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| Topic Started: Jul 16 2006, 05:39 AM (540 Views) | |
| Catholic Europe | Jul 16 2006, 05:39 AM Post #1 |
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Well, last night, as I was walkin on my way home (very intoxicated) I was talking to a friend on my phone. I was very enarly home and then, as I was crossing the street, I was jumped by three guys who stole my phone. Now, I tried to get in back and in the process broke my little finger. Thus, my replies are going to be short or non-existant for the next few days because it bloody hurts trying to type with a broken finger. So I juts thought I would let you all know. I'm not going anywhere, am still going to be here, just I won't be posting much over the next couple of days. |
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| Quaon | Jul 16 2006, 06:35 AM Post #2 |
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Norightisia, it's time to post whore! |
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| The CNNP | Jul 16 2006, 07:36 AM Post #3 |
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Well, that sucks to the highest of suckstivity. A lot of us have somebody who makes a pledge not to get drunk and he or she makes sure we get home safely. A lot of times, I end up staying at the place of intoxication and just let it run its course. Hope your finger gets better and one more thing...YES, I can now go ahead with my Atomic Weapons Program before the Pope can utter a response...just kidding. :D |
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| New Harumf | Jul 16 2006, 11:53 AM Post #4 |
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CE, you poor, poor boy. Let me see, come on, show me your finger so we can kiss it and make it better! No, not that finger!! :angry: What is happening to this world when you can't just peacably stumble home without getting mugged? Who were these whores? How disgraceful. Now, have you gone out with Ian again?? :wub: |
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 16 2006, 01:38 PM Post #5 |
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Oh don't get me started on that lol! I read the signs wrong. I can't expect anything more than a shag and then mates (like everyone else *sigh*). |
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| Assassin | Jul 16 2006, 01:43 PM Post #6 |
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This is what... 4 cell phones now? :lol: |
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 16 2006, 01:44 PM Post #7 |
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Erm, yes it is. :( |
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| Assassin | Jul 16 2006, 01:47 PM Post #8 |
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Maybe you should just get a beeper or something. :rolleyes: |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 16 2006, 02:58 PM Post #9 |
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Also, come to Queen Mary's (yeah, I know, no I'm not joking - that's the name of the hospital) Hospital. I'll X-ray you :P |
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| New Harumf | Jul 16 2006, 04:22 PM Post #10 |
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CE: Nag? Why do I need to get undressed to have my finger x-rayed? Nag: Just shut up and do it. CE: OK. Uh, Nag, why do I have to be strapped down on this cot, and what's with the latex gloves? Nag: Look, do you want me to help you, or not? CE: OK. ** Queen Mary's, the Hospital from Hell ** |
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| New Harumf | Jul 16 2006, 04:26 PM Post #11 |
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Just a thought, but maybe you are looking for love in all the wrong places!! So, Mr. "I love Maggie Thatcher" Ian was not quite the concervative little innocent you thought he was, eh? Well, at least I hope you shagged him good!! Now, why don't you find yourself a kindly old sugar daddy to fund and finance you for a while, then look for love?? Or, I know a few cuties here that cross the pond from time to time, that are also looking for love, maybe I could play cupid? |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 16 2006, 04:53 PM Post #12 |
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Heh. You'd be surprised at how many people want to get undressed for X-rays. Usually middle aged women bleh. And the number of latax gloves I've "borrowed" from the hospital is quite rediculas. |
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| New Harumf | Jul 16 2006, 08:44 PM Post #13 |
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Oh, please, nag. I don't want to know (but I do. As a first responder at work, I have a box of them in my desk!) |
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| NRE | Jul 16 2006, 10:24 PM Post #14 |
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Not like they're that hard to get.... :lol: :unsure: :P B) |
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| The CNNP | Jul 16 2006, 10:32 PM Post #15 |
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:rolleyes: Ladies and Gentlemen, please do try and behave... ^_^ |
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 17 2006, 12:57 PM Post #16 |
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Play Cupid!!! My Faceparty Page |
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| Noriega | Jul 17 2006, 05:40 PM Post #17 |
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I've turned over a new leaf damnit! <_< |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 17 2006, 05:56 PM Post #18 |
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Medical ones are. At least in the UK. Comerically availble gloves contain powder - which really is not what you want during sex games (or when committing a crime). Medical gloves don't. |
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| New Harumf | Jul 17 2006, 06:50 PM Post #19 |
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We can get powderless gloves at any local super-pharmacy!! Or I just swipe them from the exam room while waiting for my doctor. Oh, and they are also good when working inside your PC - latex gloves, not just for sex games anymore!! CE, I will take up your challange and find the love of your life. I do hope you don't mind if they are not all white boys? Expect some contacts soon. Also, would you like your first date with another club scene chav or someone less "out there"! Oh, I am figuring top age limit like 25? Is that about right? |
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 18 2006, 12:45 PM Post #20 |
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25, very top. Normally don't look above 22. |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 18 2006, 05:29 PM Post #21 |
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Strikes me as you're missing out. But hey, you fruits who don't like girls are already missing out on all the joy of your partner turning into an irrational and unbearable monster once a month are missing out on lots of stuff. One imagines. I'm sure there's a reason I like girls more than boys, I just can't seem to think of it at this point in time. |
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| New Harumf | Jul 18 2006, 07:11 PM Post #22 |
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P-u-s-s-y. Maybe? Just a guess. But you can have that whole monthly visit thing, and enjoy it. Oh, and wait till metapause!! My sister-in-law just went through it, and I wanted to kill her, and I only see her maybe once a month. My brother never went to the gym soo much in his life!! Now, Nag, you know a guy can give you equal, if not better sexual pleasure than a girl. You know they can be better buds. You know you'll have more to talk about and more fun together. And you don't have any monthly BS put up with, and imagine how protected you would feel in the arms of a strong, protective man, so just admit it, you'd be better with a guy, and get it done!! |
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| New Harumf | Jul 19 2006, 09:57 AM Post #23 |
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OK, CE. The game has begun. You should be hearing from a few lads fairly soon. They will probably say they heard about you from Clint. Clint is a good friend of mine, and has been helping to find you romance!! Let me know who you hear from!! |
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 19 2006, 11:38 AM Post #24 |
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How am I gonna hear from them? Has Clint seen me? What did he think? :P |
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| Noriega | Jul 19 2006, 07:32 PM Post #25 |
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Ach! I don't even want to imagine menopause. Just the sound of the word is like nails on the allegorical chalkboard to the straight man's ears. In the immortal words of Jeff Foxworthy: "If it weren't for the whole gay sex thing, I could totally be gay. Then its just hangin out out with yer buddies!" |
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