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Paradise has horrible beaches!
Topic Started: Apr 22 2006, 03:01 PM (1,151 Views)
Wadj
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I demand that this return to a humorous discussion of Paradise's crappy beaches.
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Yeah I agree.

Let's talk about the mutant monsters swimming freely in the Red Sea.
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Wadj
Apr 27 2006, 01:56 PM
I demand that this return to a humorous discussion of Paradise's crappy beaches.

Right you have young Padawan...

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*** Walks out to inspect beaches ***

"Ow, damn, broken glass. Ow, ow, ow, rusty nails. Ow, double damn, saftey pins from dirty diapers. Jeez, ow! Hypodermic needles!!"

"Well, at least the water looks clean."

*** Looks out to sea, only to watch a 900 ft oil tanker ship suddenly split in half, spilling it's full hold of crude only 300 yards from the beach ***
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Bubbling, sulfuric smelling water -- pure hydrochloric and sulfuric acid bathes. Poor ole retiree jumps head first into the "Red Sea"....siiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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"Oh my God, what is that thing in the water? It's a mutant shark!"
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Oh. So me being from Brum is just as bad as a political argument with Esternarx. I see how it is. That totally needed to be moved to a different thread. <_< :rolleyes:
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"In Paradise, we call seashells Flowers of the Prophet."

"What do you call the giant piles of asbestos?"
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Wadj
Apr 27 2006, 04:35 PM
"In Paradise, we call seashells Flowers of the Prophet."

"What do you call the giant piles of asbestos?"

"Lung cancer of the Prophet?"
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Apr 27 2006, 08:19 PM
Wadj
Apr 27 2006, 04:35 PM
"In Paradise, we call seashells Flowers of the Prophet."

"What do you call the giant piles of asbestos?"

"Lung cancer of the Prophet?"

:lol:
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Apr 27 2006, 07:07 PM
Oh. So me being from Brum is just as bad as a political argument with Esternarx. I see how it is. That totally needed to be moved to a different thread. <_< :rolleyes:

Actually, I like the Brum accent. I met a guy once from there, and I could understand him! Also, Tolken is from outside that town, and the Shire is based on that countryside, so good for you, Norightsia!!
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And the truth has been revealed... Norightsia's a hobbit! :blink:
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Apr 27 2006, 09:30 PM
And the truth has been revealed... Norightsia's a hobbit! :blink:

I'm not short! <_<
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Apr 27 2006, 09:28 PM
Norightsia
Apr 27 2006, 07:07 PM
Oh. So me being from Brum is just as bad as a political argument with Esternarx. I see how it is. That totally needed to be moved to a different thread. <_<  :rolleyes:

Actually, I like the Brum accent. I met a guy once from there, and I could understand him! Also, Tolken is from outside that town, and the Shire is based on that countryside, so good for you, Norightsia!!

Woah, the Shire is based on West Mislands?Cool! B)
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Apr 27 2006, 09:28 PM
Norightsia
Apr 27 2006, 07:07 PM
Oh. So me being from Brum is just as bad as a political argument with Esternarx. I see how it is. That totally needed to be moved to a different thread. <_<  :rolleyes:

Actually, I like the Brum accent. I met a guy once from there, and I could understand him! Also, Tolken is from outside that town, and the Shire is based on that countryside, so good for you, Norightsia!!

You like that accent..... :blink:

It's second worst accent, after scouse.
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Come to the beautifull beaches of Burgundy!...
Hmmm Burgundy have not Beaches...
Its for this that they are beautifull
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Apr 27 2006, 09:49 PM
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Apr 27 2006, 09:30 PM
And the truth has been revealed...  Norightsia's a hobbit!  :blink:

I'm not short! <_<

So you're a hobbit with glandular problems! Betchya got hairy feet!! :lol: :lol:
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Official notice from the World Health Organization:

All beaches of Paradise are hereby condemned indefinately. Water qualities are unexceptable for sustaining life, and are actually poisonous. The beaches contain more litter and sharp objects than sand and should not be touched. This order goes into effect immediately.

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Apr 28 2006, 10:41 AM
Official notice from the World Health Organization:

All beaches of Paradise are hereby condemned indefinately. Water qualities are unexceptable for sustaining life, and are actually poisonous. The beaches contain more litter and sharp objects than sand and should not be touched. This order goes into effect immediately.

Darn, there go my vacation plans!
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Apr 28 2006, 09:34 AM
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Apr 27 2006, 09:49 PM
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Apr 27 2006, 09:30 PM
And the truth has been revealed...  Norightsia's a hobbit!  :blink:

I'm not short! <_<

So you're a hobbit with glandular problems! Betchya got hairy feet!! :lol: :lol:

Nope. B)

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It's second worst accent, after scouse.


That's a tad drastic. Its not that bad. <_<
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Newsflash: Paradise is also on the last page for most eco-friendly governments! Looks like Allah doesn't give a damn about mother Earth... :D
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Apr 28 2006, 08:25 PM
Newsflash: Paradise is also on the last page for most eco-friendly governments! Looks like Allah doesn't give a damn about mother Earth... :D

I don't either! ^_^ ;) :huh: :o :( :cry: :wacko:
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Apr 28 2006, 07:07 PM
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It's second worst accent, after scouse.


That's a tad drastic. Its not that bad. <_<

It's terrible!
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Apr 29 2006, 10:16 AM
Norightsia
Apr 28 2006, 07:07 PM
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It's second worst accent, after scouse.


That's a tad drastic. Its not that bad. <_<

It's terrible!

Says you! :P
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Yeah, says me lol!
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