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New Joke (to me)
Topic Started: Jul 12 2006, 10:47 AM (128 Views)
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
In Heaven:
The Italians make love;
The French cook;
The Germans run the trains;
The English are the police;
and the Swiss run the hotels.

In Hell:
The Swiss make love;
The English cook;
The Italians run the trains;
The French run the hotels;
and the Germans are the police!
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Hahaha, I like it.

But does that mean my police are crap?
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Jul 12 2006, 11:55 AM
Hahaha, I like it.

But does that mean my police are crap?

No, it means they are good!!
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Not necessarily good in the sense that they are talented, but good in the sense that they don't arrest people randomly, right?
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Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!
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Jul 12 2006, 01:50 PM
Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!
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Jul 12 2006, 10:47 AM
In Heaven:
The Italians make love;
The French cook;
The Germans run the trains;
The English are the police;
and the Swiss run the hotels.

In Hell:
The Swiss make love;
The English cook;
The Italians run the trains;
The French run the hotels;
and the Germans are the police!

Don't you have the French and Italian steortypes mixed up?
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Jul 12 2006, 02:24 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 01:50 PM
Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!

I was walking, soberly and peacefully, from Westminster to Tower Hill. I was stopped, probably, for no other reason than the way I was dressed.
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There is a similar joke about Quebecers (free translation):

An American, a French, a German and a Quebecer go to the zoo. They see an elephant.

The American: "Wow! It must eat a lot!"
The French: "Hmmm... I wonder how they make love..."
The German: "If only we could turn this animal into a war machine..."
The Quebecer: "I wonder... Is it sovereigntist or federalist?"
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Paradise
Jul 12 2006, 05:12 PM
There is a similar joke about Quebecers (free translation):

An American, a French, a German and a Quebecer go to the zoo. They see an elephant.

The American: "Wow! It must eat a lot!"
The French: "Hmmm... I wonder how they make love..."
The German: "If only we could turn this animal into a war machine..."
The Quebecer: "I wonder... Is it sovereigntist or federalist?"

ROFLMAO! :D
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Quaon
Jul 12 2006, 05:15 PM
Paradise
Jul 12 2006, 05:12 PM
There is a similar joke about Quebecers (free translation):

An American, a French, a German and a Quebecer go to the zoo. They see an elephant.

The American: "Wow! It must eat a lot!"
The French: "Hmmm... I wonder how they make love..."
The German: "If only we could turn this animal into a war machine..."
The Quebecer: "I wonder... Is it sovereigntist or federalist?"

ROFLMAO! :D

Definately a soverignist! Symbol of the conservitives, eh??
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Jul 12 2006, 04:22 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 02:24 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 01:50 PM
Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!

I was walking, soberly and peacefully, from Westminster to Tower Hill. I was stopped, probably, for no other reason than the way I was dressed.

How were you dressed? Like Boy George? Like Rue Paul??? Naked???? (No that would be Nag). In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you? Did you keep walking? In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot. We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution). If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards. If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?" Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking. They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too. They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess. I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??
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Jul 12 2006, 06:49 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 04:22 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 02:24 PM
Catholic Europe
Jul 12 2006, 01:50 PM
Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!

I was walking, soberly and peacefully, from Westminster to Tower Hill. I was stopped, probably, for no other reason than the way I was dressed.

How were you dressed? Like Boy George? Like Rue Paul??? Naked???? (No that would be Nag). In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you? Did you keep walking? In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot. We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution). If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards. If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?" Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking. They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too. They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess. I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??

Meh, the Italians cook better than the French. The French are the "romantics" of the world, how the Hell do the French get off with better cooking then the Italians?
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Jul 12 2006, 07:34 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 06:49 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 04:22 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 02:24 PM
Catholic Europe
Jul 12 2006, 01:50 PM
Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!

I was walking, soberly and peacefully, from Westminster to Tower Hill. I was stopped, probably, for no other reason than the way I was dressed.

How were you dressed? Like Boy George? Like Rue Paul??? Naked???? (No that would be Nag). In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you? Did you keep walking? In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot. We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution). If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards. If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?" Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking. They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too. They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess. I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??

Meh, the Italians cook better than the French. The French are the "romantics" of the world, how the Hell do the French get off with better cooking then the Italians?

Y'ever been to Italy?
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Jul 12 2006, 07:38 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 07:34 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 06:49 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 04:22 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 02:24 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 01:50 PM
Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!

I was walking, soberly and peacefully, from Westminster to Tower Hill. I was stopped, probably, for no other reason than the way I was dressed.

How were you dressed? Like Boy George? Like Rue Paul??? Naked???? (No that would be Nag). In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you? Did you keep walking? In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot. We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution). If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards. If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?" Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking. They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too. They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess. I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??

Meh, the Italians cook better than the French. The French are the "romantics" of the world, how the Hell do the French get off with better cooking then the Italians?

Y'ever been to Italy?

LOL, Esternarx had to avoid grabass in italy, I bet!! LOL
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Jul 12 2006, 08:48 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 07:38 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 07:34 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 06:49 PM
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Jul 12 2006, 04:22 PM
New Harumf
Jul 12 2006, 02:24 PM
Catholic Europe
Jul 12 2006, 01:50 PM
Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!

I was walking, soberly and peacefully, from Westminster to Tower Hill. I was stopped, probably, for no other reason than the way I was dressed.

How were you dressed? Like Boy George? Like Rue Paul??? Naked???? (No that would be Nag). In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you? Did you keep walking? In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot. We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution). If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards. If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?" Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking. They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too. They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess. I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??

Meh, the Italians cook better than the French. The French are the "romantics" of the world, how the Hell do the French get off with better cooking then the Italians?

Y'ever been to Italy?

LOL, Esternarx had to avoid grabass in italy, I bet!! LOL

Well, yeah, but not from the locals, it was the canadian girls that couldn't keep their hands off me... :rolleyes: B)

...but I was actually referring to the food in Italy. I love Italian food, but the whole week I was there, the food was terrible. Italian food is good, Italian food is not.
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Well, let me tell you that is kinda not true. I get stopped for only walking!

Walking or staggering?? I find it hard to believe they would stop you for no reason.

Anyway, the joke is totally based on stereotypes, and the English Bobby is still viewed as the helpful, thoughtful, no gun good cop!

I was walking, soberly and peacefully, from Westminster to Tower Hill. I was stopped, probably, for no other reason than the way I was dressed.

How were you dressed? Like Boy George? Like Rue Paul??? Naked???? (No that would be Nag). In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you? Did you keep walking? In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot. We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution). If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards. If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?" Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking. They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too. They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess. I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??

Before I address the quoted post I say this:

Steak. Eat an Italian style steak, then eat a French steak. Then tell me Italian's are better cooks. Italian food is great, but they are more sexual (not more romantic) than the French. The French have romance, but they can't out **** an Italian. They can, however, cook the pants off anything.

Now whatever makes you think I walk arround naked!

Ok, I do, but not in public... well not where I'll be stopped by police...

I mean I have some seriously weird hobbies, but I have to keep it low key enough so it doesn't get back to the bill payers or cops (well, make sure the cops and the social hear as little as possible).
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Jul 12 2006, 06:49 PM
How were you dressed? Like Boy George? Like Rue Paul??? Naked???? (No that would be Nag). In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you? Did you keep walking? In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot. We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution). If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards. If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?" Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking. They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too. They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess. I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??

I was dressed kinda like a rudeboy. I was wearing black nike tracksuit bottoms, a black nike hoody and black lacoste trainers.

He asked me where I was going, what I was doing, why I looked so paranoid, how old I was and a lot of other questions.
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How were you dressed?  Like Boy George?  Like Rue Paul???  Naked???? (No that would be Nag).  In some glittery disco outfit with your shirt unbuttoned to the navel. Again!!

What did they say to you?  Did you keep walking?  In the states you are under no obligation to stop for a cop if you are on foot.  We have a right to walk, so even if they ask you to stop, you can just keep walking (and pray they know the constitution).  If they order you to stop, or grab you, and you've done absolutely nothing, they have violated your civil rights and you can sue the bastards.  If they ask you for an ID, you can say, "Why, am I under arrest?"  Then they have to either arrest you or let you keep walking.  They may try to arrest you for resisting arrest, but since they never said you were under arrest to begin with, that will win you a nice civil judgement too.  They also might just beat the crap out of you, but you'll win tonnes of money there too!!

Now, under what law were they able to stop you?

And Quoan, The French are known for their cooking, the Italians for their sexual prowess.  I know, it could be the other way, but I don't like crediting the French for much - and they have shitty reputation for their hotels, and the Italian trains..... well need I say more??

I was dressed kinda like a rudeboy. I was wearing black nike tracksuit bottoms, a black nike hoody and black lacoste trainers.

He asked me where I was going, what I was doing, why I looked so paranoid, how old I was and a lot of other questions.

Hmm, you looked like a Ninja!! You should have pretended not to speak english!! That always worked for me. :lol: :lol:
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Okay, whatever. :rolleyes:
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