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Bowser's Fiery Diary; Scraps recovered from the incinerator
Topic Started: May 3 2015, 12:51:58 PM (309 Views)
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Army: The Koopa Em-pyre

Alliance: None

General: Bowser

Captain: Kamek

Messenger: Demon Paratroopa



Base: Bowser's Castle

Base Defenses
It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural]

Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it.) [40 Days]



Troops
1500 Pyro Guys (Melee units)

2000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit)

1500 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units)

Total: 5000



Projects
1. Fire Alarm: 0/40 Days (Radar)

2. Magma animation ritual: 0/30 Days (Uber unit)

3. Fried Koopa: 0/100 Days (Hero)

4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 0/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine)



War Machines
None so far

Artifacts
None so far



Battles
None so far


Completed Projects
King Koopa's Log
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Working title. We'll see what else I can come up with.
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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Bowser's Fiery Diary? Slightly less lame than the current one and it adds the fire in. It's still pretty bad overall though.
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>
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I'll use that for now, hopefully something better occurs to me.
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I like the rhyme
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*TurBoo zips by with a letter, putting it in the mailbox. The flaming mailbox immediately incinerates the letter.*

TurBoo: Huh...

*TurBoo flies back to Sirena Beach with another letter.*

TurBoo: Is there anyone I can hand this to?

Flaming Goomba: I can.

TurBoo: ...ya sure? If I tell King Boo I lost another letter he's gonna broil me.

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Attention Koopa,

A few of the Podoboos in your castle have informed me that you've made contact with a Paratroopa spreading the gospel of some fire god. I'm really gonna have to advise against doing that. Not just for your sake, but for this fake god's as well. I tried that myself with some Nord warrior, and it really didn't pan out the way I hoped. Save both of you the trouble.

I was also considering that you and I have another one of our infamous alliances. Those are always a fun time. So what do you say?

His Incorporeal Eminence,
King Boo
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Day 95
95 Day Update



Army: The Koopa Em-pyre

Alliance: Haunting Hour

General: Bowser

Captain: Kamek

Messenger: Demon Paratroopa



Base: Bowser's Castle

Base Defenses
It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural]

Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days]

Fire Flowers (Pirahna Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days]

Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days]



Koopa Citizens: 38,000
Coins: 9,500



Troops
10,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units)

13,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit)

10,000 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units)

10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units)

Total: 43,000



Projects
1. Fire Alarm: 40/40 Days (Radar) [Next Up: Bonfire Bill: 55/60 Days (War Machine)]

2. Magma animation ritual: 30/30 Days (Uber unit) [Next Up: Fire Flowers: 60/60 Days (Base Defense) (5 extra)

3. Fried Koopa: 95/100 Days (Hero)

4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 95/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine)



War Machines
None so far

Artifacts
None so far



Battles
None so far


Completed Projects
King Koopa's Log
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What does HP stand for? (Take your pick)
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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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It's Day 95 now you know. Though you might have just copied the log you were writing the other day so didn't change the Day. Also your fourth project slot is way behind for some reason.
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Also at day 75 you get your first factory.
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rip. Will fix when I do my next log later today.
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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By the way, since the project deadline is tomorrow (Day 125 in-game) you might just wanna update to then just so you don't need to write two logs.
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Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Day 125
30 Day Update



Army: The Koopa Em-pyre

Alliance: Haunting Hour

General: Bowser

Captain: Kamek

Captain: Ludwig

Captain: Larry

Captain: Wendy

Messenger: Demon Paratroopa



Base: Bowser's Castle

Base Defenses
It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural]

Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days]

Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days]

Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days]



Koopa Citizens: 50,000
Coins: 12,500



Troops
15,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units)

15,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit)

15,000 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units)

10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units)

Total: 55,000



Projects
1. Bonfire Bill: 60/60 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: Transmogrifire: 25/40 Days (Hero Ability)]

2. Hot Wheels: 30/30 Days (Unit Upgrade) [Next Up: Children of Flame: 5/100 Days (Universal Upgrade)]

3. Fried Koopa: 100/100 Days (Hero) [Next Up: Hot hot hot: 25/80 Days (Universal Upgrade)]

4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 125/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine)



Factories:
[Siege Engine Factory] Company Swimming Pool: 50/50 Days (War Machine)



War Machines
Bonfire Bill [60 Days]
Lava Pool Planet [50 Days]

Artifacts
None so far



Battles
None so far


Completed Projects
King Koopa's Log
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Day 155
30 Day Update



Army: The Koopa Em-pyre

Alliance: Haunting Hour

General: Bowser

Captain: Kamek

Captain: Ludwig

Captain: Larry

Captain: Wendy

Messenger: Demon Paratroopa



Base: Bowser's Castle

Base Defenses
It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural]

Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days]

Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days]

Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days]



Koopa Citizens: 62,000
Coins: 15,500



Troops
18,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units)

21,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit)

18,000 Blazing Para Goombas (Aerial units)

10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units)

Total: 67,000



Projects
1. Transmogrifire: 40/40 Days (Hero Ability) [Next Up: The Extinguisher: 15/70 Days (War Machine)]

2. Punchier Fireballs: 30/30 Days (Hero Ability Upgrade) [Next Up: Teleport: 0/30 Days (Hero Ability)]

3. Hot hot hot: 55/80 Days (Universal Upgrade)

4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 155/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine)

[On Hold: Children of Flame: 5/100 Days (Universal Upgrade)]



Factories:
[Siege Engine Factory] Blire Engine: 30/80 Days (War Machine)
[Castle Defense Factory] Mecha-Bowser: 5/100 Days (Base Defense)



War Machines
Bonfire Bill [60 Days]
Lava Pool Planet [50 Days]

Artifacts
None so far



Battles
Luigi and the Light Larrup the Liege of those Lacking Life



Completed Projects
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Day 175
20 Day Update



Army: The Koopa Em-pyre

Alliance: Haunting Hour

General: Bowser

Captain: Kamek

Captain: Ludwig

Captain: Larry

Captain: Wendy

Messenger: Demon Paratroopa



Base: Bowser's Castle

Base Defenses
It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural]

Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days]

Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days]

Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days]



Koopa Citizens: 70,000
Coins: 17,500



Troops
20,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units)

22,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit)

15,000 Blazing Paragoombas (Aerial units)

10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units)

Total: 66,000



Projects
1. The Extinguisher: 35/70 Days (War Machine)

2. Teleport: 20/30 Days (Hero Ability)

3. Hot hot hot: 75/80 Days (Universal Upgrade)

4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 175/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine)

[On Hold: Children of Flame: 5/100 Days (Universal Upgrade)]



Factories:
[Siege Engine Factory] Blire Engine: 50/80 Days (War Machine)
[Castle Defense Factory] Mecha-Bowser: 25/100 Days (Base Defense)



War Machines
Bonfire Bill [60 Days]
Lava Pool Planet [50 Days]

Artifacts
De-lighter [50 Days]


Battles
Luigi and the Light Larrup the Liege of those Lacking Life



Completed Projects
King Koopa's Log
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Update to June 8th

Day 330
155 Day Update

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Army: The Koopa Em-pyre

Alliance: Haunting Hour

General: Bowser

Captains: Kamek, Ludwig, Larry, Wendy, Iggy, "The Extinguisher"

Messenger: Demon Paratroopa



Base: Bowser's Castle

Base Defenses
It's on fire (the floors, the ceilings, the railings and traps; everything in the castle is perpetually on fire. The only thing not on fire is the boiling magma that fills the castle's many pits and pratfalls.) [Natural]

Mecha-Bowser (A gigantic stationary robo-bowser that defends the castle) [100 Days]

Fiery Souls (Slain allies sometimes reincarnate as fragile but deadly fire spirits) [80 Days]

Fire Bars (bars of fire set on spinning mechanisms can be found throughout the castle, punishing those who would try to traverse it) [40 Days]

Fire Flowers (Piranha Plant sentries that spit fire) [60 Days]

Fire Alarm (An alarm system to warn of invasions) [40 Days]



Koopa Citizens: 130,000



Troops
40,000 Pyro Guys (Melee units)

43,000 Koopa Firemen (Flame-throwing Ranged Unit)

35,000 Blazing Paragoombas (Aerial units)

10,000 Blarrgs (Uber Units)

Total: 128,000



Projects
1. The Extinguisher: 100/100 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: King Kaliente: 90/100 Days (War Machine)]

2. Teleport: 30/30 Days (Hero Ability), Children of Flame: 100/100 Days (Universal Upgrade), Red Koopa Tank Blueprint: 30/30 Days (War Machine Blueprint) [Next Up: 15/x Days]

3. Hot hot hot: 80/80 Days (Universal Upgrade), Green Koopa Tank: 60/60 Days (War Machine), [Next Up: Magma Stone: 90/100 Days (Artifact)]

4. Prepare a sacrifice for the Lord of Flames: 200/200 Days (Ultimate War Machine), Oil Spray: 50/50 Days (Hero Ability) Agony Bracer: 80/80 Days



Factories:
[Siege Engine Factory] Blire Engine: 80/80 Days (War Machine), Magmapult: 100/100 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: 25/x Days]
[Castle Defense Factory] Mecha-Bowser: 100/100 Days (Base Defense) Fiery Souls: 80/80 Days (Base Defense)
[Hero Academy] Mega-Blarrg: 100/100 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: Living Flame: 0/70 Days (War Machine)]
[Assembly Line] Red Koopa Tank I: 20/20 Days (War Machine) [Next Up: Red Koopa Tank II: 5/20 Days (War Machine)]



War Machines
The Extinguisher [100 Days]
Magmapult [100 Days]
Mega-blarrg [100 Days]
Blire Engine [80 Days]
Bonfire Bill [60 Days]
Lava Pool Planet [50 Days]
Green Koopa Tank [60 Days]
Red Koopa Tank [30 Days]

Artifacts
Agony Bracer [80 Days]
De-lighter [50 Days]


Battles
Luigi and the Light Larrup the Liege of those Lacking Life



Completed Projects
King Koopa's Log
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