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Topic Started: Apr 17 2006, 12:27 PM (2,144 Views)
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Norightsia
Apr 28 2006, 09:10 PM
TheNeoRomanEmpire
Apr 28 2006, 08:36 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Apr 28 2006, 02:58 PM
I'm sorry, but it is kinda funny. I laughed so hard at the end of Brokeback that coke flew out my nose - it was an obvious ending to a powerfully moving film. We cremated my gran against her will.

The point is - if there's the christain afterlife, then when you die you go to paradise or have bigger problems than someone not forfilling your last wish.

If there's no afterlife... well you're dead, it doesn't matter.

That's why I've planned my funeral to be fun and cheap so there's no reason not to do things my way.

Well, I plan to be put in a Moslem (sp?).

As for the service, it's going to be a 24-hour kegger complete with all the fixins and a video sing a long with yours truly. The words will appear at the bottom of the screen and a little bouncy ball with bounce from one word to the next at the time at which you are required to sing it....it'll be great. PLUS it'll be all free to the guest. My obit will be more like an advertisement than an actually obit in the paper :lol:

Mausoleum. Moslem is how my dad spells Muslim lol. :lol:

Well nobodies perfect :P
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Apr 28 2006, 12:01 PM
Yeah, I thought the ending was a little schmaltzy. However, I could identify with it. My lover's brother died of AIDS, and he wanted his ashes scattered over San Francisco Bay, but his mother ignored his wishes and burried them in her plot in a graveyard in Dallas. It really kinda pissed us off, because we knew what his last wish was, and she just ignored it. That sucks.

He didn't die of AID's though...he was murdered.
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TheNeoRomanEmpire
Apr 29 2006, 09:23 AM
Norightsia
Apr 28 2006, 09:10 PM
TheNeoRomanEmpire
Apr 28 2006, 08:36 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Apr 28 2006, 02:58 PM
I'm sorry, but it is kinda funny. I laughed so hard at the end of Brokeback that coke flew out my nose - it was an obvious ending to a powerfully moving film. We cremated my gran against her will.

The point is - if there's the christain afterlife, then when you die you go to paradise or have bigger problems than someone not forfilling your last wish.

If there's no afterlife... well you're dead, it doesn't matter.

That's why I've planned my funeral to be fun and cheap so there's no reason not to do things my way.

Well, I plan to be put in a Moslem (sp?).

As for the service, it's going to be a 24-hour kegger complete with all the fixins and a video sing a long with yours truly. The words will appear at the bottom of the screen and a little bouncy ball with bounce from one word to the next at the time at which you are required to sing it....it'll be great. PLUS it'll be all free to the guest. My obit will be more like an advertisement than an actually obit in the paper :lol:

Mausoleum. Moslem is how my dad spells Muslim lol. :lol:

Well nobodies perfect :P

But seriously. Sound it out man! :P :P :P :P
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NRE is quite famous, IMO, for his bad spelling. We should expect it from him lol. They don't have education to 18 in his part of America. Have to go farm the fields or whatever they do. :P ;)
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Apr 29 2006, 02:17 PM
NRE is quite famous, IMO, for his bad spelling. We should expect it from him lol. They don't have education to 18 in his part of America. Have to go farm the fields or whatever they do. :P ;)

Tip cows!!

I want to be put in a sack and tossed in the trash. I really don't care what they do with my body. But what if your brain doesn't die, and you know what's happening, and they put you in the creamatorium to burn you, and your brain knows, and you can feel it, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :cry:

Yeah, strippers and cheap vodka are better.
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What you going on about?
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Proof, should we need it, that CE doesn't read threads he replies to.

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Nag Ehgoeg
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To Kiensland: Other than the fact that I plan to be cremated, that's pretty much right. Have I told you my funeral plans before?
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Dunno. But it was an educated guess.
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Kiensland
Apr 29 2006, 06:20 PM
Proof, should we need it, that CE doesn't read threads he replies to.

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That's how he gets his insane post count. I think we all can learn something from CE. And then destroy him with his own knowledge... :gnarkgnark:
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Well, your technique is to spam lol! At least I give the impression of contributing something more than a smiley face. :P
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If we eliminated all of your "I don't get it" and, "what do you mean", and "Huh?" posts, you'd be under 1,000 CE.
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Apr 30 2006, 05:51 PM
If we eliminated all of your "I don't get it" and, "what do you mean", and "Huh?" posts, you'd be under 1,000 CE.

That's not true at all.
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w00t!! 2 hickies... need I say more!? :shy: :gnarkgnark:
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:rolleyes: ...sounds like someone is moving up in the world....you went out and bought a tractor didn't you?


I told you if you've got a J-deer parked out front it's like a magnet. :wub: ;) ^_^
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May 22 2006, 10:48 PM
w00t!! 2 hickies... need I say more!? :shy: :gnarkgnark:

Hahaha, I remember when I used to be after a hickey. Haven't had one since April, thank God.
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Hickeys are a pain in the butt! People alwyas see them and start to get into your buisness.

Odd fact: Take a pencil and rub a hicky with the eraser fairly hard. The hickey will go away.
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Or rub toothpaste on it.
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May 22 2006, 10:48 PM
w00t!! 2 hickies... need I say more!? :shy: :gnarkgnark:

Same girl??

Did truth and honesy win out over lies and deciet?? Gosh, I hope so! :o
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May 23 2006, 10:17 AM
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May 22 2006, 10:48 PM
w00t!! 2 hickies... need I say more!? :shy:  :gnarkgnark:

Same girl??

Did truth and honesy win out over lies and deciet?? Gosh, I hope so! :o

ummm... no... not that girl... i wish... sighs...

Either way, there's more to my story:

After things didn't work out with the first girl, (which I will from now on refer to as girl A), this other girl, (girl B), asked me out. Girl B is really nice and smart and fairly good-looking but I had always thought of her as a friend and nothing more. I said 'yes' but then all of her friends and my friends, who happen to be the same people, started to pressure us into going way too fast and I ended up breaking it off after less than a day. We still hang out and the friendship wasn't damaged by it.

Not long after I broke up with Girl B, I went over to this girl's house, (Girl C), with a few friends. We watched a couple movies and being the horny 16-year-old bastard I am, and Girl C being the flirty little slut that she is, we ended up making out. I don't even like Girl C, dammit! The next day at school, Girl B saw the hickeys and all hell broke loose. No... not all hell... she basically just started ignoring me and it really sucks because I never meant to hurt her, she's like the nicest person ever... :(
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May 23 2006, 03:22 PM
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May 23 2006, 10:17 AM
Esternarx
May 22 2006, 10:48 PM
w00t!! 2 hickies... need I say more!? :shy:  :gnarkgnark:

Same girl??

Did truth and honesy win out over lies and deciet?? Gosh, I hope so! :o

ummm... no... not that girl... i wish... sighs...

Either way, there's more to my story:

After things didn't work out with the first girl, (which I will from now on refer to as girl A), this other girl, (girl B), asked me out. Girl B is really nice and smart and fairly good-looking but I had always thought of her as a friend and nothing more. I said 'yes' but then all of her friends and my friends, who happen to be the same people, started to pressure us into going way too fast and I ended up breaking it off after less than a day. We still hang out and the friendship wasn't damaged by it.

Not long after I broke up with Girl B, I went over to this girl's house, (Girl C), with a few friends. We watched a couple movies and being the horny 16-year-old bastard I am, and Girl C being the flirty little slut that she is, we ended up making out. I don't even like Girl C, dammit! The next day at school, Girl B saw the hickeys and all hell broke loose. No... not all hell... she basically just started ignoring me and it really sucks because I never meant to hurt her, she's like the nicest person ever... :(

That's terrible! :o You are living my worst nightmare lol.

Sorry. :unsure:
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Go with the slut. Make girl B jealose.
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Nag Ehgoeg
May 24 2006, 05:21 AM
Go with the slut. Make girl B jealose.

Here, here! I agree.
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May 24 2006, 09:48 AM
Nag Ehgoeg
May 24 2006, 05:21 AM
Go with the slut. Make girl B jealose.

Here, here! I agree.

Amen. ^_^
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Or we could all be good little people and extol the virtues of chastity.
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