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| Bowser's Fiery Diary; Scraps recovered from the incinerator | |
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| Topic Started: May 3 2015, 12:51:58 PM (309 Views) | |
| HP Lovecraft | May 3 2015, 12:51:58 PM Post #1 |
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Hippopotamus Paleontologist
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Army: The Koopa Em-pyre Alliance: None General: Bowser Captain: Kamek Messenger: Demon Paratroopa Base: Bowser's Castle Base Defenses It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural] Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it.) [40 Days] Troops 1500 Pyro Guys (Melee units) 2000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit) 1500 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units) Total: 5000 Projects 1. Fire Alarm: 0/40 Days (Radar) 2. Magma animation ritual: 0/30 Days (Uber unit) 3. Fried Koopa: 0/100 Days (Hero) 4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 0/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine) War Machines None so far Artifacts None so far Battles None so far Completed Projects King Koopa's Log
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| HP Lovecraft | May 3 2015, 12:52:12 PM Post #2 |
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Working title. We'll see what else I can come up with. |
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| NeinBarkNobi | May 4 2015, 01:20:06 PM Post #3 |
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Bowser's Fiery Diary? Slightly less lame than the current one and it adds the fire in. It's still pretty bad overall though. |
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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> | |
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| HP Lovecraft | May 4 2015, 01:22:44 PM Post #4 |
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Hippopotamus Paleontologist
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I'll use that for now, hopefully something better occurs to me. |
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| Steev | May 4 2015, 01:37:09 PM Post #5 |
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coolskeleton95
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I like the rhyme |
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| Steev | May 4 2015, 02:02:38 PM Post #6 |
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*TurBoo zips by with a letter, putting it in the mailbox. The flaming mailbox immediately incinerates the letter.* TurBoo: Huh... *TurBoo flies back to Sirena Beach with another letter.* TurBoo: Is there anyone I can hand this to? Flaming Goomba: I can. TurBoo: ...ya sure? If I tell King Boo I lost another letter he's gonna broil me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Attention Koopa, A few of the Podoboos in your castle have informed me that you've made contact with a Paratroopa spreading the gospel of some fire god. I'm really gonna have to advise against doing that. Not just for your sake, but for this fake god's as well. I tried that myself with some Nord warrior, and it really didn't pan out the way I hoped. Save both of you the trouble. I was also considering that you and I have another one of our infamous alliances. Those are always a fun time. So what do you say? His Incorporeal Eminence, King Boo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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| HP Lovecraft | May 22 2015, 05:55:46 PM Post #7 |
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Hippopotamus Paleontologist
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Day 95 95 Day Update Army: The Koopa Em-pyre Alliance: Haunting Hour General: Bowser Captain: Kamek Messenger: Demon Paratroopa Base: Bowser's Castle Base Defenses It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural] Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days] Fire Flowers (Pirahna Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days] Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days] Koopa Citizens: 38,000 Coins: 9,500 Troops 10,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units) 13,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit) 10,000 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units) 10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units) Total: 43,000 Projects 1. Fire Alarm: 40/40 Days (Radar) [Next Up: Bonfire Bill: 55/60 Days (War Machine)] 2. Magma animation ritual: 30/30 Days (Uber unit) [Next Up: Fire Flowers: 60/60 Days (Base Defense) (5 extra) 3. Fried Koopa: 95/100 Days (Hero) 4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 95/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine) War Machines None so far Artifacts None so far Battles None so far Completed Projects King Koopa's Log
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| NeinBarkNobi | May 22 2015, 06:15:11 PM Post #8 |
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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It's Day 95 now you know. Though you might have just copied the log you were writing the other day so didn't change the Day. Also your fourth project slot is way behind for some reason. |
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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> | |
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| Steev | May 24 2015, 07:12:09 PM Post #9 |
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Also at day 75 you get your first factory. |
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| HP Lovecraft | May 27 2015, 05:40:00 PM Post #10 |
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Hippopotamus Paleontologist
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rip. Will fix when I do my next log later today. |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | May 27 2015, 07:48:08 PM Post #11 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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By the way, since the project deadline is tomorrow (Day 125 in-game) you might just wanna update to then just so you don't need to write two logs. |
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| HP Lovecraft | May 28 2015, 12:39:13 AM Post #12 |
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Hippopotamus Paleontologist
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Day 125 30 Day Update Army: The Koopa Em-pyre Alliance: Haunting Hour General: Bowser Captain: Kamek Captain: Ludwig Captain: Larry Captain: Wendy Messenger: Demon Paratroopa Base: Bowser's Castle Base Defenses It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural] Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days] Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days] Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days] Koopa Citizens: 50,000 Coins: 12,500 Troops 15,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units) 15,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit) 15,000 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units) 10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units) Total: 55,000 Projects 1. Bonfire Bill: 60/60 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: Transmogrifire: 25/40 Days (Hero Ability)] 2. Hot Wheels: 30/30 Days (Unit Upgrade) [Next Up: Children of Flame: 5/100 Days (Universal Upgrade)] 3. Fried Koopa: 100/100 Days (Hero) [Next Up: Hot hot hot: 25/80 Days (Universal Upgrade)] 4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 125/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine) Factories: [Siege Engine Factory] Company Swimming Pool: 50/50 Days (War Machine) War Machines Bonfire Bill [60 Days] Lava Pool Planet [50 Days] Artifacts None so far Battles None so far Completed Projects King Koopa's Log
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| HP Lovecraft | Jun 2 2015, 02:14:15 PM Post #13 |
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Hippopotamus Paleontologist
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Day 155 30 Day Update Army: The Koopa Em-pyre Alliance: Haunting Hour General: Bowser Captain: Kamek Captain: Ludwig Captain: Larry Captain: Wendy Messenger: Demon Paratroopa Base: Bowser's Castle Base Defenses It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural] Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days] Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days] Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days] Koopa Citizens: 62,000 Coins: 15,500 Troops 18,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units) 21,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit) 18,000 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units) 10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units) Total: 67,000 Projects 1. Transmogrifire: 40/40 Days (Hero Ability) [Next Up: The Extinguisher: 15/70 Days (War Machine)] 2. Punchier Fireballs: 30/30 Days (Hero Ability Upgrade) [Next Up: Teleport: 0/30 Days (Hero Ability)] 3. Hot hot hot: 55/80 Days (Universal Upgrade) 4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 155/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine) [On Hold: Children of Flame: 5/100 Days (Universal Upgrade)] Factories: [Siege Engine Factory] Blire Engine: 30/80 Days (War Machine) [Castle Defense Factory] Mecha-Bowser: 5/100 Days (Base Defense) War Machines Bonfire Bill [60 Days] Lava Pool Planet [50 Days] Artifacts None so far Battles Luigi and the Light Larrup the Liege of those Lacking Life Completed Projects King Koopa's Log
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| HP Lovecraft | Jun 7 2015, 09:46:27 PM Post #14 |
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Hippopotamus Paleontologist
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Day 175 20 Day Update Army: The Koopa Em-pyre Alliance: Haunting Hour General: Bowser Captain: Kamek Captain: Ludwig Captain: Larry Captain: Wendy Messenger: Demon Paratroopa Base: Bowser's Castle Base Defenses It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural] Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days] Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days] Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days] Koopa Citizens: 70,000 Coins: 17,500 Troops 20,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units) 22,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit) 15,000 Blazing Paragoombas (Aerial units) 10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units) Total: 66,000 Projects 1. The Extinguisher: 35/70 Days (War Machine) 2. Teleport: 20/30 Days (Hero Ability) 3. Hot hot hot: 75/80 Days (Universal Upgrade) 4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 175/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine) [On Hold: Children of Flame: 5/100 Days (Universal Upgrade)] Factories: [Siege Engine Factory] Blire Engine: 50/80 Days (War Machine) [Castle Defense Factory] Mecha-Bowser: 25/100 Days (Base Defense) War Machines Bonfire Bill [60 Days] Lava Pool Planet [50 Days] Artifacts De-lighter [50 Days] Battles Luigi and the Light Larrup the Liege of those Lacking Life Completed Projects King Koopa's Log
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| HP Lovecraft | Jul 10 2015, 10:59:04 AM Post #15 |
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Update to June 8th Day 330 155 Day Update Army: The Koopa Em-pyre Alliance: Haunting Hour General: Bowser Captains: Kamek, Ludwig, Larry, Wendy, Iggy, "The Extinguisher" Messenger: Demon Paratroopa Base: Bowser's Castle Base Defenses It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural] Mecha-Bowser (A gigantic stationary robo-bowser that defends the castle) [100 Days] Fiery Souls (Slain allies sometimes reincarnate as fragile but deadly fire spirits) [80 Days] Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days] Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days] Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days] Koopa Citizens: 130,000 Troops 40,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units) 43,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit) 35,000 Blazing Paragoombas (Aerial units) 10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units) Total: 128,000 Projects 1. The Extinguisher: 100/100 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: King Kaliente: 90/100 Days (War Machine)] 2. Teleport: 30/30 Days (Hero Ability), Children of Flame: 100/100 Days (Universal Upgrade), Red Koopa Tank Blueprint: 30/30 Days (War Machine Blueprint) [Next Up: 15/x Days] 3. Hot hot hot: 80/80 Days (Universal Upgrade), Green Koopa Tank: 60/60 Days (War Machine), [Next Up: Magma Stone: 90/100 Days (Artifact)] 4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 200/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine), Oil Spray: 50/50 Days (Hero Ability) Agony Bracer: 80/80 Days Factories: [Siege Engine Factory] Blire Engine: 80/80 Days (War Machine), Magmapult: 100/100 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: 25/x Days] [Castle Defense Factory] Mecha-Bowser: 100/100 Days (Base Defense) Fiery Souls: 80/80 Days (Base Defense) [Hero Academy] Mega-Blarrg: 100/100 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: Living Flame: 0/70 Days (War Machine)] [Assembly Line] Red Koopa Tank I: 20/20 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: Red Koopa Tank II: 5/20 Days (War Machine)] War Machines The Extinguisher [100 Days] Magmapult [100 Days] Mega-blarrg [100 Days] Blire Engine [80 Days] Bonfire Bill [60 Days] Lava Pool Planet [50 Days] Green Koopa Tank [60 Days] Red Koopa Tank [30 Days] Artifacts Agony Bracer [80 Days] De-lighter [50 Days] Battles Luigi and the Light Larrup the Liege of those Lacking Life Completed Projects King Koopa's Log
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