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National Anthems; Oh say, can you see...
Topic Started: Jun 30 2004, 11:33 AM (131 Views)
Salamae
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The National Anthem of Salamae: "Oh Salamae"
(To the tune of the Soviet National Anthem)

Pepperoni and bratwurst, baloney, pastrami
none can compare to the joys of salami
Trust in salami, trust in the meat
It’s the tastiest sausage that we ever eat

Praise Allah for Salamae
Him, looking down on us from high
Praise to the maker for all that he’s done
Miracles on every sesame bun

Eat only sausages made out of beef
Look to the Lord for your stomach relief
Trust in salami, trust in the meat
It’s the tastiest sausage that we ever eat

Praise Allah for Salamae
Him, looking down on us from high
Blessed be this nation from up in the vault
Heaven has graced us with oil and salt

Praise Allah for Salamae
Him, looking down on us from high
Praise to the maker for all that he’s done
Miracles on every sesame bun
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Koholint Island
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"Cui Virganazang"

TO THE FINDER ...
THE ISLE OF KOHOLINT, IS BUT AN ILLUSION ...
HUMAN, MONSTER, SEA, SKY ...
A SCENE ON THE LID OF A SLEEPER'S EYE ...
AWAKE THE DREAMER, AND KOHOLINT WILL VANISH
MUCH LIKE A BUBBLE ON A NEEDLE ...
CAST-AWAY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH !

Of course, it doesn't take 45 seconds to sing, for in Koholi it takes a very long time to say anything, and we only say something if it takes a very long time to say it.
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Kiensland
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Apathetic Lizardman
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Currently our national anthem, "How much is that doggy in the window", is under reform, as the previous version, licensed by Rockin' Records Inc., had a clause in the contract whereby it was illegal to listen to if it had not been brought.
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Nag Ehgoeg
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The Devil's Advocate

We have two, one for the athiesits, one for the Satanists etc:

Athiest
Drinking, Drinking,
Drinking 'till I'm drunk,
Standing up,
Falling down,
Getting in a fight,
Punching someones lights out
Falling on the floor
Waking up next mourning
And getting drunk some more

Repeat ad "someone asking you to stop, decking them and starting again"

Satanic aka "Hymn of the Satanic Empire or The Battle Hymn of the Apocalypse"

Drums out of the darkness, listen well.
Drums beating like thunder straight from Hell.
Trumpets are blaring, the time's come 'round -
Satan is here to claim His ground!

Chorus;

There's an earth that's green, there's an earth that's free,
There's a place for you and a place for me.
But the bleeding hearts wouldn't let it be,
We don't need them any more!

Let the lions and tigers rip them up.
The arena shouts for Christian blood.
Let them chew them up and spit them out -
We don't need them any more!

Once, there was a need for simple minds.
Once, there was a need to save men's souls.
Fools had to be forced to stay in line,
Preachers and bibles could serve those goals

Chorus:

With their holy writ and their card'nal sin
They could force their paper demjns in -
To a cardboard prison, a paper cell -
They can't do that any more!

Furies from Hell are diving down!
"Lex Talionis" is their cry!
Even though tricksters made the iaw,
Justice is served by fang and claw!

Chorus:

With their beaks of steel, see them slash askew
Righteos Christian, Buddhist, Moslem, Jew;
They've become a plague, so let's start a new -
We don't need them anymore!

Drums out of darkness, listen well.
Drums beating like thunder, straight from Hell.
"Rege Satanas!" - the time's come ground
Satan is here to claim His ground!

Final Chorus:

With our morning star from the deepest night
Smash the crumbling cross, for Might is Right.
Let the shuffling zombies grope for light -
And we'll reign forevermore!

Words & Music by Anton Szandor LaVey
October 18 - 19, 1988
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