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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!
Topic Started: May 6 2015, 02:26:10 PM (97 Views)
SoulofHachi
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Shadow King Grodus
Army: Reliable Excavation and Demolition
General: Demoman
Captain: Bombomnicon
Messenger: Robocrate Salesbot

Base: Mannhattan
Base Defenses: Bombomnicon's Foresight (40 day) - 50% chance of snoozing through an incoming attack. Will always wake up in battle and provide more precise enemy location compared to normal detection systems.

Troops:
Soldier-bot: Melee shovel (2000)
Huntsman-bot: Ranged bows (2000)
Demoman-bot: Stickybomb trappers (1000)

Total: 5000

War Machines:

Projects:
MEEEDIC: Uber healing troops (30/30)
Erect Lv 1 Dispensers: Ammo and health restoring defense (20/20)
Sniper-bot Respawn Unit: Start of each battle, creates a 15 day WM Sniper-bot (20/20)
Engy-bot Respawn Unit: Start of each battle, creates a 15 day WM Engy-bot (20/20)

Completed Projects:


LOG:
Pauling: Demoman, as you would have already know, if you had stopped drinking that scrumpy for a second ...

Demoman: Auch NOOO!

Pauling: But following the the death of Gray Mann and his mercenaries, the Administrator no longer faces any inheritance issues to the Mann fortunes.

Demoman: Me mummy tiddies, I knew it!! You're firing me again!? Do you know what you talking about, no Demoman has ever been fired TWICE!

Pauling: Not quite. With the RED and BLU war no longer required to keep Redmond and Blutarch occupied and Gray buried, we require your services to do some expanding. Australium is not the only thing that the Administrator is interested in.
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SoulofHachi
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Shadow King Grodus
May 13

Army: Reliable Excavation and Demolition
General: Demoman
Captain: Bombomnicon
Messenger: Robocrate Salesbot

Base: Mannhattan
Base Defenses:
Bombomnicon's Foresight (40 day) - 50% chance of snoozing through an incoming attack. Will always wake up in battle and provide more precise enemy location compared to normal detection systems.
Lv 1 Dispensers (20 day) - Restock ammo and restores health.

Civilians:- 19,000
Coins:- 5,000
Battle Points:- 0

Troops:
Soldier-bot: Melee shovel (10,000)
Huntsman-bot: Ranged bows (5,000)
Demoman-bot: Stickybomb trappers (5,000)
Medic-bot: Uber support (5,000)

Total: 25,000

War Machines:
Engy Bot Generator: 20 day
Sniper Bot Generator: 20 day

Projects:
Await Mann Co. Store shipment: Hero (80/100)
Giant Heavy Respawn Unit: Start of each battle, creates a 40 day WM Giant Heavy-bot (20/50)
Spy-bot Respawn Unit: Start of each battle, creates a 40 day WM Spy-bot (20/50)
Bomb Deployment: Start of each battle, robots gain a single bomb (20/50)

Completed Projects:
MEEEDIC: Uber healing troops (30/30)
Erect Lv 1 Dispensers: Ammo and health restoring defense (20/20)
Sniper-bot Generator: Start of each battle, creates a 15 day WM Sniper-bot (20/20)
Engy-bot Generator: Start of each battle, creates a 15 day WM Engy-bot (20/20)


LOG:
Demoman: Whadaya mean that you won't be here?

Engineer: Well pardner, I don't know how else I can say -

Spy: Hmph, illiterate as always,Laborer. It put it in simple term, the Administrator wants you to oversee the ... "designer" line of color stripped Shovels being produced here. Clearly my expertise is needed elsewhere on higher class goods. The only other respectable man, at least in the area of fashion, is Medic. Obviously he is also too talented to languish here either.

Demo just glared at Spy , wondering if it was worth the effort to slap the spook up the head. In the end, he decided that it'll be better to stay on the couch and concentrate on keeping his hung over brain from chewing on itself. The Scotsman settled for flipping off Spy to which the other just smirked knowingly.

Spy: But of course, one could say you have a rough sense of a proper upbringing. Kilts are quite the vogue. I imagine that's why you got stationed here while the disgusting bushman, obnoxious child, puffed up patriot, mumbling abomination, and sandvich stuffing brute are being deployed elsewhere. Now if that is all, we have a train to catch.

Engineer: Cheer up pardner, I expect this to be over soon without any RED, BLU, and Gray nonsense. I'll invite you all down to Bee Cave for a proper BBQ! And I'll be setting up a communicator real soon so we can all keep in touch.

Spy: Speak for yourself.
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Shadow King Grodus
May 28
Day 125

Army: Reliable Excavation and Demolition
General: Demoman
Captain: Bombomnicon
Messenger: Robocrate Salesbot

Base: Mannhattan
Base Defenses:
Bombomnicon's Foresight (40 day) - 50% chance of snoozing through an incoming attack. Will always wake up in battle and provide more precise enemy location compared to normal detection systems.
Lv 1 Dispensers (20 day) - Restock ammo and restores health.

Civilians:- 19,000
Coins:- 5,000
Battle Points:- 0

Troops:
Soldier-bot: Melee shovel (10,000)
Huntsman-bot: Ranged bows (5,000)
Demoman-bot: Stickybomb trappers (5,000)
Medic-bot: Uber support (5,000)

Total: 55,000

War Machines:
Engy Bot Respawner: 20 day
Sniper Bot Respawner: 20 day
Giant Heavy Bot Respawner: 50 day
Spy Bot Respawner: 50 day

Projects:
Await Mann Co. Store shipment: Hero (5/100)
Administrative Assistance: Ultimate Surveillance System (5/60)
Giant Demoknight Respawner: One Demoknight per battle (5/50)
Giant Medic Respawner: One Medic per battle (5/50)

Factories:
1) TAAAAANK!: Heavily armored suicide tank (25/100)

Completed Projects:
MEEEDIC: Uber healing troops (30)
Erect Lv 1 Dispensers: Ammo and health restoring defense (20)
Sniper-bot Generator: Start of each battle, creates a 15 day WM Sniper-bot (20)
Engy-bot Generator: Start of each battle, creates a 15 day WM Engy-bot (20)
Giant Heavy Respawn Unit: Start of each battle, creates a 40 day WM Giant Heavy-bot (50)
Spy-bot Respawn Unit: Start of each battle, creates a 40 day WM Spy-bot (50)
Bomb Deployment: Start of each battle, robots gain a single bomb (50)

LOG:
Soldier: Maggot, I may not be able to personally supervise you, but I expect all RED to be out at 600 hour in the gym. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

Demo: Fook off, cannae you see I'm writing to me mum, you dumb American patriot.

Soldier: You might insult me, but you WILL NOT INSULT SWEET LADY AMERICA YOU ENGLISH IMMIGRANT!

Demo: I'm not English! And I was saying nothing about America.

Soldier: You shouldn't even be allowed to say AMERICA.

Demo: AMERICA, AMMEEERICA


*The Administrator watches the ensuing fight with a disinterested eye*

Administrator: Ms. Pauling, ensure that the surveillance system is installed on schedule. It is time I take a more direct role.
Edited by SoulofHachi, May 27 2015, 06:40:04 PM.
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Put this in your army please.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Not gonna lie. A long time ago I thought of making a TF2 themed merc. Swordvan would have been the transport.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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