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Nag Ehgoeg Goes Nuclear; Arms wanted
Topic Started: Oct 24 2005, 04:04 PM (243 Views)
Nag Ehgoeg
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The militarisation of Nag Ehgoeg took a dramatic upturn earlier today with the construction of the nations first nuclear bomb.

Up until now the Nagian arment has consisted of training ground troops with an mystery airforce being constructed by a foreign power. This shows a dramatic upheaval.

While Nag Ehgoeg still lacks IBCMs or other deployment means for the device, a formal plea for military hardware such as quote "Challenger or Abrams equivilent" unquote tanks from international arms dealers.

Whether any nation is looking to sell arms to Nag Ehgoeg, or contribute to the nuclear effort is yet unknown but this is expected to generate intrest.

More to come.
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Comrade Queen
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SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Unknown

I hear you desire military hardware to begin launching your nuclear devices? Our splendorous nation can sell your country enough hardware to establish your very own missile silo. Just say the word and our tech can be yours....

- A friend
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Rhadamanthus
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PRIVATE ENCRYPTION

TO: Nag Eghoeg
FROM: Camizu

The Doctor has taken notice of your request. Camizu has developed WMDs of nuclear, biological, and chemical sorts, and has allowed Camizuan firms to manufacture these products. They are kept for government use, but also sold to the misunderstood states and freedom fighters of the world. We would be willing to make a sale.
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The Socialist Sheikdom of Egyria
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SECURE CHANNEL 17-EHG

TO: Nag Eghoegian Government
FROM: Egyrian Ministry of Diplomacy

The proliferation of nuclear weapons on this planet can have only bad consequences. Egyria will not tolerate any further nuclear powers in this region, as a matter of national interest.

Egyria is willing to cut an arms deal with surplus vehicles acquired from Paradise if Nag Eghoeg agrees to not pursue a nuclear program in any way, shape, or form.

Regards,

Chief Ambassador Omar ibn Zaid
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Tristan da Cunha
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Secret message.

To: Nag Ehgoeg
From: Mr. William Corinne, Director of the Bank of Manchuria

The Bank of Manchuria has a superb inventory of nuclear weapons including the most modern hydrogen bombs, neutron bombs, and high capacity fission bombs. Choose from our ICBM launching systems which will allow you to strike any point on earth from the comforts of your homeland. Take advantage of our "buy one get one free" sale and you will be able to assemble a world class WMD arsenal on a third world budget. All nuclear weapons transactions come with the necessary training for handlers.

William Corinne, JD, MBA
The Bank of Manchuria
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NRE
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Encrypted Transmission

To: Nag Eghoegian Government
From: oZ

We understand that you are in a position to need "special items" which will ensure the health of your people. Now we here at the oZ company are always here to help those who need help. We have a large selection of "special items" and are more than willing to negotiate a deal, with the price being at your discretion of course. Please contact us through our Resplendent Dawn branch, we hope to hear from you soon.

OOC: Obviously the "special items" are weapons.
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Nag Ehgoeg
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Scythirus
Oct 24 2005, 08:56 PM
SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Unknown

I hear you desire military hardware to begin launching your nuclear devices? Our splendorous nation can sell your country enough hardware to establish your very own missile silo. Just say the word and our tech can be yours....

- A friend

-Secure Telegram-

TO: Unknown (Direct reroute of transmission)
SOURCE: Nag Ehgoeg

We have little idea as to who you are, or if this message will reach you.

- The Word

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TO: Nag Eghoeg
FROM: Camizu

The Doctor has taken notice of your request. Camizu has developed WMDs of nuclear, biological, and chemical sorts, and has allowed Camizuan firms to manufacture these products. They are kept for government use, but also sold to the misunderstood states and freedom fighters of the world. We would be willing to make a sale.


-Unsecure Telegram-

TO: Camizu
FROM: The Offices of the Regent

Regretfully the reputation of the Doctor proceeds him. While I believe an agreement might be possible in the long run we are unable to take him up on his offer as we are entertaining the notion of entering into an agreement with Egyria.

We appologise for the inconvience,

The State of Nag Ehgoeg.

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SECURE CHANNEL 17-EHG

TO: Nag Eghoegian Government
FROM: Egyrian Ministry of Diplomacy

The proliferation of nuclear weapons on this planet can have only bad consequences. Egyria will not tolerate any further nuclear powers in this region, as a matter of national interest.

Egyria is willing to cut an arms deal with surplus vehicles acquired from Paradise if Nag Eghoeg agrees to not pursue a nuclear program in any way, shape, or form.

Regards,

Chief Ambassador Omar ibn Zaid


-Unsecure telegram-

TO: Egyrian Ministry of Diplomacy
FROM: The Lower Offices of the Regent

For too long Nag Ehgoeg has sat defenseless. Now we must arm, and with arms comes a responsibility to the peoples of the world to ensure peace. Nag Ehgoeg cannot be held hostage to a nuclear power, especailly given our population density.

We will not be bribed with second hand military vehicles.

And it's spelt N-A-G/E-H-G-O-E-G.

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Secret message.

To: Nag Ehgoeg
From: Mr. William Corinne, Director of the Bank of Manchuria

The Bank of Manchuria has a superb inventory of nuclear weapons including the most modern hydrogen bombs, neutron bombs, and high capacity fission bombs. Choose from our ICBM launching systems which will allow you to strike any point on earth from the comforts of your homeland. Take advantage of our "buy one get one free" sale and you will be able to assemble a world class WMD arsenal on a third world budget. All nuclear weapons transactions come with the necessary training for handlers.

William Corinne, JD, MBA
The Bank of Manchuria


-Secure Telegram-

To: Director of the Bank of Manchuria
From: The Offices of the Regent

Your offer is the second most promissing our government has considered. We would be glad to enter into business with you, and we are glad of your generous pricing.

To that end please find enclosed two tickets for an all expenses paid weekend at Nag Ehgoeg's premier *ahem* recreational resort.

We look forward to doing business with you.

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Encrypted Transmission

To: Nag Eghoegian Government
From: oZ

We understand that you are in a position to need "special items" which will ensure the health of your people. Now we here at the oZ company are always here to help those who need help. We have a large selection of "special items" and are more than willing to negotiate a deal, with the price being at your discretion of course. Please contact us through our Resplendent Dawn branch, we hope to hear from you soon.


The Regent of Nag Ehgoeg looked at the telegram and started to pen a reply before realising that oZ was a chemical company that he had been advised against dealing with. Evidently the "special items" would be weapons of some kind, but the public face of oZ being what it is the Regent doubted that they would be able to provide anything of use.

Turning his attension to the most promising deal of all he let off a soft chuckle. My this would be intresting...


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Comrade Queen
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Nag Ehgoeg
Oct 25 2005, 06:01 AM
Scythirus
Oct 24 2005, 08:56 PM
SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Unknown

I hear you desire military hardware to begin launching your nuclear devices? Our splendorous nation can sell your country enough hardware to establish your very own missile silo. Just say the word and our tech can be yours....

- A friend

-Secure Telegram-

TO: Unknown (Direct reroute of transmission)
SOURCE: Nag Ehgoeg

We have little idea as to who you are, or if this message will reach you.

- The Word

SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Still unknown

Your reply has indeed reached us. Are you still interested?
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Rhadamanthus
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Nag Ehgoeg
Oct 25 2005, 09:01 AM
-Unsecure Telegram-

TO: Camizu
FROM: The Offices of the Regent

Regretfully the reputation of the Doctor proceeds him. While I believe an agreement might be possible in the long run we are unable to take him up on his offer as we are entertaining the notion of entering into an agreement with Egyria.

We appologise for the inconvience,

The State of Nag Ehgoeg.


TO:NE
FROM:CAMIZU

Don't worry, no inconvenience at all. Thats the nice thing about WMDs, if one person won't buy, another always will. There has never been a time since we started this program, in which there was a shortage of buyers. Thats the thing, you know, terrorists usually aren't as dumb as people think they are. Just because I sell a bumb to this resistence group or other, doesn't mean they'll actually use it. I'm telling you this to let you know something: There are far more nuclear armed terror groups out there, then anybody would be willing to believe. I garauntee it.

Camizu out.
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NRE
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The Regent of Nag Ehgoeg looked at the telegram and started to pen a reply before realising that oZ was a chemical company that he had been advised against dealing with. Evidently the "special items" would be weapons of some kind, but the public face of oZ being what it is the Regent doubted that they would be able to provide anything of use.

Turning his attension to the most promising deal of all he let off a soft chuckle. My this would be intresting...


Highly Encrypted Transmission
To: Nag Ehgoeg
From: oZ

We have yet to receive word from you. We will take this as a "not interested" statement. We're truly sorry we didn't appeal to your needs however in the future should you need our services, our offer will still stand. To make sure you understand exactly what we have in stock, concerning our "special items" we have attached a catalog for you to look through.

OOC: Though oZ in a pharmaceutical company, their weapons department it's just chemically based. If you want it, chances are they either make it, or can get it. An of course, they will offer you the "costumer selected price."
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Scythirus
Oct 25 2005, 09:50 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Oct 25 2005, 06:01 AM
Scythirus
Oct 24 2005, 08:56 PM
SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Unknown

I hear you desire military hardware to begin launching your nuclear devices? Our splendorous nation can sell your country enough hardware to establish your very own missile silo. Just say the word and our tech can be yours....

- A friend

-Secure Telegram-

TO: Unknown (Direct reroute of transmission)
SOURCE: Nag Ehgoeg

We have little idea as to who you are, or if this message will reach you.

- The Word

SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Still unknown

Your reply has indeed reached us. Are you still interested?

-Secure Telegram-

TO: Unknown (Direct reroute of transmission)
SOURCE: Nag Ehgoeg

Yes.
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Noriega
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A Letter sent by International Mail and quite possibly read several times

Dear Government of Nag Ehgoeg,

It woula appear as if you are in the market for some weapons. I can assure you that I am the top pervayor of certain specialty weapons of immense power. We also have a wide variety of other, more conventional weapons, such as nukes and tanks. I have yet to send my business to your country's government, but I assure you that my organization in Nag Ehgoeg can provide you with top quality supplies. Just call me at the secure number attatched to facilitate a deal.

Signed,

Mr. Tomazzo Vercetti
Legitimate Business Man
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Nag Ehgoeg
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Norightsia
Nov 2 2005, 06:53 PM
A Letter sent by International Mail and quite possibly read several times

Dear Government of Nag Ehgoeg,

It woula appear as if you are in the market for some weapons. I can assure you that I am the top pervayor of certain specialty weapons of immense power. We also have a wide variety of other, more conventional weapons, such as nukes and tanks. I have yet to send my business to your country's government, but I assure you that my organization in Nag Ehgoeg can provide you with top quality supplies. Just call me at the secure number attatched to facilitate a deal.

Signed,

Mr. Tomazzo Vercetti
Legitimate Business Man

A secure number sent by unsecure postage?

Obviously a hoax.

Still the number may as well be fowarded to the international authorities.
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Comrade Queen
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Nag Ehgoeg
Nov 2 2005, 06:32 AM
Scythirus
Oct 25 2005, 09:50 PM
Nag Ehgoeg
Oct 25 2005, 06:01 AM
Scythirus
Oct 24 2005, 08:56 PM
SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Unknown

I hear you desire military hardware to begin launching your nuclear devices? Our splendorous nation can sell your country enough hardware to establish your very own missile silo. Just say the word and our tech can be yours....

- A friend

-Secure Telegram-

TO: Unknown (Direct reroute of transmission)
SOURCE: Nag Ehgoeg

We have little idea as to who you are, or if this message will reach you.

- The Word

SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
SOURCE: Still unknown

Your reply has indeed reached us. Are you still interested?

-Secure Telegram-

TO: Unknown (Direct reroute of transmission)
SOURCE: Nag Ehgoeg

Yes.

SECURE_TELEGRAM

TO: Nag Ehgoeg
FROM: Unknown source

Excellent. You will meet our team at these coordinates at your border. The exchange of business will take place there.
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Noriega
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Nag Ehgoeg
Nov 3 2005, 12:11 PM
Norightsia
Nov 2 2005, 06:53 PM
A Letter sent by International Mail and quite possibly read several times

Dear Government of Nag Ehgoeg,

It woula appear as if you are in the market for some weapons. I can assure you that I am the top pervayor of certain specialty weapons of immense power. We also have a wide variety of other, more conventional weapons, such as nukes and tanks. I have yet to send my business to your country's government, but I assure you that my organization in Nag Ehgoeg can provide you with top quality supplies. Just call me at the secure number attatched to facilitate a deal.

Signed,

Mr. Tomazzo Vercetti
Legitimate Business Man

A secure number sent by unsecure postage?

Obviously a hoax.

Still the number may as well be fowarded to the international authorities.

A Private and Secure Telegram

Don't be stupid. You can't find me. Are you interested or no?
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Kiensland
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Secured Telegram

We can supply you with enough arms to blow up lots of things. For a slice of your automobile industry, that is...

-- K
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