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| WIMMEN!; Can't live with 'em... | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 4 2006, 05:29 PM (151 Views) | |
| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 4 2006, 05:29 PM Post #1 |
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The Devil's Advocate
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Can't kill 'em! GARG! Ok I'm tired. It's been a long day. I really don't need this kind of crap right now.
Now I love her. Completely, maddeningly. And yet also subtley and pervasively. She drives me to the peak of ectasty and, even when everything is going against us, I find comfort in my feelings for her. But she's such a little girl! Scrap that, she's such a WOMAN! That second sylable is a a cruel play on words - I swear they're completely alien to me. Why are they so illogical! Why are they so emotional! GARFARGHAGAGA! Or if you prefere: BARRAH! Mrh? *Headdesk* Ok, I'm calmed down. She starts a playful "arguement" - a test of wills. I have an unfair advantage here (which I won't go into, but surfice to say I'm used to self denial) but I don't feel morally right using it against her. This time, however, I took exception because she said I was a pushover. This frustrated her endlessly. And rather than fight fair and use her own will power, she tries to seduce me. Now to be fair, I'm a pushover when it comes to sex appeal. Unless I'm completely switched off and in my nigh Zen-like trance state, the slightest pout is enough to wrap me arround her little finger. But as I said, I was annoyed she thought I was a pushover and thought I'd gently remind her 'who wears the trousers' so to speak by beating her at her own game and winning this arguement. So she's pulling out the stops (nothing that wouldn't be shown at 8 PM on TV - pretty tame but very seductive stuff). And I'm ignoring her - just to remind her that I can. Eventually she gets frustrated and licks my face. As I said, Zen-like, I don't flinch. I just wipe off my face and restate my case. Eventually she caves and says we're as stuborn as each other. I think "ok, fair play" and I meet her halfway - she's said we're equally matched, the "arguement" is over, so there's no harm in tossing her a bone and doing what she wanted me to do. Now bear in mind please, that this is a thing that ONE OF US would have had to do anyway. And while doing it I said it was good we were equals who were equally matched. I'm halfway through and she says "But I am a little more stubborn than you". GOOD GOD WOMAN! When you lose, lose with grace! I'm being a considerate winner here, I'm meeting you halfway and not making you look like a fool! I'm saying how great it is we're evenly matched, and you go and say that. Well after that, it's on. I stop, wreck what I've done and we're back to square one. I trance up. She's already tried everything and knows she's lost - so instead of just doing this thing she gets weepy and moody with me. In the end, she caves - she lost the fight ages ago but hey. I tell her how much I love her, and how I hate ignoring her. I go to kiss her and explain why she shouldn't mess with me using these kinds of games - and she's still throwing a strop! So I appologise for playing her game and I say sorry for hurting her feelings - and I am sorry for both. I check she's ok. I validate her feelings. We talk. She gets moody again. I tell her how much I love her, she goes on about how much of a cow she is to treat me so badly. I tell her that's not true. She asks what I can see in her that she can't. I explain how wonderful she is - because she is - and she gets mad at me for no reason! She realises she's getting mad for no reason (I didn't say anything here), appologises and goes to bed! WTF! GARH! WIMMEN! Now a man, first off, wouldn't be playing these little stubborness games. A man, after losing, would take it like a man(!) and when the victor meets him halfway, he would remain quietly grateful. A man would not restart a pointless arguement, then get upset that the arguement hadn't finished. A man would not get moody for no reason, lose all his self esteem when told he's loved then rage irrationally - knowing full well he's being irrational! It boggles the mind and destroys the soul! The fair sex confuse me so confound it all, I love it though! Memo to self: Women = Always right = Less mind numbing frustration Less frustration -> ? -> |
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 4 2006, 05:39 PM Post #2 |
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Go with a man.... |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 4 2006, 05:50 PM Post #3 |
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I'm not in love with a man. Or anyone else other than her for that matter. |
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 4 2006, 05:54 PM Post #4 |
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I didn't say love them. |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 4 2006, 05:57 PM Post #5 |
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So you want me to have casual relationships with guys while maintaining my relationship with my girl friend? While not as crazy as I imagine that would sound to most people - no. Damn it man, have you no heart? You're all cock and Id! Look for love my friend. Look for a stable relationship. Then come bitch about it :D Anyway thanks for showing me how good I've got it - better to be with the head case than be the head case :rolleyes: |
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| Quaon | Jul 4 2006, 05:59 PM Post #6 |
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A Prince Amoung Men-Shoot First and Ask Questions Later
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Just wondering, is she an athiest too? |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 4 2006, 06:16 PM Post #7 |
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Christian. And fairly devout. But as I said - love Jesus, follow his teachings, don't try to convert me or infringe on other people's liberties and I have no problem with you. |
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| Quaon | Jul 4 2006, 06:28 PM Post #8 |
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A Prince Amoung Men-Shoot First and Ask Questions Later
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And she has no problem with you being a Satanist? Interesting. |
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| Rhadamanthus | Jul 4 2006, 08:07 PM Post #9 |
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Legitimist
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Maybe, she realizes that Satanists don't actually worship Satan? |
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| New Harumf | Jul 4 2006, 09:30 PM Post #10 |
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I am so happy to be in a long term relationship with A MAN! Women have always confused the hell out of me (ask me about my prom date, and our 10th reunion some time). You have the joy and frustration of loving a woman. Good luck, and may the force be with you, and, for god sake's, quit playing games!! |
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| NRE | Jul 4 2006, 09:52 PM Post #11 |
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Map Tsar and Southern Gentleman
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Woman are as confusing to me as trying to figure out what the hell Meat loaf won't do for love. That said, if you put on the other's shoes it about the same view. Of course their are those among both who think they've got the other "all figured out" but I personally believe it's a bad delusion. However,mathmatically speaking Nag I'd say you've got it right with:
However that said, I would have probably taking the same stance as you but what can I say I'm a taurus. Though when I'm wrong, I'll be the first to admit it. |
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| New Harumf | Jul 4 2006, 10:43 PM Post #12 |
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taurus here too. same same. |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 5 2006, 06:27 AM Post #13 |
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Me three!
B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o! |
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| New Harumf | Jul 5 2006, 09:32 AM Post #14 |
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You are certainly in a Tommy Tuneish mood with all this singing on line. First, My Fair Lady, then the B-I- -G-O song? You sure you aren't gay? I mean, showtunes?
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| Catholic Europe | Jul 5 2006, 12:01 PM Post #15 |
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Well, I thought you was going to break up with her. :unsure: :wacko: |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 5 2006, 01:06 PM Post #16 |
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I was. I didn't. And I would have thought you knew I liked showtunes when someone posted the Finale to HMS Pinafore! |
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| New Harumf | Jul 5 2006, 01:07 PM Post #17 |
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That's an operetta, not a showtune!! No, I knew you liked showtunes because of your collerme profile! :P |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 5 2006, 01:19 PM Post #18 |
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What did I put in that? |
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| New Harumf | Jul 5 2006, 01:50 PM Post #19 |
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You listed musical theatre as one of your likes!! |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Jul 5 2006, 04:28 PM Post #20 |
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Oh yeah :D Yeah I love musical theatre. |
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