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| Topic Started: Dec 9 2007, 01:06 AM (678 Views) | |
| Noriega | Dec 9 2007, 01:06 AM Post #1 |
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Resident Hobbit
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Ok, so we've never had an OT smackdown on this forum. Now, I know that some of you (RD) talk a good game, but can you fight? The object of this game is just to post about us having a massive fight. Like if I were to throw Kas into a jet engine like so: *throws Kas into a jet engine* It's that simple. So, am I the only one mindlessly violent enough to want this? If not, take the first shot on me, I dare ya! |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 9 2007, 01:20 AM Post #2 |
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Legitimist
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*Chops Nor's feet off with a butcher's knife and feeds them to friend's pet dog* |
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| Eleytheria-Duo | Dec 9 2007, 01:21 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Bystander
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*Grabs Nor by the collar, shoves him to the ground, throws a bucket of flaming gasoline on him and throws a match on him.* |
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| Kasnyia | Dec 9 2007, 01:22 AM Post #4 |
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Chairman of the Bank
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*crawls out of Jet Engine, unscathed, and proceeds to aim and fire the Mako Cannon at point blank range right at Nor's head* |
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| Comrade Queen | Dec 9 2007, 02:29 AM Post #5 |
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Comrade Bitchqueen
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*Explodes the planet.* |
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| Eleytheria-Duo | Dec 9 2007, 02:37 AM Post #6 |
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Resident Bystander
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That's the best you can do? No blood, no guts? No gore or intestines flying out? That's your idea of violence? :unsure: |
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| Tristan da Cunha | Dec 9 2007, 04:54 AM Post #7 |
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Science and Industry
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I am the Spanish Conquistador to your smallpox-ridden Aztec Empire, I am the Nazi Stormtrooper to your emaciated Jew. When I'm through with you you will think God went easy on Job. I'm gonna rape your mother, your sister, and your daughter. I will hire a huge homosexual black man to rape you in the ass. I will shoot you in the mouth and paralyze you from the neck down, and then plant evidence on you and frame you for shoplifting. I will bury you in the sands of Egypt. I will nuke you, spit on you, stomp on your testicles, and head-butt you. ^^^ Hmm that could form the outline of a rap song. |
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| Draxis | Dec 9 2007, 05:06 AM Post #8 |
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*Plays Tetris on Nor while he sleeps, but with cinder blocks* |
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| Alberto | Dec 9 2007, 05:13 AM Post #9 |
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I'm gonna have you drinking melted gold . |
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| Draxis | Dec 9 2007, 05:16 AM Post #10 |
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Like what the Parthians did to Crassus after the Battle of Carrhae? |
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| Kasnyia | Dec 9 2007, 07:17 AM Post #11 |
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Chairman of the Bank
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Scy knew that was the only logical step after I brandished out the Mako Cnnon. Tis a thing of mass death. ^_^ |
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| New Harumf | Dec 9 2007, 10:14 AM Post #12 |
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** Walks up to Nor and slaps him with glove, to challange him to a duel ** ** Forgot to take glove off of hand and is now waiting for Nor to wake up and choose weapons ** |
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| Noriega | Dec 9 2007, 01:10 PM Post #13 |
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*rips the dog in half with bare hands, recovers feet, and then throws RD through a brick wall into a tank of piranhas* *gives E-D a big hug while still on fire, and then beats him over the head with a fire extinguisher* *doesn't realize he's supposed to die because of ignorance as to what the Mako Cannon is, so simply throws Kas back into the jet engine. this time its running* *busts out from under Rakk's Tetris blocks, hacks his arms off with a fire ax, and then beats him to death with them* *wakes up, accepts the duel and chooses a weapon: a deep-fryer* |
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| Kasnyia | Dec 9 2007, 01:28 PM Post #14 |
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Chairman of the Bank
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*climbs out of jet engine, still unscathed, and slaps Nor with a rotting salmon for his ignorance* *Then proceeds to once again aim the Mako Cannon at his head* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 9 2007, 01:52 PM Post #15 |
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Legitimist
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*Eats all piranhas except seven, and then hurls those seven piranhas at Nor's face. As Nor struggles to avoid those, fires off a low side kick to the back of one of Nor's knees, shattering the kneecap* *follows up with a roundhouse to Nor's face; then shoves my arm through Nor's chest and rips out his lungs* |
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| Neo-Etrusca | Dec 9 2007, 02:01 PM Post #16 |
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Like Caligula, WITH STYLE!
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Its funny how everyone attacked Nor :P |
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| Menhad | Dec 9 2007, 02:56 PM Post #17 |
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ET2(IDW)
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*Grabs Proto7 by the hair, drags him through a field of stinging nettle, rips each toenail out, smashes head open with a hammer and pours draino onto the brain, then leaves him hanging in a tree and letting ravens pick his eyeballs out.* |
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| Toussaint | Dec 9 2007, 03:24 PM Post #18 |
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Major
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*ties up Menhad and forces him to watch "Brokeback Mountain"* |
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| Pascoag | Dec 9 2007, 04:25 PM Post #19 |
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2nd Lieutenant
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*Puts Menhad out of his misery with a well place hit by escrima sticks.* *Beats down Cerdone wilth a rusty spoon* |
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| Konosha | Dec 9 2007, 04:47 PM Post #20 |
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The Maui Boy
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*Attacks Pascoag with a metal mallet* *Teabags Cerdone* |
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| Toussaint | Dec 9 2007, 04:48 PM Post #21 |
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Major
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*cuts of Konos gonads* |
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| Rhadamanthus | Dec 9 2007, 04:54 PM Post #22 |
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Legitimist
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To add insult to injury: *urinates on Nor's open wounds* |
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| Draxis | Dec 9 2007, 05:00 PM Post #23 |
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*Reattaches limps, beats Nor to death with his own skull to cries of "How is this physically possible!?"* *Nails Cerdone to a cross* *Gives Menhad a beer, and once Menhad is done with it informs him that it was infected with AIDS* |
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| Toussaint | Dec 9 2007, 05:01 PM Post #24 |
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*uses Aqua Man powers and summons a shark to set himself free* *peels banana, and throws peel in front of Draxis to make him trip* |
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| New Harumf | Dec 9 2007, 06:28 PM Post #25 |
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** chooses rock and roll McDonalds as scene for duel** ** straps deep-fryer to back, and puts in pump and hose into hot oil, waiting for the 10 steps to be counted off ** Meanwhile, watches in disbelief as Konosha "teabags" Cerdone, but manages to video the whole affair and is now blackmailing both of them. |
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