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Smackdown
Topic Started: Dec 9 2007, 01:06 AM (680 Views)
Noriega
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Resident Hobbit
Ok, so we've never had an OT smackdown on this forum. Now, I know that some of you (RD) talk a good game, but can you fight? The object of this game is just to post about us having a massive fight. Like if I were to throw Kas into a jet engine like so:

*throws Kas into a jet engine*

It's that simple. So, am I the only one mindlessly violent enough to want this? If not, take the first shot on me, I dare ya!
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Rhadamanthus
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Legitimist

*Chops Nor's feet off with a butcher's knife and feeds them to friend's pet dog*
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Eleytheria-Duo
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Resident Bystander
*Grabs Nor by the collar, shoves him to the ground, throws a bucket of flaming gasoline on him and throws a match on him.*
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Kasnyia
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Chairman of the Bank
*crawls out of Jet Engine, unscathed, and proceeds to aim and fire the Mako Cannon at point blank range right at Nor's head*
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Comrade Queen
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Comrade Bitchqueen
*Explodes the planet.*
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Eleytheria-Duo
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Scythirus
Dec 8 2007, 11:29 PM
*Explodes the planet.*

That's the best you can do? No blood, no guts? No gore or intestines flying out?

That's your idea of violence? :unsure:
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Tristan da Cunha
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I am the Spanish Conquistador to your smallpox-ridden Aztec Empire, I am the Nazi Stormtrooper to your emaciated Jew.

When I'm through with you you will think God went easy on Job.

I'm gonna rape your mother, your sister, and your daughter. I will hire a huge homosexual black man to rape you in the ass.

I will shoot you in the mouth and paralyze you from the neck down, and then plant evidence on you and frame you for shoplifting.

I will bury you in the sands of Egypt.

I will nuke you, spit on you, stomp on your testicles, and head-butt you.

^^^

Hmm that could form the outline of a rap song.
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Draxis
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*Plays Tetris on Nor while he sleeps, but with cinder blocks*
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Alberto
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Resident Italian
I'm gonna have you drinking melted gold .
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Draxis
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Marslava
Dec 9 2007, 02:13 AM
I'm gonna have you drinking melted gold .

Like what the Parthians did to Crassus after the Battle of Carrhae?
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Kasnyia
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Eleytheria-Duo
Dec 9 2007, 02:37 AM
Scythirus
Dec 8 2007, 11:29 PM
*Explodes the planet.*

That's the best you can do? No blood, no guts? No gore or intestines flying out?

That's your idea of violence? :unsure:

Scy knew that was the only logical step after I brandished out the Mako Cnnon. Tis a thing of mass death. ^_^
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New Harumf
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** Walks up to Nor and slaps him with glove, to challange him to a duel **

** Forgot to take glove off of hand and is now waiting for Nor to wake up and choose weapons **
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Noriega
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*rips the dog in half with bare hands, recovers feet, and then throws RD through a brick wall into a tank of piranhas*

*gives E-D a big hug while still on fire, and then beats him over the head with a fire extinguisher*

*doesn't realize he's supposed to die because of ignorance as to what the Mako Cannon is, so simply throws Kas back into the jet engine. this time its running*

*busts out from under Rakk's Tetris blocks, hacks his arms off with a fire ax, and then beats him to death with them*

*wakes up, accepts the duel and chooses a weapon: a deep-fryer*
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Kasnyia
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*climbs out of jet engine, still unscathed, and slaps Nor with a rotting salmon for his ignorance*

*Then proceeds to once again aim the Mako Cannon at his head*
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Rhadamanthus
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*Eats all piranhas except seven, and then hurls those seven piranhas at Nor's face. As Nor struggles to avoid those, fires off a low side kick to the back of one of Nor's knees, shattering the kneecap*

*follows up with a roundhouse to Nor's face; then shoves my arm through Nor's chest and rips out his lungs*
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Neo-Etrusca
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Like Caligula, WITH STYLE!
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Its funny how everyone attacked Nor :P
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Menhad
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Proto7
Dec 9 2007, 02:01 PM
Its funny how everyone attacked Nor :P

*Grabs Proto7 by the hair, drags him through a field of stinging nettle, rips each toenail out, smashes head open with a hammer and pours draino onto the brain, then leaves him hanging in a tree and letting ravens pick his eyeballs out.*
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Toussaint
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Major
*ties up Menhad and forces him to watch "Brokeback Mountain"*
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Pascoag
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*Puts Menhad out of his misery with a well place hit by escrima sticks.*

*Beats down Cerdone wilth a rusty spoon*
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Konosha
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The Maui Boy
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*Attacks Pascoag with a metal mallet*

*Teabags Cerdone*
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Toussaint
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Major
*cuts of Konos gonads*
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Rhadamanthus
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Legitimist

To add insult to injury:

*urinates on Nor's open wounds*
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Draxis
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*Reattaches limps, beats Nor to death with his own skull to cries of "How is this physically possible!?"*

*Nails Cerdone to a cross*

*Gives Menhad a beer, and once Menhad is done with it informs him that it was infected with AIDS*
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Toussaint
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Major
*uses Aqua Man powers and summons a shark to set himself free*

*peels banana, and throws peel in front of Draxis to make him trip*
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New Harumf
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Norightsia
Dec 9 2007, 12:10 PM
*rips the dog in half with bare hands, recovers feet, and then throws RD through a brick wall into a tank of piranhas*

*gives E-D a big hug while still on fire, and then beats him over the head with a fire extinguisher*

*doesn't realize he's supposed to die because of ignorance as to what the Mako Cannon is, so simply throws Kas back into the jet engine. this time its running*

*busts out from under Rakk's Tetris blocks, hacks his arms off with a fire ax, and then beats him to death with them*

*wakes up, accepts the duel and chooses a weapon: a deep-fryer*

** chooses rock and roll McDonalds as scene for duel**

** straps deep-fryer to back, and puts in pump and hose into hot oil, waiting for the 10 steps to be counted off **

Meanwhile, watches in disbelief as Konosha "teabags" Cerdone, but manages to video the whole affair and is now blackmailing both of them.
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