on the job diploma taking a few months with a written test at the end. Similiar conviction will stop you being a pharmacist in UK. Similiar conviction would not stop you being a pharmacy assistant. No lies.



A.Q.	Jun 10 2008, 05:50 PM Post #14
Beautiful Snowflake Posts: 906 Group: Members Member #429 Joined: April 13, 2008	If the FBI finds this thread, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! ^^



New Harumf	Jun 10 2008, 06:17 PM Post #15
Bloodthirsty Unicorn Posts: 9,638 Group: Forum Mods Member #177 Joined: October 8, 2005	Nag Ehgoeg Jun 10 2008, 05:19 PM New Harumf Jun 10 2008, 12:22 PM pharmacist (chemist to you brits) In UK, pharmacist runs pharmacy (or chemists'). Pharmacist is trained doctor or at least holds a three year BSc Hons in Pharmacology. In UK pharmacy assistant (like my lead singer) AKA chemist works in a pharmacy (or chemist's shop) dispensing drugs, stacking shelves and working the tills. Qualification = on the job diploma taking a few months with a written test at the end. Similiar conviction will stop you being a pharmacist in UK. Similiar conviction would not stop you being a pharmacy assistant. No lies. In the US: Pharmacist is an MD. Pharmacist's assistant has passed a test. Salary difference: Starting pharmacist - $108,000/yr. plus signing bonus Pharmacist's Asst. - $32,000/yr. Nephew is a Pharmacist. Drug use at 19 almost cost him $76,000/yr income. As it is, he has to be in AA for 3 yrs and has a probationary license, and cannot be the pharmacy manager, which the company hired him to be, until the 3 years are over. Also has to face random drug tests including tests for alcohol. All this because of a misdemenor 8 years ago.



Nag Ehgoeg	Jun 10 2008, 06:22 PM Post #16
The Devil's Advocate Posts: 7,238 Group: Admin Member #7 Joined: December 26, 2003	Similiar in UK. Only adjust pay down 40%.



New Harumf	Jun 11 2008, 12:59 PM Post #17
Bloodthirsty Unicorn Posts: 9,638 Group: Forum Mods Member #177 Joined: October 8, 2005	Photos have finally been released of the Austin Gov. Mansion Arson suspects: Posted Image



East Anarx	Jun 11 2008, 01:48 PM Post #18
Anarchitect Posts: 4,788 Group: Multi Member #210 Joined: January 16, 2006	New Harumf Jun 11 2008, 12:59 PM Photos have finally been released of the Austin Gov. Mansion Arson suspects: Posted Image WTH!?



Catholic Europe	Jun 11 2008, 03:37 PM Post #19
Spammer Posts: 9,612 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: December 24, 2003	E, try doing stuff that don't give off a smell! And it's much better.



Quaon	Jun 11 2008, 04:25 PM Post #20
A Prince Amoung Men-Shoot First and Ask Questions Later Posts: 8,837 Group: Forum Mods Member #209 Joined: January 11, 2006	E, don't give NH your myspace url if you don't want him digging up this sort of thing. :lol:



Tristan da Cunha	Jun 11 2008, 05:05 PM Post #21
Science and Industry Posts: 6,792 Group: Veterans Member #86 Joined: November 1, 2004	Who is that Caucasian Crip?



East Anarx	Jun 11 2008, 05:42 PM Post #22
Anarchitect Posts: 4,788 Group: Multi Member #210 Joined: January 16, 2006	Quote: E, don't give NH your myspace url if you don't want him digging up this sort of thing. I thought that I put my tagged photos album viewable by me only. Quote: Who is that Caucasian Crip? Actually, he's throwing up "Bloods." Notice his hands in the shape of B-L-O-O-D. I guess the blue shirt could've thrown you off though. Honestly, I don't know. This picture was taken at my friend's party so some of those people I don't even know. Quote: E, try doing stuff that don't give off a smell! And it's much better. :\| Edited by East Anarx, Jun 11 2008, 05:43 PM.



Tristan da Cunha	Jun 11 2008, 06:12 PM Post #23
Science and Industry Posts: 6,792 Group: Veterans Member #86 Joined: November 1, 2004	Actually I meant to write Blood. Don't know why I wrote Crip- must've been the alliteration influencing me. I didn't catch the blue shirt at all though. Good eye lol



New Harumf	Jun 12 2008, 09:17 AM Post #24
Bloodthirsty Unicorn Posts: 9,638 Group: Forum Mods Member #177 Joined: October 8, 2005	Esternarx Jun 11 2008, 05:42 PM Quote: E, don't give NH your myspace url if you don't want him digging up this sort of thing. I thought that I put my tagged photos album viewable by me only. They are only viewable by you! :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol:



Catholic Europe	Jun 12 2008, 12:16 PM Post #25
Spammer Posts: 9,612 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: December 24, 2003	Esternarx Jun 11 2008, 05:42 PM Quote: E, try doing stuff that don't give off a smell! And it's much better. :\| Don't give me that look lol! Everyone knows that regular users of cannabis normally move onto harder drugs. Believe me, this will happen when you're allowed into clubs and you start drinking etc. Being in clubs and smoking a joint is just no good.

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