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| Topic Started: May 15 2007, 05:57 PM (364 Views) | |
| New Harumf | May 15 2007, 05:57 PM Post #1 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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OK, here's my dilema: In the past, I had great fun here digging into Nag, Nor, CE, and Esternarx. It was a joy. I dug also into AA, Kiensland, occasionally Quaun, New France, and maybe one or two others, including, occasionally, Paradise. Now, Nag has grown up and developed thick skin, Norightsia is 21, and I can't get to him much, CE isn't around much, along with Esternarx and Kiensland. AA is still here, but he just laughs at everything, Quaun made a fool of himself with the "I am coming out" post, so he's no fun anymore, and New France has gotten boring. Paradise doesn't understand the language enough for me to really insult him well. So, what I need are volunteers for my satire, sharp tongue, and evil wit. Anything to avoid the depression I am in now from losing my best targets! Come on, there must be some of you out there that are unsure about your sexuality who I can tormet? Oh, and I don't want people that can "take it!" I want people that will get upset. So...who is volunteering? Come on. Someone? Please? Also, I must tell you of a great comeback. I was in Vail last week, and much of the evergreens on Vail Mountain are turning brown from the Japanese Bark Beetle invasion. It does look pretty ugly to see half the forest looking like dog dung. So, my lover, myself and my nephew are sitting in a resturant, and people at the other table are bitching how the government or somebody should do something to save the beautiful evergreens. My nephew, Andy, Now Dr. Andy since he has graduated from Pharmacy school, speaks up, and says, "Oh, quit bitching, it will be all right." Well, they all start jumping on him about the precious trees, and their distruction, and he says, "Well, let them all die. A few will survive, and they will be imune to the beetle, and in a couple hundred years, the forests will be back." I thought to myself, "Well, that's probably right. In a few hundred years, it won't matter." Then, the people at the other table started saying, "A few hundred years? But look what it's doing to my view?" To this, Andy said to me, very loudly, so they could hear, "Typical environmental assholes. All they care about really is their current home value. They could care less about solving the problem. They want to spray something that will do more harm than good. Jerks." I was amazed, because it really made sense. Let nature take care of the problem. Thoughts?? |
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| Caronicilia | May 15 2007, 05:59 PM Post #2 |
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Unregistered
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I volunteer. |
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| lebowski2123 | May 15 2007, 06:01 PM Post #3 |
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Resident?
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I'll have a go at it I guess. |
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| Union | May 15 2007, 06:20 PM Post #4 |
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Pyrenees Republic
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NH, if someone volounteers, it means they are probably so sure of their sexuality they don't care if you torment them. You gotta pick on one of the vets, but without their permission. About the environmental thing. :lol: |
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| Draxis | May 15 2007, 06:28 PM Post #5 |
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Captain
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*Cough * Choose Hispania *cough* |
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| Rhadamanthus | May 15 2007, 06:29 PM Post #6 |
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Legitimist
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Yeah, Hispania's post absolutely screams "pick me." |
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| Union | May 15 2007, 06:31 PM Post #7 |
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Pyrenees Republic
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:wub: NH makes me all woozy inside. |
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| Quaon | May 15 2007, 07:00 PM Post #8 |
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A Prince Amoung Men-Shoot First and Ask Questions Later
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Choose RD. |
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| Comrade Queen | May 15 2007, 07:10 PM Post #9 |
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Comrade Bitchqueen
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I suggest exercising extra caution before volunteering. The Old Man can be extremely relentless. I've seen his effects on others in the past, and it caused strife and turmoil across the forum. I; however, had a blast watching it all. |
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| Menhad | May 15 2007, 08:17 PM Post #10 |
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ET2(IDW)
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Don't even dare <_< |
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| Rhadamanthus | May 15 2007, 11:59 PM Post #11 |
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Legitimist
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This looks like an open invitation to me. |
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| New Harumf | May 16 2007, 07:33 AM Post #12 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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Menhad, you cad! Volunteering so willingly! How nice of you. [edit] On second thought, it just wouldn't be fair to get into a war of wits with an unarmed man! :lol: :lol: |
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| lebowski2123 | May 16 2007, 01:36 PM Post #13 |
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Resident?
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Crash and burn |
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| Assassin | May 16 2007, 08:40 PM Post #14 |
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Field Marshal
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Burn! Finally got tired of matching wits with me NH? :lol: I always thought the digs at each other was nice. ;) |
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| Menhad | May 16 2007, 09:13 PM Post #15 |
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ET2(IDW)
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Good lord man that sound like a duel too me! Tomorrow on the golf greens, daggers, as pistols are for cowards. I will win old man, know that your defeat will come. Also I am very sure of my sexuality |
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| Paradise | May 16 2007, 09:18 PM Post #16 |
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Resident bureaucrat
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Hey he is talking about me! What is he saying :lol: On a serious note, my English is much more better than Filo (no offence Filo) :P |
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| New Harumf | May 16 2007, 10:00 PM Post #17 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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Daggars! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You are a dead man. Oh, and I am sure you are sure of your sexuality. Showering with big muscular men after romping on the football field. Towel slapping. Fanny patting. All that good stuff. Oh, yes. I am sure you are sure. That's why you play offenseive line. Can't grab em, but you can push them around, and roll on the ground!! :lol: :lol: Cross bows at 50 meters. I'll never get tired of matching wits with one of our nation's great warriors and accident-prone baffoons! Never you worry. |
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| Menhad | May 17 2007, 04:53 PM Post #18 |
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ET2(IDW)
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We don't take showers, we don't have any that work. And the coachs don't slap our fannies. Finally I play defenseive, not offenseive line. Defenseive End and Defenseive tackle |
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| New Harumf | May 17 2007, 05:14 PM Post #19 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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No showers? In Florida? In August and September? Oh, my, God! And I thought that smell coming from the south was the stockyards!! Defense - OK, so you do get to grab other players and roll around on the ground with them, all skanky and everything from lack of showering. Hmm, I wouldn't brag about that, Skippy! :lol: :lol: |
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| Menhad | May 17 2007, 06:15 PM Post #20 |
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ET2(IDW)
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Silly old man and your sick mind :rolleyes: |
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| Noriega | May 17 2007, 08:38 PM Post #21 |
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Resident Hobbit
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I honestly never realized that you were out to get me! And now that you've stopped, I feel as if I've missed something. :unsure: |
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| New Harumf | May 18 2007, 07:58 AM Post #22 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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I was never out to get you, Nor, just tease from time to time! But, then, I only teased the people I like. :D :D Menhad, cheap shot. Not very witty. To be expected. |
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| Assassin | May 18 2007, 09:24 PM Post #23 |
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Field Marshal
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Give the man a break. He has to be defensive about his end. Bad pun, I know. Its all I got. |
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| New Harumf | May 18 2007, 10:00 PM Post #24 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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Oh, I like it! I like it very much. You are such a nasty boy. :lol: |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | May 19 2007, 07:08 AM Post #25 |
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The Devil's Advocate
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On the note of the trees. Sure. Let nature sort out nature. Theory works great. So long as, of course, we stop destroying the rainforest, polluting the atmosphere etc etc etc. Then sure, let evolution take it's course and your friend Andy is exactly right. :D And like every other Andrew I know... he's either a bastard or gay. Woo hoo! The theory works! Oh and pick on Anti. |
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