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| Topic Started: Dec 9 2007, 01:06 AM (681 Views) | |
| Noriega | Dec 11 2007, 07:42 PM Post #51 |
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*blocks NH's oil with a pot lid, but after realizing that an illegal move has been committed, pulls out a luger from Cerdone's man-purse and commits ritual suicide. Harumf triumphs* *appears out of nowhere and throws Kasnyia back into the jet engine. realizing that Kasnyia declines to explain how he gets out of this every time, nails both ends shut, puts the entire thing in a shipping container, fills that with concrete, and then drops into the Mariana Trench. subsequently makes a stack of seventy-six more such containers on top of Kasnyia's, quickly crushing him flat. then drills under the entire thing and makes a tunnel to the Earth core, where the entire pile is turned into a molten puddle. expects Kasnyia to come up with an actual defense this time* *gets tired of RD's trifling, consequently whips out a tazer and tazes RD's balls for 24 hours straight. in the .005 seconds this incapacitates RD, turns him around and nails him to the wall with a nail gun. the nails are in a patter which reads "I LIKE IT IN THE ASS". leaves RD to his fate* *is generally disappointed with Rakk, and simply roasts him over an open fire* |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Dec 11 2007, 07:52 PM Post #52 |
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*Continues to Walk the Planes and watch the ensuing carnage. Rejoicing at the destruction of the Earth, Sun and Space Time Continum and wincing at the castrations. Wincing so much that he doubles over in sympathetic pain. Realising that no fiend as evil as himself can possibly be allowed to survive, Nag creates Earth-2149, sues Marvel and raises Quaon from the dead, appointing him as Evincar over his army of comic book zombies.* "Go forth and murderply!" **** *In typical Godlike fashion, Nag can't be trusted to help out anyone. He slips RD the Mjolnir Ban Hammer and a Quest to defeat Quaon and his army of freakish Marvel Characters.* **** *I smile at AA, because it is good.* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 11 2007, 07:55 PM Post #53 |
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*Pries himself off of the wall with nails still in his back, then takes then one by one and shoves them under Nor's nails; as Nor grits his teeth to avoid expressing pain, takes a gun and shoots him the testicles; finally takes the same gun and beats Nor with it into a coma* *Accepts Mjolnir from Nag and searches for Quaon et al.* |
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| Noriega | Dec 11 2007, 07:56 PM Post #54 |
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*comes out of the coma in the Operating Room, fully repaired by surgeons* *bakes RD cookies* |
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| Kasnyia | Dec 11 2007, 07:57 PM Post #55 |
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*laughs at Nor as all the weight pushes the sealed engine cowl all the way to China. Cons random chinese fishermen into opening it with their scythes, breaks out, and then proceeds to divide by zero right beneath whereever Nor is standing, causing him to implode into the 10th dimension* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 11 2007, 07:59 PM Post #56 |
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*eats cookies, with any possible poison being neutralized by exceptional constitution; having enjoyed cookies with the man, shakes Nor's hand and prepares to battle Nor's other enemies as an ally* |
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| Noriega | Dec 11 2007, 07:59 PM Post #57 |
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What are fishermen doing with scythes? :huh: |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Dec 11 2007, 08:07 PM Post #58 |
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That was what I was thinking. |
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| Quaon | Dec 11 2007, 08:09 PM Post #59 |
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*suicide bombs his minions against RD* |
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| Kasnyia | Dec 11 2007, 08:18 PM Post #60 |
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Borrowed from the nearby farmers, duh. Chinese can get anything from anywhere. |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Dec 11 2007, 08:33 PM Post #61 |
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"KHAN! I liked that dimension!" *Reincarnates as a lower being behind Kas and, armed only with a rusty spoon, stabs Kas violently just beneith his rib cage, rupturing Kas's stomach causing his own hydrocholoric acid to burn his insides. All the while screaching Celine Dion songs.* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 11 2007, 08:42 PM Post #62 |
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Who are you? Mohammed? Hirohito? |
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| Kasnyia | Dec 11 2007, 09:03 PM Post #63 |
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*throws Khan at Nag for distraction, gets Chinese medicine man to heal him, then flees, placing clone of Nor to distract him after Khan* |
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| Eleytheria-Duo | Dec 11 2007, 09:17 PM Post #64 |
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*Spends two years working on a Uranium Fission Bomb in Garage and drives it to RD's house during his dinner where I detonated the bomb, and cratering the entire city block* |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Dec 11 2007, 09:30 PM Post #65 |
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*I scream at Khan* "I loved you! Do you hear me? I loved you! And all you ever did was lie to me! You take everything good and twist and corrupt it! All my life all I wanted was for you to love me!" "Now that's just stupid," Khan says. "I mean, I just met you, kid." *Makes an agreement with the clone Norightsia to throw Kas into a jet engine.* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 11 2007, 10:12 PM Post #66 |
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*laughs as Q and ED destroy my body-doubles, and then chop the two of them up into pieces and put them together mixing up their body parts* |
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| Kasnyia | Dec 11 2007, 10:31 PM Post #67 |
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*gets out of the jet engine yet again through majeeks and throws Kirk at Nag's Khan* |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Dec 11 2007, 10:32 PM Post #68 |
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*Spams everyone's bases with hordes of zerglings* |
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| Eleytheria-Duo | Dec 11 2007, 10:33 PM Post #69 |
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That's the most hideous thing I've ever heard. What human wants to eat QED meat? *Magnetic locks in flesh pulls body back together, grabs chainsaw from nearby shed and runs it from between RD's legs all the way up through his skull.* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 11 2007, 10:45 PM Post #70 |
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*laughs as chainsaw breaks since I was wearing a diamond cup for protection; then electrocutes ED with stray electrical wires; then takes Q's remaining torn up flesh and force feeds it to ED after poisoning it* |
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| Eleytheria-Duo | Dec 11 2007, 10:53 PM Post #71 |
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*Forces himself to vomit, takes his trusty magnifying glass and sneaks up behind RD and holds it over his head as the sun catches his hair on fire.* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 11 2007, 11:11 PM Post #72 |
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*tackles ED and smears my still burning-hair against his face and clothing; then dunks my hair in water, and pours a vat of acid on ED* |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Dec 13 2007, 01:11 PM Post #73 |
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*My base is transdimensional. Zerglings fail. With a ph. Of 1. The Zerglings collaspse to the (lack of) ground wracked with pain as acid slowly dissolves them.* *Walk up to TC and jab my rusty spoon into his chest cavity and uses it to peel the flesh from his rib cage. As the flesh comes away his still beating heart is revealed - it's beating pumping blood out of his gaping chest wound. The blood attracts vampires. The vampires attract werewolves. The werewolves attract ghosts. The ghosts attract zombies. None of them like zergers. So, in an extremely ironic move, they gang up on TC and pound him sensless.* |
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| Alberto | Dec 13 2007, 01:24 PM Post #74 |
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MAking explode Nag's house, while he's sleeping inside :D |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Dec 13 2007, 02:54 PM Post #75 |
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Fixes the tags in Marslava's sig. It's now green text as intended. Pwnt. n00b. I art 1337 5|<:113|). WTFBBQPWNT! W0lf. |
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