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| Topic Started: Apr 17 2006, 12:27 PM (2,145 Views) | |
| Nag Ehgoeg | Apr 26 2006, 04:25 AM Post #151 |
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Aww I'm sorry man. |
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| Catholic Europe | Apr 26 2006, 08:22 AM Post #152 |
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I've never been cow tipping. Don't think I've ever even seen a cow in the flesh. |
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| New Harumf | Apr 26 2006, 09:22 AM Post #153 |
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Within 4 miles of my place we have many, many cows, buffalo, pigs, llamas, goats, sheep, mink, and osteriches!! We must get CE out on the farm, likker him up, and point him toward a cow. "Go tip that cow!" I would laugh my ass off!! Hey, then maybe we can take him snark hunting?? What do you say, NRE? |
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| Catholic Europe | Apr 26 2006, 09:53 AM Post #154 |
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I don't do countryside. |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Apr 26 2006, 04:31 PM Post #155 |
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I have never tipped a cow, and for legal reasons I'd never admit to it even if I had, but a friend of mine said it's actually quite difficult because cows are heavy and bulky. [Edit] And also, my girlfriend lives right next to a prison farm. |
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| NRE | Apr 26 2006, 05:37 PM Post #156 |
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that sounds like one hell of a time. :lol: An come on CE, the ole fresh air would do you some good. Cool breezes, lazy afternoons, all the lemonade and ice tea you can drink, mud bogs, 4-wheelin, and of course cow tippin. An yes those bastards are hard to tip, especially when you're three sheets in the wind, but that's half the fun. We'll if we're all set, I'ma gonna get my overalls and meet yall out there. ;) :uglysmile: |
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| New Harumf | Apr 26 2006, 06:43 PM Post #157 |
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Don't forget the snark hunt! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Noriega | Apr 26 2006, 07:37 PM Post #158 |
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Mink you say? Think you could make me a pimp coat? :shy: |
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| New Harumf | Apr 27 2006, 09:59 AM Post #159 |
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These mink are way too alive, and there are big ole dogs protecting the place. I think not! |
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| Noriega | Apr 27 2006, 06:52 PM Post #160 |
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:cry: |
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| Assassin | Apr 27 2006, 08:15 PM Post #161 |
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Its all about the pimp walk. Everything else is secondary. |
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| Noriega | Apr 27 2006, 09:05 PM Post #162 |
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I can dig it. |
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| NRE | Apr 27 2006, 09:42 PM Post #163 |
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Well yall might have the "pimp walk" but around my parts it's all about the cowboy hat ;) |
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| Catholic Europe | Apr 28 2006, 05:37 AM Post #164 |
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Lol, you all into Brokeback mountain then! :P ;) |
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| New Harumf | Apr 28 2006, 10:14 AM Post #165 |
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I finally saw it. |
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| NRE | Apr 28 2006, 10:41 AM Post #166 |
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As did I, and I didn't completely like the ending, but other than that it was good. |
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| New Harumf | Apr 28 2006, 12:01 PM Post #167 |
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Yeah, I thought the ending was a little schmaltzy. However, I could identify with it. My lover's brother died of AIDS, and he wanted his ashes scattered over San Francisco Bay, but his mother ignored his wishes and burried them in her plot in a graveyard in Dallas. It really kinda pissed us off, because we knew what his last wish was, and she just ignored it. That sucks. |
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| Kiensland | Apr 28 2006, 01:50 PM Post #168 |
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Daddy! There's a burnt hand in my sandcastle! :o |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Apr 28 2006, 03:54 PM Post #169 |
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LMAO! |
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| New Harumf | Apr 28 2006, 04:18 PM Post #170 |
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I'm glad to see you boys think the dying wish of someone with AIDS is so funny. You are both such wits!! |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | Apr 28 2006, 04:58 PM Post #171 |
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I'm sorry, but it is kinda funny. I laughed so hard at the end of Brokeback that coke flew out my nose - it was an obvious ending to a powerfully moving film. We cremated my gran against her will. The point is - if there's the christain afterlife, then when you die you go to paradise or have bigger problems than someone not forfilling your last wish. If there's no afterlife... well you're dead, it doesn't matter. That's why I've planned my funeral to be fun and cheap so there's no reason not to do things my way. |
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| Noriega | Apr 28 2006, 07:59 PM Post #172 |
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That's a rather bleak outlook. :unsure: |
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| NRE | Apr 28 2006, 08:36 PM Post #173 |
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Well, I plan to be put in a Moslem (sp?). As for the service, it's going to be a 24-hour kegger complete with all the fixins and a video sing a long with yours truly. The words will appear at the bottom of the screen and a little bouncy ball with bounce from one word to the next at the time at which you are required to sing it....it'll be great. PLUS it'll be all free to the guest. My obit will be more like an advertisement than an actually obit in the paper :lol: |
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| Noriega | Apr 28 2006, 11:10 PM Post #174 |
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Mausoleum. Moslem is how my dad spells Muslim lol. :lol: |
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| Kiensland | Apr 29 2006, 04:53 AM Post #175 |
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Hurrah for cheap vodka, a shallow grave and strippers! |
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