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| Topic Started: Apr 17 2006, 12:27 PM (2,142 Views) | |
| Catholic Europe | May 25 2006, 10:54 AM Post #226 |
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You've never had a 1 night stand? |
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| Assassin | May 25 2006, 10:56 AM Post #227 |
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No, actually. The several times I had the opportunity I was drunk, and she was wasted. I had a moral decision, and I decided to not go for it. Bad case of honestly and ;good guy' qualities I guess. |
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| Catholic Europe | May 25 2006, 11:04 AM Post #228 |
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Well, that is amazing lol. I thought everyone had had one night stands.... |
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| Assassin | May 25 2006, 11:17 AM Post #229 |
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:lol: Guess I proved your theory wrong. I'm sure one day I will. I'm just not rushing for it. I can always just go to a girlfriends house and get some if I felt the urge. B) |
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| Kiensland | May 25 2006, 02:17 PM Post #230 |
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Apathetic Lizardman
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I haven't, Jamie. But that's to be expected, really. |
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| Paradise | May 25 2006, 02:23 PM Post #231 |
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Resident bureaucrat
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CE's theory is unapplicable to geeks :lol: |
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| New Harumf | May 25 2006, 02:45 PM Post #232 |
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CE is just a whore. I never had a one night stand until I was about 25. Well, 24. Not everyone is as much a sex hound as you are, and willing to take advantage of drunken women. Now, if I had the opportunity.................... :lol: No that's not true. As a matter of fact, my lover and I dated for 6 months before we "did it"!!! |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | May 25 2006, 03:47 PM Post #233 |
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The Devil's Advocate
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Heh... I meant tounge. Honest. And 16 is old enough. How old do you think most of my s... exual partners have been? |
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| New Harumf | May 25 2006, 04:12 PM Post #234 |
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Hmm, well, if you really want me to guess . . . . . from 15 to 17, average age was probably 27. Since then, average age has probably been 16 1/3. |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | May 25 2006, 04:27 PM Post #235 |
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The Devil's Advocate
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Very close actually. |
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| Noriega | May 25 2006, 05:36 PM Post #236 |
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I am as much of a sex hound as CE... :shy: |
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| New Harumf | May 25 2006, 08:51 PM Post #237 |
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I remember your old posts. I think I am very close to accurate!! |
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| East Anarx | May 25 2006, 09:24 PM Post #238 |
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No offense, but a lot has changed since you were 16. Most of the guys I know hang out with girls girls girls... Well, either times have changed or Austin TX is just a really awesome town... Either way, its not that big of a deal, about half my friends are girls... As far as joining sports, meh... I don't like any sports really, besides swimming, and my school's swim team sucks... and if I wanted to be alone with one of the girls I know, it wouldn't be hard... But, Girl A is leaving.... :cry: :cry: :( :cry: Oh well... I'll get over her easier now that I'm not seeing her and talking with her everyday... :unsure: at least... i hope so... :( |
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| Al Araam | May 26 2006, 12:05 AM Post #239 |
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Or there's always, "Oh...that, it's nothing. I got into a fist fight with the vacuum cleaner yesterday. Long story short, don't pick a fight with a vacuum cleaner. They fight dirty. But if you think I look a little tattered, you should see that vacuum cleaner." Much better than the akward situation that had to be. :P |
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| Idaniztani Diplomat | May 26 2006, 03:06 AM Post #240 |
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Chancellor Danez Egavas
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L..M..F..A..O.. :lol: This whole thread... just... :lol: :lol: :lol: Edit: By the way, thank you all for the birthday thread. I just read it. I really, really need to travel outside the Middle East forum :o. -=Begins exploring=- Edit: Meh, part dos. I'm a male :o (in regard to Nag's question). |
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| Catholic Europe | May 26 2006, 05:14 AM Post #241 |
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You made a mistake in that post.... |
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| East Anarx | May 26 2006, 10:01 AM Post #242 |
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Anarchitect
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True, CE doesn't get paid... |
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| Catholic Europe | May 26 2006, 10:34 AM Post #243 |
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He never said anything about getting paid. And, anyways, was a private comment between me and New Harumf lol. |
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| Syawla | May 26 2006, 10:43 AM Post #244 |
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Pleasuring a cucumber with butter
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Been there and bought that t-shirt. |
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| New Harumf | May 26 2006, 10:47 AM Post #245 |
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Bloodthirsty Unicorn
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It was deliberate! |
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| East Anarx | May 26 2006, 10:55 AM Post #246 |
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Anarchitect
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The joke was... whores get paid, but CE doesn't... <_< nvm |
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| Catholic Europe | May 26 2006, 11:12 AM Post #247 |
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I guessed that lol! I was just beign cryptic for the others....but anyways. :rolleyes: |
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| Noriega | May 26 2006, 01:40 PM Post #248 |
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Yeah! I got that! |
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| Catholic Europe | May 26 2006, 02:34 PM Post #249 |
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Spammer
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We all got it.... |
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| Nag Ehgoeg | May 27 2006, 08:02 AM Post #250 |
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The Devil's Advocate
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What is it with CE and the good posting recently? Who are you and what have you done with CE! (PS: That was hilarious [both comments, but CE's more]) |
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