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| Paradise has horrible beaches! | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 22 2006, 03:01 PM (1,151 Views) | |
| Wadj | Apr 27 2006, 01:56 PM Post #26 |
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I demand that this return to a humorous discussion of Paradise's crappy beaches. |
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| Paradise | Apr 27 2006, 02:21 PM Post #27 |
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Yeah I agree. Let's talk about the mutant monsters swimming freely in the Red Sea. |
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| Filo | Apr 27 2006, 02:22 PM Post #28 |
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Right you have young Padawan... Posted Image |
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| New Harumf | Apr 27 2006, 02:31 PM Post #29 |
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*** Walks out to inspect beaches *** "Ow, damn, broken glass. Ow, ow, ow, rusty nails. Ow, double damn, saftey pins from dirty diapers. Jeez, ow! Hypodermic needles!!" "Well, at least the water looks clean." *** Looks out to sea, only to watch a 900 ft oil tanker ship suddenly split in half, spilling it's full hold of crude only 300 yards from the beach *** |
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| The CNNP | Apr 27 2006, 04:32 PM Post #30 |
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Bubbling, sulfuric smelling water -- pure hydrochloric and sulfuric acid bathes. Poor ole retiree jumps head first into the "Red Sea"....siiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! |
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| Quaon | Apr 27 2006, 05:13 PM Post #31 |
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"Oh my God, what is that thing in the water? It's a mutant shark!" |
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| Noriega | Apr 27 2006, 07:07 PM Post #32 |
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Oh. So me being from Brum is just as bad as a political argument with Esternarx. I see how it is. That totally needed to be moved to a different thread. <_< :rolleyes: |
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| Wadj | Apr 27 2006, 07:35 PM Post #33 |
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"In Paradise, we call seashells Flowers of the Prophet." "What do you call the giant piles of asbestos?" |
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| Assassin | Apr 27 2006, 08:19 PM Post #34 |
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"Lung cancer of the Prophet?" |
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| Noriega | Apr 27 2006, 08:31 PM Post #35 |
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:lol: |
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| New Harumf | Apr 27 2006, 09:28 PM Post #36 |
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Actually, I like the Brum accent. I met a guy once from there, and I could understand him! Also, Tolken is from outside that town, and the Shire is based on that countryside, so good for you, Norightsia!! |
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| Rhadamanthus | Apr 27 2006, 09:30 PM Post #37 |
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And the truth has been revealed... Norightsia's a hobbit! :blink: |
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| Noriega | Apr 27 2006, 09:49 PM Post #38 |
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I'm not short! <_< |
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| Noriega | Apr 27 2006, 09:51 PM Post #39 |
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Woah, the Shire is based on West Mislands?Cool! B) |
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| Catholic Europe | Apr 28 2006, 05:15 AM Post #40 |
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You like that accent..... :blink: It's second worst accent, after scouse. |
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| Filo | Apr 28 2006, 07:44 AM Post #41 |
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Pubblicità Progresso Come to the beautifull beaches of Burgundy!... Hmmm Burgundy have not Beaches... Its for this that they are beautifull |
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| New Harumf | Apr 28 2006, 09:34 AM Post #42 |
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So you're a hobbit with glandular problems! Betchya got hairy feet!! :lol: :lol: |
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| New Harumf | Apr 28 2006, 09:41 AM Post #43 |
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Official notice from the World Health Organization: All beaches of Paradise are hereby condemned indefinately. Water qualities are unexceptable for sustaining life, and are actually poisonous. The beaches contain more litter and sharp objects than sand and should not be touched. This order goes into effect immediately. |
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| Rhadamanthus | Apr 28 2006, 12:31 PM Post #44 |
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Darn, there go my vacation plans! |
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| Noriega | Apr 28 2006, 07:07 PM Post #45 |
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Nope. B)
That's a tad drastic. Its not that bad. <_< |
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| Quaon | Apr 28 2006, 08:25 PM Post #46 |
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Newsflash: Paradise is also on the last page for most eco-friendly governments! Looks like Allah doesn't give a damn about mother Earth... :D |
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| Noriega | Apr 28 2006, 11:02 PM Post #47 |
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I don't either! ^_^ ;) :huh: :o :( :cry: :wacko: |
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| Catholic Europe | Apr 29 2006, 10:16 AM Post #48 |
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It's terrible! |
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| Noriega | Apr 29 2006, 01:45 PM Post #49 |
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Says you! :P |
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| Catholic Europe | Apr 29 2006, 02:07 PM Post #50 |
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Yeah, says me lol! |
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