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The Royalty Race
Topic Started: Mar 19 2007, 06:20 PM (69 Views)
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A Prince Amoung Men-Shoot First and Ask Questions Later
A corporate building in downtown Montreal. The fast food chain, AweSOME BURGER's marketing branch is holding a meeting here. AweSOME BURGER is a chain known for its unhealthy farming, breeding, and serving practices in Durick Veta. It's main competition is the McDonalds burger chain.

The chain's mascot is the image of the companies CEO, Douglas McAdams. He is known by kids across the alliance as Doc Doug, a kind old man who serves burgers while working, in his secret lab, to create the perfect french frie (fried to complete perfection). In reality, he's not so nice, and couldn't eat french fries because of his cholesterol.

One marketing exec suggests that the resturant sign an agreement with the Vetan National Hockey League and sell hockey related toys. He is quickly struck down by the majority of the other execs, as the hockey league is known to refuse sponsership from companies that use "unethical practices". Stupid lefties. An idea to change that to basketball is kicked around until one charming young executive has a brilliant idea.

"We could have a midieval theme!" shouts the young woman, a reknowed history geek. "We could have Mr. Douglas crowned King Doug of Durick Veta on live TV, and have a contest to make unsuspecting little kids Dukes and Duchesses, and make two winners Prince and Princess! We could buy a farm, hire some punks as serfs, and let them have their 'estate' for a week! Sales would go through the charts!"

Everyone likes the idea. Next month, Doc Doug is crowned King Doug of Veta on an AweSOME BURGER commercial, and the contest begins.

All are not happy to see someone claim to be King...
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