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New Harumf Declares War
Topic Started: Sep 13 2006, 09:12 PM (909 Views)
Rhadamanthus
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Which in no way contradicts what I just said.
Your post has an offer alive and an offer dead. The offer alive was accepted.
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Sep 22 2006, 06:47 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:44 PM
In your words:


"Also, for quadruple your offer to the Pirates, we'll give you Grindel alive...after we've had our fun. For his body it'll take the offer."

OOC: His body. Dead. I intend to give the Congo Grindel's body.

IC:

Official goverment communique from Zolony:

We guranteed that we would give his body to you, we never specified the state it would be in. We will retrieve the body and return it to the Congo at half price, if you would be so kind to withdraw your declaration of war.

Its painfully clear that Zolonists don't make good lawyers. This is breach of contract, plain and simple, and until we have Grindel, alive and well, pluse thirty million gold dubloons as a payment for pain and suffering. Kurtz also wants to make it clear that he will not pay one red cent to the Zolonists, even if they do surrender Grindel plus thirty million gold dubloons. Instead, he will refrain from going to war with them and wiping their rather insignificant, posturing, meat-headed, moronic, pompous, crass little nation off the map.

Your Humble Servant,
Hercule l'Poissonet
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Sep 22 2006, 06:57 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:47 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:44 PM
In your words:


"Also, for quadruple your offer to the Pirates, we'll give you Grindel alive...after we've had our fun. For his body it'll take the offer."

OOC: His body. Dead. I intend to give the Congo Grindel's body.

IC:

Official goverment communique from Zolony:

We guranteed that we would give his body to you, we never specified the state it would be in. We will retrieve the body and return it to the Congo at half price, if you would be so kind to withdraw your declaration of war.

Its painfully clear that Zolonists don't make good lawyers. This is breach of contract, plain and simple, and until we have Grindel, alive and well, pluse thirty million gold dubloons as a payment for pain and suffering. Kurtz also wants to make it clear that he will not pay one red cent to the Zolonists, even if they do surrender Grindel plus thirty million gold dubloons. Instead, he will refrain from going to war with them and wiping their rather insignificant, posturing, meat-headed, moronic, pompous, crass little nation off the map.

Your Humble Servant,
Hercule l'Poissonet

Screw you. Lawyers are the work of the Devil.

-The Holy Hu'fievren

OOC: This will be interesting.
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Sep 22 2006, 06:58 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:47 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:44 PM
In your words:


"Also, for quadruple your offer to the Pirates, we'll give you Grindel alive...after we've had our fun. For his body it'll take the offer."

OOC: His body. Dead. I intend to give the Congo Grindel's body.

IC:

Official goverment communique from Zolony:

We guranteed that we would give his body to you, we never specified the state it would be in. We will retrieve the body and return it to the Congo at half price, if you would be so kind to withdraw your declaration of war.

Its painfully clear that Zolonists don't make good lawyers. This is breach of contract, plain and simple, and until we have Grindel, alive and well, pluse thirty million gold dubloons as a payment for pain and suffering. Kurtz also wants to make it clear that he will not pay one red cent to the Zolonists, even if they do surrender Grindel plus thirty million gold dubloons. Instead, he will refrain from going to war with them and wiping their rather insignificant, posturing, meat-headed, moronic, pompous, crass little nation off the map.

Your Humble Servant,
Hercule l'Poissonet

Screw you. Lawyers are the work of the Devil.

-The Holy Hu'fievren

OOC: This will be interesting.

How eloquent. At least, my dear Heifer Viennas, you have ceased to try to cover up your chicanery, and now admit your misdeeds. Consider the war begun.

Your Dearest Friend,

Hercule l'Poissonet

OOC: Hehehehe, this should be awesome.
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Sep 22 2006, 07:02 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:47 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:44 PM
In your words:


"Also, for quadruple your offer to the Pirates, we'll give you Grindel alive...after we've had our fun. For his body it'll take the offer."

OOC: His body. Dead. I intend to give the Congo Grindel's body.

IC:

Official goverment communique from Zolony:

We guranteed that we would give his body to you, we never specified the state it would be in. We will retrieve the body and return it to the Congo at half price, if you would be so kind to withdraw your declaration of war.

Its painfully clear that Zolonists don't make good lawyers. This is breach of contract, plain and simple, and until we have Grindel, alive and well, pluse thirty million gold dubloons as a payment for pain and suffering. Kurtz also wants to make it clear that he will not pay one red cent to the Zolonists, even if they do surrender Grindel plus thirty million gold dubloons. Instead, he will refrain from going to war with them and wiping their rather insignificant, posturing, meat-headed, moronic, pompous, crass little nation off the map.

Your Humble Servant,
Hercule l'Poissonet

Screw you. Lawyers are the work of the Devil.

-The Holy Hu'fievren

OOC: This will be interesting.

How eloquent. At least, my dear Heffer Viennas, you have ceased to try to cover up your chicanery, and now admit your misdeeds. Consider the war begun.

Your Dearest Friend,

Hercule l'Poissonet

OOC: Hehehehe, this should be awesome.

Kurtz can rot in my hell, as can you.
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And then Gassel can take his place as "moste evel".....
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Sep 22 2006, 06:44 PM
In your words:


"Also, for quadruple your offer to the Pirates, we'll give you Grindel alive...after we've had our fun. For his body it'll take the offer."

OOC: His body. Dead. I intend to give the Congo Grindel's body.

IC:

Official goverment communique from Zolony:

We guranteed that we would give his body to you, we never specified the state it would be in. We will retrieve the body and return it to the Congo at half price, if you would be so kind to withdraw your declaration of war.

Its painfully clear that Zolonists don't make good lawyers. This is breach of contract, plain and simple, and until we have Grindel, alive and well, pluse thirty million gold dubloons as a payment for pain and suffering. Kurtz also wants to make it clear that he will not pay one red cent to the Zolonists, even if they do surrender Grindel plus thirty million gold dubloons. Instead, he will refrain from going to war with them and wiping their rather insignificant, posturing, meat-headed, moronic, pompous, crass little nation off the map.

Your Humble Servant,
Hercule l'Poissonet

Screw you. Lawyers are the work of the Devil.

-The Holy Hu'fievren

OOC: This will be interesting.

How eloquent. At least, my dear Heffer Viennas, you have ceased to try to cover up your chicanery, and now admit your misdeeds. Consider the war begun.

Your Dearest Friend,

Hercule l'Poissonet

OOC: Hehehehe, this should be awesome.

Kurtz can rot in my hell, as can you.

Now now, its not Kurtz's fault the Zolonists decided to breach their contract.
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Sep 22 2006, 07:23 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:44 PM
In your words:


"Also, for quadruple your offer to the Pirates, we'll give you Grindel alive...after we've had our fun. For his body it'll take the offer."

OOC: His body. Dead. I intend to give the Congo Grindel's body.

IC:

Official goverment communique from Zolony:

We guranteed that we would give his body to you, we never specified the state it would be in. We will retrieve the body and return it to the Congo at half price, if you would be so kind to withdraw your declaration of war.

Its painfully clear that Zolonists don't make good lawyers. This is breach of contract, plain and simple, and until we have Grindel, alive and well, pluse thirty million gold dubloons as a payment for pain and suffering. Kurtz also wants to make it clear that he will not pay one red cent to the Zolonists, even if they do surrender Grindel plus thirty million gold dubloons. Instead, he will refrain from going to war with them and wiping their rather insignificant, posturing, meat-headed, moronic, pompous, crass little nation off the map.

Your Humble Servant,
Hercule l'Poissonet

Screw you. Lawyers are the work of the Devil.

-The Holy Hu'fievren

OOC: This will be interesting.

How eloquent. At least, my dear Heffer Viennas, you have ceased to try to cover up your chicanery, and now admit your misdeeds. Consider the war begun.

Your Dearest Friend,

Hercule l'Poissonet

OOC: Hehehehe, this should be awesome.

Kurtz can rot in my hell, as can you.

Now now, its not Kurtz's fault the Zolonists decided to breach their contract.

The Holy Zolon Hu'fievren can do no wrong. He is your God, you bastard. It is thus Kurtz's fault.
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Sep 22 2006, 07:24 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:47 PM
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Sep 22 2006, 06:44 PM
In your words:


"Also, for quadruple your offer to the Pirates, we'll give you Grindel alive...after we've had our fun. For his body it'll take the offer."

OOC: His body. Dead. I intend to give the Congo Grindel's body.

IC:

Official goverment communique from Zolony:

We guranteed that we would give his body to you, we never specified the state it would be in. We will retrieve the body and return it to the Congo at half price, if you would be so kind to withdraw your declaration of war.

Its painfully clear that Zolonists don't make good lawyers. This is breach of contract, plain and simple, and until we have Grindel, alive and well, pluse thirty million gold dubloons as a payment for pain and suffering. Kurtz also wants to make it clear that he will not pay one red cent to the Zolonists, even if they do surrender Grindel plus thirty million gold dubloons. Instead, he will refrain from going to war with them and wiping their rather insignificant, posturing, meat-headed, moronic, pompous, crass little nation off the map.

Your Humble Servant,
Hercule l'Poissonet

Screw you. Lawyers are the work of the Devil.

-The Holy Hu'fievren

OOC: This will be interesting.

How eloquent. At least, my dear Heifer Viennas, you have ceased to try to cover up your chicanery, and now admit your misdeeds. Consider the war begun.

Your Dearest Friend,

Hercule l'Poissonet

OOC: Hehehehe, this should be awesome.

Kurtz can rot in my hell, as can you.

Now now, its not Kurtz's fault the Zolonists decided to breach their contract.

The Holy Zolon Hu'fievren can do no wrong. He is your God, you bastard. It is thus Kurtz's fault.

OOC: Hehe, I thought you meant me personally! Well, this makes more sense.

IC:

Dear Heifer Viennas,

There is no God higher than Saint-King Leopold, and Kurtz is his prophet. St. King Leopold doesn't smile on those who breach contracts. However, St. King Leopold isn't without mercy. If you provide Le Congo Leopold with Grindel's body, plus twelve billion gold dubloons, we might decide not to destroy you utterly. You might want to throw in a shrubbery for good measure.

Cheers,
l'Poissonet
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Your Saint-King is a heretic sentenced to burn in the fires of my inferno! Huzzah!
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Sep 22 2006, 08:05 PM
Your Saint-King is a heretic sentenced to burn in the fires of my inferno! Huzzah!

What happened to you Heifer Vienna? You used to be cool, man!

--Lame College Student at the University of Kuching, Sarawakh
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Grindel's body was returned to New Harumf, where lord protector Walter oversaw it's cremation. The usual prayers were spoken, but the private nature of the cremation, and the handing of the ashes to the Lord Protector was all done in secret. No one knows here the ashes lay.

Meanwhile, an angered Walter ordered the bombing of Zolony increased, and positioned 100,000 marines off shore for an invasion.

Telecomunications were pouring in from Zolony, seeking a peace, but Walter was not interested until the The Holy Hu'fievren himself converted to Catholisism, and the nation itself became a new vessel for the Virgin Mother.

All prisoners, including Sarah, were taken to the palace tower. Sarah was placed in the "Sky Room" where Grindel had killed his own mother.
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Sep 22 2006, 08:05 PM
Your Saint-King is a heretic sentenced to burn in the fires of my inferno! Huzzah!

Yes. All woshippers of the former King of Belgium will find themselves in the same inferno that the Hu-fievren has decided to pitch himself into. You will all most assuredly burn in Hell for all eternity, together.

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Greon-Gre Hall, Flumes Spokesperson,

Awnsering a media question regarding increased tensions in the region....
"All Flumes Troops have been put on a red-alert in case anything shall happen. All bases are ready in case of an emergency."

In other news the Flumes Stock Market dropped 4% today in result of increased tentions in the region...
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Official Communications to the Flumesian People:

I have decided to announce today that I have previously taken a wife, by Hu'Fon Queen Sarah. My wife is a native of the nation of Flumes. She is the rightful Queen of Zolony, and there is no reason why she cannot help her homeland. She could be Queen of both our fair countries: she loves Flumes, she loves Zolony. I know the horrors that my father did to your lands, but let me tell you something: I am not my father. My father was...he was not a true God.

Let me explain. Lost ancient Zolonic prophecy says that after the rebirth of Zolony, a rouge angel shall take the title of Hu'fievren while not truly a God, and his son will be the true Hu'fievren. Yeah, that's right, so I'm not responsible for his activities and don't sanction them.

But, alas, Sarah was taken by the heathen Harumfians. I declare Sarah rightful Queen of Flumes, and demand that the Flumesian people help recover their queen.
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Sep 23 2006, 08:12 PM
Official Communications to the Flumesian People:

I have decided to announce today that I have previously taken a wife, by Hu'Fon Queen Sarah. My wife is a native of the nation of Flumes. She is the rightful Queen of Zolony, and there is no reason why she cannot help her homeland. She could be Queen of both our fair countries: she loves Flumes, she loves Zolony. I know the horrors that my father did to your lands, but let me tell you something: I am not my father. My father was...he was not a true God.

Let me explain. Lost ancient Zolonic prophecy says that after the rebirth of Zolony, a rouge angel shall take the title of Hu'fievren while not truly a God, and his son will be the true Hu'fievren. Yeah, that's right, so I'm not responsible for his activities and don't sanction them.

But, alas, Sarah was taken by the heathen Harumfians. I declare Sarah rightful Queen of Flumes, and demand that the Flumesian people help recover their queen.

OOC: The Hu'fievren seems like quite the "average joe".
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Sep 23 2006, 09:10 PM
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Sep 23 2006, 08:12 PM
Official Communications to the Flumesian People:

I have decided to announce today that I have previously taken a wife, by Hu'Fon Queen Sarah. My wife is a native of the nation of Flumes. She is the rightful Queen of Zolony, and there is no reason why she cannot help her homeland. She could be Queen of both our fair countries: she loves Flumes, she loves Zolony. I know the horrors that my father did to your lands, but let me tell you something: I am not my father. My father was...he was not a true God.

Let me explain. Lost ancient Zolonic prophecy says that after the rebirth of Zolony, a rouge angel shall take the title of Hu'fievren while not truly a God, and his son will be the true Hu'fievren. Yeah, that's right, so I'm not responsible for his activities and don't sanction them.

But, alas, Sarah was taken by the heathen Harumfians. I declare Sarah rightful Queen of Flumes, and demand that the Flumesian people help recover their queen.

OOC: The Hu'fievren seems like quite the "average joe".

OOC: Yeah, that's the ticket. Not really God, but, er, I am. Yeah, I am.

IC:

Communique from New Harumf to Flumes:

We are in a state of War with Zolony. No harm will befall your Subject, Sarah, while this action continues. We encourage you to join us in the fight against Zolony, after which, the fate of the pretend Queen can be negitiated.

P.S. The Queen has expressed an interest in converting to Catholicism, and her education has begun.
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Official Communications to the Flumesian People:

I have decided to announce today that I have previously taken a wife, by Hu'Fon Queen Sarah. My wife is a native of the nation of Flumes. She is the rightful Queen of Zolony, and there is no reason why she cannot help her homeland. She could be Queen of both our fair countries: she loves Flumes, she loves Zolony. I know the horrors that my father did to your lands, but let me tell you something: I am not my father. My father was...he was not a true God.

Let me explain. Lost ancient Zolonic prophecy says that after the rebirth of Zolony, a rouge angel shall take the title of Hu'fievren while not truly a God, and his son will be the true Hu'fievren. Yeah, that's right, so I'm not responsible for his activities and don't sanction them.

But, alas, Sarah was taken by the heathen Harumfians. I declare Sarah rightful Queen of Flumes, and demand that the Flumesian people help recover their queen.

OOC: The Hu'fievren seems like quite the "average joe".

OOC: Yeah, that's the ticket. Not really God, but, er, I am. Yeah, I am.

IC:

Communique from New Harumf to Flumes:

We are in a state of War with Zolony. No harm will befall your Subject, Sarah, while this action continues. We encourage you to join us in the fight against Zolony, after which, the fate of the pretend Queen can be negitiated.

P.S. The Queen has expressed an interest in converting to Catholicism, and her education has begun.

OOC: That's a lie and propoganda, right?
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OOC: Yeah... as I said recently, please denote any lies and blatant properganda with a little OOC note.
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Sep 23 2006, 08:12 PM
Official Communications to the Flumesian People:

I have decided to announce today that I have previously taken a wife, by Hu'Fon Queen Sarah. My wife is a native of the nation of Flumes. She is the rightful Queen of Zolony, and there is no reason why she cannot help her homeland. She could be Queen of both our fair countries: she loves Flumes, she loves Zolony. I know the horrors that my father did to your lands, but let me tell you something: I am not my father. My father was...he was not a true God.

Let me explain. Lost ancient Zolonic prophecy says that after the rebirth of Zolony, a rouge angel shall take the title of Hu'fievren while not truly a God, and his son will be the true Hu'fievren. Yeah, that's right, so I'm not responsible for his activities and don't sanction them.

But, alas, Sarah was taken by the heathen Harumfians. I declare Sarah rightful Queen of Flumes, and demand that the Flumesian people help recover their queen.

~~~
Flumesian International Communications Office,
Tower A6, International Office Complex,
Acies, Capital of Flumes

As the message came into the communications office, Zolik Muzaerki began to tremble with excitement, it was immediatly after the War of Heresy that he had been sent from Zolony to Flumes and placed in this post, with the many transfers that took place in the Flumesian Government after the War of Heresy, everyone overlooked a single Zolon picking up a job.
He had been praised by the young, soon-to-be Zolony Ruler for extreme acts of courage in the war, and the Hu'fievren Prince soon let him in on a secret, one that would start to change Flumes and Zolony history forever.
While in Flumes he had befriended a young rebelous radio talkshow host, who had picked up a group of small but loyal followers over the years. They had planned, and planned for months, carefully planning for the Day in which Flumes would take a new form, a better more godly form. Today it would happen.

~~~
~~~

Corignata Army Base
Corignata, Flumes

Ra-Yon Knight stood waiting, he had just received his orders from Zolik, he and his group began to assemble outside Barracks Block B. A group of 82 of Flumes finest got into 12 Hummers. Ready for the short ride to the Flumes Presidential Estate.

~~~

Flumes Presidential Estate
Acies, Flumes

The Hummers rolled up to the 1st of a few checkpoints in the dark of the night, they flashed badges and they were in, Zoliks network of Loyalists were surprisingly high ranking, a few among the Presidents Private Guard. The group rolled up to the service entrance, and walked straight in, the group split into 4 teams of 8. With the rest setting up the nessacary explosives.

As the assasians moved into place an alarm sounded, just as planned, the air raid alarm sent the President scrambling out of his room straight into the ambuse, 1 shot was all it took.

4 minutes later everyone was out. The Hummers rolled through the gates, flying at 90 MPH. 3 Bombers flew over the Estate, just as the explosives inside went off, a perfectly executed plan. In a matter of hours the media would have Flumesian people believing that New Harumf had bombed the Presidential Estate, Zolik's friend would then roll out more propaganda over the radio setting up the Hu'fievren perfectly for the takeover with their new Queen in charge....

~~~~~~

EDIT...

This is all secret of course...
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Sep 24 2006, 12:58 PM
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Sep 23 2006, 08:12 PM
Official Communications to the Flumesian People:

I have decided to announce today that I have previously taken a wife, by Hu'Fon Queen Sarah. My wife is a native of the nation of Flumes. She is the rightful Queen of Zolony, and there is no reason why she cannot help her homeland. She could be Queen of both our fair countries: she loves Flumes, she loves Zolony. I know the horrors that my father did to your lands, but let me tell you something: I am not my father. My father was...he was not a true God.

Let me explain. Lost ancient Zolonic prophecy says that after the rebirth of Zolony, a rouge angel shall take the title of Hu'fievren while not truly a God, and his son will be the true Hu'fievren. Yeah, that's right, so I'm not responsible for his activities and don't sanction them.

But, alas, Sarah was taken by the heathen Harumfians. I declare Sarah rightful Queen of Flumes, and demand that the Flumesian people help recover their queen.

OOC: The Hu'fievren seems like quite the "average joe".

OOC: Yeah, that's the ticket. Not really God, but, er, I am. Yeah, I am.

IC:

Communique from New Harumf to Flumes:

We are in a state of War with Zolony. No harm will befall your Subject, Sarah, while this action continues. We encourage you to join us in the fight against Zolony, after which, the fate of the pretend Queen can be negitiated.

P.S. The Queen has expressed an interest in converting to Catholicism, and her education has begun.

OOC: That's a lie and propoganda, right?

Well, we are convincing the Queen that she should consider a conversion to Catholocism. She is being held in the Skyroom Prison, and is having christian readings and scripture piped in to her 24 hours a day, and, so, kinda it was a propaganda lie. Kinda not, but mostly, yes.
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Before the New Hu'fievren consolidated his power, the tribes of Zolony were different. Each tribe had a different religion, different leadership. One of these tribes, going by the name Mva'zari, was led by a Catholic Chieftain, or, as he fancied himself, a Catholic King.

When the first New Hu’fievren appeared, the Mwa’zari were absorbed into the Zolon super state. Their leader was murdered, their church destroyed, their faith diminished. However, a few members of the Mva’zari Royal Family had survived and actively rebelled against the Zolon government. Of these rebels, Empress Eza I of Chirondom was one.

King Muranz II, rightful ruler of the Zolon tribes, according to the rebels, led the rebels. The rebels were gathered in Mva’zari City (the cities of Zolony were named after the Zolonic tribes of old). They numbered eight members of the royal family, with a couple hundred supporters. Eza, daughter of Muranz, had abandoned them when she had married the Chiron Emperor: she had sworn to bring the forces of Chirondom to bear against Zolony, yet had not.

“The royal court of Mva’zari is in session,” the King said to the other royals. “Today we speak of the illegitimate state known as Zolony, as well as the Holy Kingdom of New Harumf. What are your thoughts?”

“Contact Harumf,” said Prince Huloyn, heir apparent to the Kingdom of Mva’zari. “Coordinate our attacks with them, bring the fight to Hu’fiev city, kill the Unholy Hu’fievren. We can than separate the different tribes back into Kingdoms, than unite them under the rightful rule of Catholicism. Father, you will be King of Mva’zari, Hu’fiev, Gol’bon, and more.”

“Interesting idea,” said the King’s brother, Prince Ulo’koj. “But who is to say that the Harumfians would let us take our rightful lands after they are conquered? They may well be our brothers in faith, but still, that does not mean that they are not interested in extending their own Kingdom. In addition to that, we still have the threat of the blasted I’Hu’fievren in Gol’bon. He has the right idea, but the wrong religion.”

“My brother, if the Harumfians wanted to conquer, they would not bomb, they would send troops to Gol’bon,” said the King. They will let us have our land if we can prove our worth to their Kingdom. And I am willing to bet that the Papacy would be glad to see the threat of nuclear Zolony destroyed.”

“My Lord,” said Queen Dor’ika. “I have a plan. You know of those water aircraft that the Hu’fievren loves so well? We could steal one, and lead them on a wild goosechase through the sea, make them divert some of their forces so that the Harumfians could attack. They are very protective of their new aircraft. Also, we could use the technology once we take our rightful places as rulers.”

“I like that idea, my dear Dor’ika,” said the King. “It is clear that we must act, and that is a good a plan as any.” He pointed at one of the royal supporters present at the conference. “Royal scribe, send a message to the Harumfians via the usual methods that we use to contact Chirondom. This shall be good.”
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OOC: Is there a specific city that it is OK for me to attack, Q?
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The French colony of Soult will not engage in this war, however are happy to send peace keeping forces if requested to find a peaceful solution to this war.
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