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| Topic Started: Jun 9 2006, 01:28 PM (103 Views) | |
| New Harumf | Jun 9 2006, 01:28 PM Post #1 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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I'm mathematically dyslexic. 100 out of every 15 people are! Three Brits were gathered drinking in a pub. The first, a Scot, said, "I told my wife when we were married that I want the dishes done every day, and the clothes washed. The first day, I didn't see anything, the second day, there was some improvement, and on the third day, the clothes were washed, and the dishes were done, and have been ever since." The second, from Liverpool, said, "Well, I told my wife when we were married I wanted the dishes washed, the clothes washed, the bed made, and the house clean. The first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I saw some improvement, and on the third day, everything was as I asked, and it has been ever since." The third man was an East-ender, and he said, "I told my wife when we were married that I wanted the clothes washed, thew dishes washed, the house clean, the bed made, and a hot dinner on the table every night when I got home. The first night, I didn't see anything. The second night I didn't see anything. The third night the swelling went down so I could see enough to make a sandwich and find some clean underwear." |
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| Catholic Europe | Jun 10 2006, 01:28 PM Post #2 |
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Spammer
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Haha, I like the one about the east-ender! |
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