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Paradise has horrible beaches!
Topic Started: Apr 22 2006, 03:01 PM (1,149 Views)
Quaon
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It's no Paradise...Paradise is on the second to last page of the UN rankings.
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Paradise is a paradise on Earth. The UN is the tool of the Devil.

^_^
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Quaon
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Paradise
Apr 22 2006, 03:37 PM
Paradise is a paradise on Earth. The UN is the tool of the Devil.

^_^

Not what my tourists say... :D
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The CNNP
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Oh my God, please remove the beer bottle from the bottom of my foot please doctor? I can't stand it anymore. :D
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Quaon
Apr 22 2006, 03:40 PM
Paradise
Apr 22 2006, 03:37 PM
Paradise is a paradise on Earth. The UN is the tool of the Devil.

^_^

Not what my tourists say... :D

Your tourists are heretics. How can we take them seriously? ^_^
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Apr 22 2006, 04:43 PM
Oh my God, please remove the beer bottle from the bottom of my foot please doctor? I can't stand it anymore. :D

I don't think there are beer bottles in Paradise :P
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Apr 22 2006, 03:43 PM
Oh my God, please remove the beer bottle from the bottom of my foot please doctor? I can't stand it anymore. :D

You can go to the beach, but swimming is forbidden. You wouldn't want to get a cancer by swimming in our fluorescent green waters ^_^
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The Resplendent Dawn
Apr 22 2006, 03:58 PM
The CNNP
Apr 22 2006, 04:43 PM
Oh my God, please remove the beer bottle from the bottom of my foot please doctor?  I can't stand it anymore. :D

I don't think there are beer bottles in Paradise :P

No, but we have Mekka Cola ^_^
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Quaon
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Paradise
Apr 22 2006, 04:01 PM
The Resplendent Dawn
Apr 22 2006, 03:58 PM
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Apr 22 2006, 04:43 PM
Oh my God, please remove the beer bottle from the bottom of my foot please doctor?  I can't stand it anymore. :D

I don't think there are beer bottles in Paradise :P

No, but we have Mekka Cola ^_^

Aww...no Jihad Soda? (Serously, read the Prayers for the Assasin, you'll understand why Jihad Cola is the pwnzor!) :P
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Noriega
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This thread is the epitome of pointlessness. <_< ...Perfect! :D
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How can you swim in burkas and sheets anyway??
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Apr 23 2006, 05:29 AM
How can you swim in burkas and sheets anyway??

:lol:
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Apr 23 2006, 05:29 AM
How can you swim in burkas and sheets anyway??

I think they have designed a suitable enough swimming costume for women.
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Catholic Europe
Apr 23 2006, 07:30 AM
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Apr 23 2006, 05:29 AM
How can you swim in burkas and sheets anyway??

I think they have designed a suitable enough swimming costume for women.

Or you just have separate swimming facilities for women and men like we geniuses in Al Araam do. Women arent allowed to swim in public (i.e. at the beach) though. That would be terribly indecent.
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Terribly indecent indeed. Saying that, you won't find Catholic European women swimming at beaches either. Culture rather than legislation though which prohibits them.
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Filo
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Bactria have no Shore...Burundy neither...
And Magnolia...well magnolia have Mississippi river :D
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Apr 24 2006, 08:56 AM
Bactria have no Shore...Burundy neither...
And Magnolia...well magnolia have Mississippi river :D

If you try to swim in the Mississippi down there, you'll end up in the Gulf of Mexico in about 20 minutes!!
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Apr 24 2006, 09:07 AM
Filo
Apr 24 2006, 08:56 AM
Bactria have no Shore...Burundy neither...
And Magnolia...well magnolia have Mississippi river :D

If you try to swim in the Mississippi down there, you'll end up in the Gulf of Mexico in about 20 minutes!!

Simple way to go to Beach i think... :huh:
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Filo
Apr 24 2006, 09:30 AM
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Apr 24 2006, 09:07 AM
Filo
Apr 24 2006, 08:56 AM
Bactria have no Shore...Burundy neither...
And Magnolia...well magnolia have Mississippi river :D

If you try to swim in the Mississippi down there, you'll end up in the Gulf of Mexico in about 20 minutes!!

Simple way to go to Beach i think... :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude, that was AWESOME!
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Apr 24 2006, 04:13 PM
Filo
Apr 24 2006, 09:30 AM
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Apr 24 2006, 09:07 AM
Filo
Apr 24 2006, 08:56 AM
Bactria have no Shore...Burundy neither...
And Magnolia...well magnolia have Mississippi river :D

If you try to swim in the Mississippi down there, you'll end up in the Gulf of Mexico in about 20 minutes!!

Simple way to go to Beach i think... :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude, that was AWESOME!

No need to get over-excited there FB. ;)
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Well, then women of paradise could swim in full wet suits, you know the kinda with the masks.

I want to get certified to dive so badly, I'll eventually get around to it. Perhaps next summer.
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Why bother with certification. Get the stuff, jump in, the water's fine! :ph43r:
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Well I would but from what I've been told you have to be certified to be able to get your oxygen tanks refilled, or somethnig along those lines. Besides, it's kinda like truck driving, sure I could just go and get the license but you learn so much more by taking the class.
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Free Britain
Apr 24 2006, 04:13 PM
Filo
Apr 24 2006, 09:30 AM
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Apr 24 2006, 09:07 AM
Filo
Apr 24 2006, 08:56 AM
Bactria have no Shore...Burundy neither...
And Magnolia...well magnolia have Mississippi river :D

If you try to swim in the Mississippi down there, you'll end up in the Gulf of Mexico in about 20 minutes!!

Simple way to go to Beach i think... :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude, that was AWESOME!

Oh thanks very much... :shy:
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Apr 25 2006, 10:19 AM
Well I would but from what I've been told you have to be certified to be able to get your oxygen tanks refilled, or somethnig along those lines. Besides, it's kinda like truck driving, sure I could just go and get the license but you learn so much more by taking the class.

Yup, you need to have your dive cert in order to rent equipment or get your tanks refilled. Plus there are some things included in the class you really should know, like how the basic equipment works and how it's maintained, what to do if something goes wrong when your underwater, and how to work a dive table so you don't get the bends.

I am certified with PADI and the cert course at the local dive shop was very informative. It's not difficult and it's actually quite fun, so I highly reccomend you get certified.
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