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Happy Birthday AA!
Topic Started: Jul 21 2006, 07:13 AM (142 Views)
Quaon
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A Prince Amoung Men-Shoot First and Ask Questions Later
Happy Birthday!
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Tristan da Cunha
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Happy birthday :)
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The CNNP
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Enforcer
Happy Birthday.
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New Harumf
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
Oh, will the SP's be busy tonight!! AA, why don't you just turn yourself over to them before you go out, and save everyone a lot of pain and suffering!!

Happy birthday, AA!!
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Wadj
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The Very Model of a Modern Major General
Happy Birthday! Don't drink too much Sake, now.
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NRE
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Map Tsar and Southern Gentleman

Don't listen to NH AA, let those SP's work for their pay tonight! :lol:

Happy Birthday B)
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Paradise
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Happy birthday AA! B)
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East Anarx
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Happy Birfday!
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Noriega
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Happy Birthday! ^_^
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Assassin
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Soooo.

Who wants to hear a good sea story about my birthday? B) :lol:
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New Harumf
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Jul 23 2006, 12:01 PM
Soooo.

Who wants to hear a good sea story about my birthday? B) :lol:

Me! Me!

Are there Pirates, and sword fights, and women, and planks to walk, and treasure chests, and lots of rum, and all that good stuff?
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Assassin
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Rum, yes. Women, yes. Planks... Sort of? :blink: Basically my Birthday didnt just happen over any single day. Its been an ongoing thing all weekend.

Friday: Got off work and went to the store. Bought a 12 pack. Drank it all in an hour. All was well and good until some people I knew decided to come over. Well, they brought beer. "Happy Birthday!" Heck yes. So, I drink another 12 pack. This is over the course of maybe 3 hours.

So, I go outside and hang out in the smoking area. I see a girl I work with, who is also a flirt. I'm drunk. "Happy Birthday!" Heck yes, more beer. Still going like a champ though. I think this one was a 6 pack. Kind of foggy at this point.

After that I remember my supervisor showing up. "Happy Birthday!" Oooohh. This is going to end badly. And sure enough, MORE BEER! He even brought me some Patrone. Such a nice guy. :rolleyes:

End of the night, me and the flirty girl are of course, flirting. I'm trying so hard to polish off the parton... and failing. Doing shots like its going out of style. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground in my room... (No idea how I got there) and the girl is on my bed laughing. "Happy Birthday!" And no shit, hands me a beer.

Saturday: Wake up, and crawl out of bed at noon to the sound of people pounding on the door.

"Happy Birthday!" Oh sweet jumping jesus.

"No, it was yesterday... ugh..."

Well, thats not good enough for them. Time to drink. Kegs and Eggs bitches! I'm plowed by 3. I'm guessing I still had booze in my system (no shit, right?). I drink until sometime around 10pm, or so I'm told. From what I understand (I have NO memory of this) I guess I got hot while I was in my room. So, what the hell... off go the pants. WOO! YEA! Fucking wasted. Lovely.

Well... since I'm drinking, I usually smoke. Goes hand in hand eh? Oh yea. Off I go! Just walk on down through the barracks, go on outside, over to the smoking area and light up. Must be about 50 people around. Saturday night... people are just having a good time. And here I come, no pants, trying to light the wrong end of a cigarette. Wonderful.

Someone called the SP's, but before they got there I was inside and passed out. Once my friends figured out I left (minus pants) they started looking for me. Took em a while though, since drunks dont think to look in the smoking area. Either way, safe and sound. I still dont know where my pants are.

Sunday: At last... rest. Wrong. People knock on my door at 7am this time. "Time to go to work man..." Hold shit, are you kidding me? I have a beard, reek of booze, and just look like a bag of mashed assholes.

So, I go to work. 90+ degrees in the shade, carrying 300 pounds of electronics from jet to jet. I sweat so much alcohol it was retarded. My supervisor thought I was going to die, it was so bad.

So what does he do after work to make me feel better?

"Happy Birthday!" And buys me a 12 pack. You son of a...

And thats pretty much my story of this weekend. <_< It's been a LONG couple of days. My hangover still hasnt gone away.
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Catholic Europe
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Happy Birthday!
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New Harumf
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
Sounds to me you are lucky to not be dead!! Oh, well, happy birthday, but I at least was hoping for a parrot! :lol:
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Noriega
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Sounds like you drank enough alchohol to float a battleship! :huh:

....

Sounds like a birthday to me! :lol:
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Assassin
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They need to make a new word to replace 'fun'. It just doesnt give that weekend enough credit. :lol:

Though, I do have to admit... even the thought of beer right now still makes my stomach turn. :wacko:
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NRE
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Map Tsar and Southern Gentleman

Did you ever find your pants? :lol:
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Assassin
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Hell no! <_<

Those things are long gone. I'm thinking someone took them for bragging rights or something.
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