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Topic Started: Jun 4 2006, 11:47 AM (557 Views)
Kiensland
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I hope you're happy.

Baby Jesus is not only crying, but spinning in his grave as well.
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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Jun 5 2006, 02:15 PM
I hope you're happy.

Baby Jesus is not only crying, but spinning in his grave as well.

That is wrong in sooooo many ways! First I thought Jesus wasn't in a grave!! Secondly, the baby Jesus didn't die, the 33 yr old Jesus died. Third, Jesus would think he was cute too! :D :D :D :wacko:

Also, you are the one with .5 gig of wanking material (well, I've got 20 gig, but that's neither here nor there)!
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THAT'S HOW MUCH THIS THREAD MADE HIM CRY AND SPIN, YOU MONSTER.

And that does equate to about 4,500 pictures. Plus the 130-ish movies I've acquired.
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...

That's a lot.
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Jun 5 2006, 05:02 PM
THAT'S HOW MUCH THIS THREAD MADE HIM CRY AND SPIN, YOU MONSTER.

And that does equate to about 4,500 pictures. Plus the 130-ish movies I've acquired.

All of them straight-laced, vinilla porn, I am sure!! I have a 40 gig external drive half full of porn and movies. Haven't done a count yet!! Many of the pics I took myself, as are many of the movies, so :P

No, baby Jesus is NOT spinning like a rotissere, nor is he crying. He is trying to avoid all the priests that are chasing him, so he's too worried to think about Nag, you, or me.
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Damn those Catholic priests!

Straight-laced, vanilla..? Who do you think you're talking about?

Also: This thread reminds me of Baby Potato Jesus
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Jun 5 2006, 06:56 PM
Damn those Catholic priests!

Straight-laced, vanilla..? Who do you think you're talking about?

Also: This thread reminds me of Baby Potato Jesus

Soooo, you have kinky porn?? Hmm, little Kiensland, you perv, you! You make a fellow proud!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wouldn't have said kinky. But judging by some posts made a while back, I'm sure you can guess the content.

Also: back on the topic of... crazy scary pictures of what could be Michael Jackson?
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Jun 5 2006, 08:02 PM
Also: back on the topic of... crazy scary pictures of what could be Michael Jackson?

No, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :cry: :wacko: :blink: :wacko: :wacko: :unsure: :wasclose:
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I really wish I knew what just happened :(
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A porn obsession is not a good thing. You shouldn't be promoting it.
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Jun 5 2006, 08:02 PM
Wouldn't have said kinky. But judging by some posts made a while back, I'm sure you can guess the content.

Now Baby Jesus is crying. And Baby Lucifer. Daler Mehndi too. And he's made of the elements... he cries fire. You do not want to make Daler Mehndi cry.

Also, Daler Mehndi.
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Jun 6 2006, 02:50 PM
A porn obsession is not a good thing. You shouldn't be promoting it.

Are you talking to me?? The boy already has 4,500 pictures and 130 mpeg files ..... I don't think I can encourage him any more. And a porn obsession is not going to hurt him, with the exception of maybe stretching his wanker too much, and I'm sure he'll get over it once he looses his virginity, or gets married, whichever comes first. And a very wise man once told me that the secret to a happy marraige was to keep your porn, but don't let your wife know about it!!
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You really think either are likely to happen any time this century?

You have too much faith.
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Jun 6 2006, 03:35 PM
You really think either are likely to happen any time this century?

You have too much faith.

I have plenty of faith in you. I'm sure you can do it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who would have ever thought Nag would be a stud muffin?? Have hope, man.
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You wouldn't say that if you met me, but this topic is, once again, being horribly derailed by my mind-bending volume of smut.

Back on topic I say! Hyaaa!
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Oh come now Malkav, it's not that bad.

And things will pick up for ya Tony.
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Jun 6 2006, 03:10 PM
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Jun 6 2006, 02:50 PM
A porn obsession is not a good thing. You shouldn't be promoting it.

Are you talking to me?? The boy already has 4,500 pictures and 130 mpeg files ..... I don't think I can encourage him any more. And a porn obsession is not going to hurt him, with the exception of maybe stretching his wanker too much, and I'm sure he'll get over it once he looses his virginity, or gets married, whichever comes first. And a very wise man once told me that the secret to a happy marraige was to keep your porn, but don't let your wife know about it!!

I'm talking to everyone on this internet site. Porn is a bad thing. Go out and be the porn lol!
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Jun 7 2006, 05:36 AM
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Jun 6 2006, 03:10 PM
Catholic Europe
Jun 6 2006, 02:50 PM
A porn obsession is not a good thing. You shouldn't be promoting it.

Are you talking to me?? The boy already has 4,500 pictures and 130 mpeg files ..... I don't think I can encourage him any more. And a porn obsession is not going to hurt him, with the exception of maybe stretching his wanker too much, and I'm sure he'll get over it once he looses his virginity, or gets married, whichever comes first. And a very wise man once told me that the secret to a happy marraige was to keep your porn, but don't let your wife know about it!!

I'm talking to everyone on this internet site. Porn is a bad thing. Go out and be the porn lol!

Soooo, what's the name of your first movie. I'll put in an order. Let me guess, Lord of the Rings, Rimming the Hobbit? The Two Showers?? Gang Bang Frodo??
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Hahaha, yeah along those lines.
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Nag Ehgoeg
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There is a line. You two have crossed it.

Eww.

Seriously, keep it clean.
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Jun 7 2006, 12:47 PM
There is a line. You two have crossed it.

Eww.

Seriously, keep it clean.

OK, but don't get all namby pamby on us, OK?

Can I at least ask CE what his Porn Star Name is? Altho, his real name sounds close enough to a porn star name, so maybe he just uses that!!!
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Remind me to hose you two off when you're done.
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Jun 7 2006, 05:23 PM
Remind me to hose you two off when you're done.

Hmm, that actually sounds like fun! Oh, you mean a water hose, like in the garden. Oh, never mind.
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I'm just going to pop out to neuralise myself. I won't be long.
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