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Topic Started: Apr 17 2006, 12:27 PM (2,142 Views)
Catholic Europe
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You've never had a 1 night stand?
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No, actually. The several times I had the opportunity I was drunk, and she was wasted. I had a moral decision, and I decided to not go for it. Bad case of honestly and ;good guy' qualities I guess.
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Well, that is amazing lol. I thought everyone had had one night stands....
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:lol: Guess I proved your theory wrong.

I'm sure one day I will. I'm just not rushing for it. I can always just go to a girlfriends house and get some if I felt the urge. B)
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I haven't, Jamie.

But that's to be expected, really.
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CE's theory is unapplicable to geeks :lol:
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CE is just a whore. I never had a one night stand until I was about 25. Well, 24. Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women. Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true. As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!
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May 25 2006, 09:54 AM
Nag Ehgoeg
May 25 2006, 06:35 AM

Now if you really can't stand Girl C then obviously this is bad advice.  If you had a little senseless fun, then have a bit more. Maybe she'll suck on something that isn't you neck.

Oh, come on, Nag, he's only 16 for goodness sake! Not everyone was like you and being handcuffed naked to beds and getting your weenie roasted while an 8 inch strap-on was being used on you. Let's get to first base here before we attempt the home run, OK??

Heh...

I meant tounge. Honest.

And 16 is old enough. How old do you think most of my s... exual partners have been?
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Nag Ehgoeg
May 25 2006, 03:47 PM
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May 25 2006, 09:54 AM
Nag Ehgoeg
May 25 2006, 06:35 AM

Now if you really can't stand Girl C then obviously this is bad advice.  If you had a little senseless fun, then have a bit more. Maybe she'll suck on something that isn't you neck.

Oh, come on, Nag, he's only 16 for goodness sake! Not everyone was like you and being handcuffed naked to beds and getting your weenie roasted while an 8 inch strap-on was being used on you. Let's get to first base here before we attempt the home run, OK??

Heh...

I meant tounge. Honest.

And 16 is old enough. How old do you think most of my s... exual partners have been?

Hmm, well, if you really want me to guess . . . . . from 15 to 17, average age was probably 27. Since then, average age has probably been 16 1/3.
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Nag Ehgoeg
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Very close actually.
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I am as much of a sex hound as CE... :shy:

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May 25 2006, 04:27 PM
Very close actually.

I remember your old posts. I think I am very close to accurate!!
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May 25 2006, 09:51 AM
What amazes me is that you seem to hang around with a lot of girls, which is fantastic at 16. When I was 16 the only guys that hung around with a lot of girls were the theater types, and they were all "safe" if you know what I mean. You've obviously got a lot going for you, but you have one problem - once you become "one of the girls" you can't shake the gaggle, and they all want to tag along, and that WILL ruin your dating life.

Maybe you need to join 4H, or some sport to distance yourself from the pack, so when you ask someone out, it is just you and her, and not the whole "gang."?

No offense, but a lot has changed since you were 16. Most of the guys I know hang out with girls girls girls... Well, either times have changed or Austin TX is just a really awesome town... Either way, its not that big of a deal, about half my friends are girls...

As far as joining sports, meh... I don't like any sports really, besides swimming, and my school's swim team sucks... and if I wanted to be alone with one of the girls I know, it wouldn't be hard...

But, Girl A is leaving.... :cry: :cry: :( :cry:

Oh well... I'll get over her easier now that I'm not seeing her and talking with her everyday... :unsure: at least... i hope so... :(
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May 25 2006, 07:51 AM
What I was trying to say, before everyone jumps to conclusion, is the next time you have a hickey, and the girl that DIDN'T give it to you sees it, just say, "Oh, my damn older brother/sister was beating me up and gave me that, the asshole!"

Worked for me!!

Now, why did you dump girl B?? It was peer pressure? Don't ever be dumb like that again. As they kid you, make jokes, or try to make something out of nothing, just laugh along, and then do what you want.

What amazes me is that you seem to hang around with a lot of girls, which is fantastic at 16. When I was 16 the only guys that hung around with a lot of girls were the theater types, and they were all "safe" if you know what I mean. You've obviously got a lot going for you, but you have one problem - once you become "one of the girls" you can't shake the gaggle, and they all want to tag along, and that WILL ruin your dating life.

Maybe you need to join 4H, or some sport to distance yourself from the pack, so when you ask someone out, it is just you and her, and not the whole "gang."?

Or there's always, "Oh...that, it's nothing. I got into a fist fight with the vacuum cleaner yesterday. Long story short, don't pick a fight with a vacuum cleaner. They fight dirty. But if you think I look a little tattered, you should see that vacuum cleaner."

Much better than the akward situation that had to be. :P
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L..M..F..A..O.. :lol: This whole thread... just... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Edit: By the way, thank you all for the birthday thread. I just read it. I really, really need to travel outside the Middle East forum :o.

-=Begins exploring=-

Edit: Meh, part dos. I'm a male :o (in regard to Nag's question).
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May 25 2006, 02:45 PM
CE is just a whore. I never had a one night stand until I was about 25. Well, 24. Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women. Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true. As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....
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May 26 2006, 05:14 AM
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May 25 2006, 02:45 PM
CE is just a whore.  I never had a one night stand until I was about 25.  Well, 24.  Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women.  Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true.  As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....

True, CE doesn't get paid...
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May 26 2006, 10:01 AM
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May 25 2006, 02:45 PM
CE is just a whore.  I never had a one night stand until I was about 25.  Well, 24.  Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women.  Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true.  As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....

True, CE doesn't get paid...

He never said anything about getting paid.

And, anyways, was a private comment between me and New Harumf lol.
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May 25 2006, 10:56 AM
No, actually. The several times I had the opportunity I was drunk, and she was wasted. I had a moral decision, and I decided to not go for it. Bad case of honestly and ;good guy' qualities I guess.

Been there and bought that t-shirt.
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May 26 2006, 05:14 AM
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CE is just a whore.  I never had a one night stand until I was about 25.  Well, 24.  Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women.  Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true.  As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....

It was deliberate!
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May 26 2006, 10:34 AM
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May 26 2006, 10:01 AM
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May 25 2006, 02:45 PM
CE is just a whore.  I never had a one night stand until I was about 25.  Well, 24.  Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women.  Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true.  As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....

True, CE doesn't get paid...

He never said anything about getting paid.

And, anyways, was a private comment between me and New Harumf lol.

The joke was... whores get paid, but CE doesn't... <_< nvm
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May 26 2006, 10:47 AM
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May 25 2006, 02:45 PM
CE is just a whore.  I never had a one night stand until I was about 25.  Well, 24.  Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women.  Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true.  As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....

It was deliberate!

I guessed that lol! I was just beign cryptic for the others....but anyways. :rolleyes:
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May 26 2006, 10:55 AM
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May 26 2006, 10:34 AM
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May 25 2006, 02:45 PM
CE is just a whore.  I never had a one night stand until I was about 25.  Well, 24.  Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women.  Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true.  As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....

True, CE doesn't get paid...

He never said anything about getting paid.

And, anyways, was a private comment between me and New Harumf lol.

The joke was... whores get paid, but CE doesn't... <_< nvm

Yeah! I got that!
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We all got it....
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May 26 2006, 11:12 AM
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May 26 2006, 10:47 AM
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May 25 2006, 02:45 PM
CE is just a whore.  I never had a one night stand until I was about 25.  Well, 24.  Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women.  Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol:

No that's not true.  As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!!

You made a mistake in that post....

It was deliberate!

I guessed that lol! I was just beign cryptic for the others....but anyways. :rolleyes:

What is it with CE and the good posting recently?

Who are you and what have you done with CE!

(PS: That was hilarious [both comments, but CE's more])
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