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Crap-tastic Government computers.; And my NS withdrawls.
Topic Started: Jun 26 2006, 12:09 PM (228 Views)
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Yep. No NS for me while I'm in Okinawa. For some reason the Airforce computers dont agree with the forums or NS. I litterally had to bribe someone to get online to the forums. Cost me a 12 pack of coke, and a pack of smokes. <_<

:o OW!

Tazers suck. I'll explain later. :cry:
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Sounds to me soneone got drunk and disorderly in a bar, and neededs to be tazered to calm him down!! :lol: :lol: :o
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He drank coke....
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Jun 26 2006, 12:09 PM
Yep. No NS for me while I'm in Okinawa. For some reason the Airforce computers dont agree with the forums or NS. I litterally had to bribe someone to get online to the forums. Cost me a 12 pack of coke, and a pack of smokes. <_<

:o OW!

Tazers suck. I'll explain later. :cry:

Another reason I ain't joining the army!
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I'm not joining the army 'cause I'd never make it past basic or anything. That, and I'm a wuss.
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Whoops. I meant to finish my story. :lol:

Well you basically guessed part of it. Yea, I was drunk. And so was about 20 of my buddies. Someone bought a Tazer in guam for some reason, and all day people would randomly tazer people in the butt, or whereever they could get them. It was hilarious. I'm one of two people who had enough guts to be tazed in the head, and the chin.

But thats not what the "OW" was for. As I was typing, the sneaky bastards got me in the ass. :rolleyes:
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Jun 27 2006, 08:39 AM
Whoops. I meant to finish my story. :lol:

Well you basically guessed part of it. Yea, I was drunk. And so was about 20 of my buddies. Someone bought a Tazer in guam for some reason, and all day people would randomly tazer people in the butt, or whereever they could get them. It was hilarious. I'm one of two people who had enough guts to be tazed in the head, and the chin.

But thats not what the "OW" was for. As I was typing, the sneaky bastards got me in the ass. :rolleyes:

Oh, this really sounds like a scene from "Jackass, the Military"!! You volunteered to be tazered in the head?? That is just so....so....so...., well, so what I would expect from you!

Anyone been tazered in the nuts yet?? :o :o :o :cry: :wacko: :cry:
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Yep. One of the 'smarter' people I work with took a taze to the nuts.

He declined to be tazed again, needless to say.
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Oh for the love of all that his holy that just not right for some many reasons :lol:

Though I have to say it sounds similar to instances I've sadly been involved with though I don't think we would have ever been able to get our hands on a tazer. SO needless to say it sounds like you're able to pass the time by alright over their eh? :P
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Jun 27 2006, 10:17 AM
Oh for the love of all that his holy that just not right for some many reasons :lol:

Though I have to say it sounds similar to instances I've sadly been involved with though I don't think we would have ever been able to get our hands on a tazer. SO needless to say it sounds like you're able to pass the time by alright over their eh? :P

Yeah, if you are bored over there, they can now taze you into unconciousness. AA, I guess you won't need that electric shock tharapy now, and maybe the voices have stopped??

I could not imagine how bad getting tazed in the nuts had to hurt! Did smoke shoot out his ass?? :lol: :D :D :unsure: :cry:
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Jun 27 2006, 10:08 AM
Yep. One of the 'smarter' people I work with took a taze to the nuts.

He declined to be tazed again, needless to say.

Wow...wow.... What a "special" person!
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:lol: "Special" indeed. And no smoke, though I dont think I've ever heard a person scream like that before.
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Jun 28 2006, 05:59 AM
:lol: "Special" indeed. And no smoke, though I dont think I've ever heard a person scream like that before.

Well, I saw this demonstration once that involved a body being covered with fish netting, and then the application of several hundred clothes pins to the skin, but with the fish netting underneath, and then the netting being removed, quickly - that was the worst scream I have ever heard. I imagine the tazed nuts would rival it. Sometimes even I am amazed at the depths of stupidity in people, and the things they will try!!
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Jun 26 2006, 05:25 PM
I'm not joining the army 'cause I'd never make it past basic or anything. That, and I'm a wuss.

You're a thing that babies suck on?

And also, I'd love to take a... uh... nevermind.
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Jun 29 2006, 02:29 PM
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Jun 26 2006, 05:25 PM
I'm not joining the army 'cause I'd never make it past basic or anything. That, and I'm a wuss.

You're a thing that babies suck on?

And also, I'd love to take a... uh... nevermind.

That could be arranged!! :lol: :lol: :o :cry:
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It's kinda my thing. :shy:

But still... never been hit by a tazer. How painful can it be?
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Jun 29 2006, 02:29 PM
You're a thing that babies suck on?

No dude, that's a pedophile.
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Jun 29 2006, 04:34 PM
It's kinda my thing. :shy:

But still... never been hit by a tazer. How painful can it be?

There is only one way to really find out!! Let me do it, please, please, please??
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Jun 29 2006, 06:16 PM
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Jun 29 2006, 02:29 PM
You're a thing that babies suck on?

No dude, that's a pedophile.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :o That was in very bad taste... :mellow:
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Jun 29 2006, 09:53 PM
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Jun 29 2006, 06:16 PM
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Jun 29 2006, 02:29 PM
You're a thing that babies suck on?

No dude, that's a pedophile.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :o That was in very bad taste... :mellow:

Very bad taste indeed.
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Jun 30 2006, 11:58 AM
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Jun 29 2006, 06:16 PM
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Jun 29 2006, 02:29 PM
You're a thing that babies suck on?

No dude, that's a pedophile.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :o That was in very bad taste... :mellow:

Very bad taste indeed.

Tony, I think you mean a pacifier.

And Harumf... ok. :shy:
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Ah, south park. Such odd references. :lol:

Tazers arent really all that bad. It feels like someone pinching the crap out of you for a second, then it goes away. Well, if you get hit in the side, or ass like usual.

If you taze yourself in the head though... you end up seeing stars for a second, and it feels like lightning is shooting out of your teeth. Totally awesome. B)
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Jun 30 2006, 05:36 PM
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Jun 30 2006, 11:58 AM
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Jun 29 2006, 09:53 PM
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Jun 29 2006, 06:16 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Jun 29 2006, 02:29 PM
You're a thing that babies suck on?

No dude, that's a pedophile.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :o That was in very bad taste... :mellow:

Very bad taste indeed.

Tony, I think you mean a pacifier.

And Harumf... ok. :shy:

*** Secretly hooks up tazer of London Power Grid trunk line ***

OK, Nag, get ready - set -

*** ZAP!!!! ***
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Goddamn it man!

Ok I finish talking with my girlfriend. I calm down.

Then an older guy wants to run thousands of volts through me. Just my luck.
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:lol:

Some days, you just cant win Nag.
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