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Rain Calendar; i'm pretty sure that's an actual thing
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Topic Started: May 3 2015, 09:56:39 AM (336 Views)
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 3 2015, 09:56:39 AM
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Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (20 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Civilians: 0
Troops: 2,000 Lemurians 2,000 Rock Golems 1,000 Jellyfish
Total: 5,000 Coins: 0 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: no Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 0/200 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 0/75 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 0/30 Rekindling (Troop) 0/20
Factories: soon
War Machines: nothin'
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: not a thing
Completed Projects: jack fucking dick
LOG: Risk of RainOn a distant planet, lightyears away from where we are now, a man stands over a god. The man had a spacesuit-bloodstained and adorned with strange items. These items had all been crucial to his survival. He could tell a story about each of them- what they were meant to do, and how he had used them. The most mundane things turned into weapons and survival tools. The god was lying on the floor, breathing heavily. He had been bested. He had failed. The Commando stood over Providence. Providence, the defeated god, stood up slowly. He was much taller than Commando. He towered over him. Commando tensed, drawing his two pistols again. “I do not wish to harm you,” Providence said. His voice had an echo-y, otherworldly sounding to it. It reminded Commando of the ambience of space. “You have proved that your will is great. Your life is more important to you than anything else,” Providence continued. “More important, even, than the lives of others.” Commando shuffled his feet uncomfortably. “You aren’t wrong.” His voice was muffled by the Plexiglas plane protecting his respiratory system from the acrid air of the planet. He had slain so many of the denizens of this planet. He was the only one to have survived the original crash of the ship. He had killed so many to get to where he was. “You have guilt. Guilt for all that you murdered.” Providence said this, but he didn’t sound judgemental. It was said flatly. “It was self-defense!” Dew Point“That doesn’t matter.” Again, Providence had no emotion in his voice. “What would you say if I could save them all?” Commando stepped back. That made him uneasy. The creatures of the planet were already bloodthirsty before, and now that he had killed them he wasn’t sure if their rage could even be subdued with lead. “I refer not just to the folk of this planet. The ones on your ship would live, too.” Commando holstered his guns. Now that was interesting. “It would take all my power, although I can regain that with time,” Providence explained. “I can undo everything. Thousands would be saved.” Commando was not hesitant. “I agr-” but before he could finish, Providence interrupted. “However, you must promise me that you will protect them. Without my protection, the folk of this planet are weak. Always quarreling among each other. “You must make them rally.” Commando paused. He wasn’t sure how he felt about leading an army of creatures that wanted to kill him. But, he did suppose it was better than leaving them dead. Providence gazed into him, already knowing what Commando’s answer was. And in a flash of white, everything was erased. Surface TensionAnd then the ship was crashing. The UES Contact Light found itself in a very similar position. However, this time the only casualties of the crash were the engines. Only a few of the passengers could be found upon the crash, but Providence assured them that the others were still alive. They had simply been scattered across the planet, judging by the newfound lack of escape pods. Commando sat uneasily in the pilot’s room, his new area of operations. And a rain began to fall.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 5 2015, 05:29:28 PM
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Day 10 10 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (20 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Civilians: 4,000
Troops: 5,000 Lemurians 2,000 Rock Golems 2,000 Jellyfish
Total: 9,000 Coins: 1,000 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: no Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 10/200 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 10/75 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 10/30 Rekindling (Troop) 10/20
Factories: soon
War Machines: nothin'
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: not a thing
Completed Projects: jack fucking dick
LOG: Every Planet We Reach is DeadCommando had spent his ten days in a position of leadership staring out a window. Each day, more and more of the creatures arrived. Some fit for battle, some not. He thought back to what Providence had said. They were all native inhabitants that he had slain. And now he was leading them. Before he could be whisked off to the darker parts of his mind, Providence appeared in his room in a flash of light. Apparently, although he was weak, teleportation was still in his repertoire of skills. "I need to inform you of something," he stated plainly. Commando eyed him tiredly, communicating for the ebony being to get on with it. "It seems that what will most likely be our future combatants are forming alliances. Pairing up with other groups, presumably to keep themselves better protected." He gave that a second, to let it sink in. "In the event we attack someone or are attacked, we would need an ally as well." "Why would anyone want to raid us? All we're doing is squatting," Commando explained. "And why are you under the impression that I'm planning on attacking anyone soon? All I want to do is survive." Providence didn't give his gripes any consideration. "It is a time of war. We will need to defend ourselves. And if that will be done by a preemptive strike, so be it." Commando sighed, irritated. This was an argument he wasn't going to win. Providence placed a small holotape on Commando's desk. "Here is a list of possible candidates for allies. Look over them, tell me which one you want to align with, and report back to me." Upon saying that, Providence was gone in a flash of light. Commando picked up the small disk, mouthing a profanity under his breath. He retracted the finger coverings of his suit, running his rough digits over the grooves of the tape. He activated it, then tossed it back on the desk.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 6 2015, 04:39:59 PM
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Day 15 5 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (20 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 5,000 Lemurians 4,000 Rock Golems 2,000 Jellyfish
Total: 11,000 Civilians: 6,000
Coins: 1,500 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: no Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 15/200 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 15/75 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 15/30 Rekindling (Troop) 15/20
Factories: soon
War Machines: nothin'
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: not a thing
Completed Projects: jack fucking dick
LOG: BladerunnerSniper barged into Commando's room, drawing the impromptu leader's attention. He put down a ukulele he was strumming, turning his attention to the purple-suited enigma. They were accompanied by a Rock Golem, carrying in its arms a stout man in a purple spacesuit. It deposited him callously on the floor, dropping him in a heap. The figure was alive, judging by the groan he emitted upon being dropped. "Sniper, what the fuck?" Commando got up, but Sniper quickly explained. "I found this one holed up in a ditch. Surrounded by several sentry turrets, of what looks like his own design. I eliminated the turrets and incapacitated him. He calls himself Engineer." In the middle of Sniper's story, Commando could've sworn he heard Engineer mumble something about his turrets. He got up, shakily, leaning against a wall for support. "Yeah, they incapacitated me alright! They bludgeoned me over the head with a rifle!" "I thought he could prove useful, if he was able to build turrets like that. He appeared to have also set up some mines," Sniper continued. "You figure out what to do with him." And then Sniper walked off, the Rock Golem following them. Commando briefly thought of how terrifying it was that Sniper could apparently get the creatures to work with him, but he thought little of it. He turned his attention towards Engineer. "Tell me what you can do here."
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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May 8 2015, 02:34:52 PM
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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A lone civilian trundles into the restrooms of the UES Contact Light, his bladder needing relief. He walks up to a stall, but stops at the sound of something tapping. The civilian turns around to see the bathroom mirror, his reflection instead replaced by a shadowy form. The mirror warbles and a letter flies out of it, the shadow dissipating afterwards.
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"To whomever this Commando is,
I write this as an emissary for Divine Queen Sectonia, Ruler of the Heavens. We have taken note of your more "interesting" species that you use for combat. As we of Floralia are very nature oriented, we request an alliance, so that we may do further research upon these beauties of nature. In turn, we shall offer you anything you may need, and also offer additional aid in the event of unfortunate circumstances. We await your response with anticipation.
May the Heavens Favor You,
Dark Meta Knight, Advisor to Queen Sectonia, Ruler of the Heavens"
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Certified practitioner of awesome.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 9 2015, 01:29:42 PM
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Day 30 15 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (20 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 5,000 Lemurians 4,000 Rock Golems 4,000 Jellyfish 4,000 Wisps 0 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 17,000 Civilians: 12,000
Coins: 3,000 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 30/200 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 30/75 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 0/30 Ceramics (Troop) 10/20
Factories: soon
War Machines: nothin'
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: not a thing
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30
LOG: thump (this music video is weird as hell so be prepared for that) It'd been a productive couple of weeks. Firstly, he'd worked out an alliance with some alien species also on the planet. He didn't have too much intel on them, but he was looking into it. He just hoped they were trustworthy and able to hold their own. Other than the alliance, a few other things had transpired. Providence's little project to gather Wisps into the army was a success, and now a few thousand of them were crowding around the Contact Light. Unlike the other, more alive creatures, they didn't seem to have any pastimes. They would just sit in the same spots all day, burning and staring into the distance. And that wasn't even to be the beginning of the creepy creatures that were to amass. Providence had assured Commando that Black Imps would also start showing up soon. That was a pretty terrifying prospect. Those things had always freaked Commando out. Other than that, Engineer had said he'd start work on getting the Contact Light's alarm system more up-to-date. It could identify large groups, but not the finer details. Things were just moving along steadily, slowly making more and more preparations. Commando didn't care to think too long on what exactly they were preparing for. He'd deal with that when it came.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 13 2015, 06:52:08 PM
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Day 50 20 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (20 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 5,000 Lemurians 4,000 Rock Golems 4,000 Jellyfish 4,000 Wisps 4,000 Clay Men 4,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 25,000 Civilians: 20,000
Coins: 5,000 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 50/200 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 50/75 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 20/30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 10/30
Factories: soon
War Machines: nothin'
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: not a thing
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20
LOG: Brusher PatrolUnexpectedly, the head of Sniper's target exploded. A torrent of the unfortunate recipient's innards were instantly tossed sky-high, arcing into the air and having the wind carry them off. No doubt, there'd be a great mess to clean up. Or there would be, if it hadn't just been a training dummy. Sniper had been at this for almost three months now. For some reason, after the crash, their aim took a drastic hit- although, it was usually others taking the hit. But soon enough, their aim would be back into tippy-top shape. "Impressive," Commando remarked between puffs of a cigarette. Sniper, although as stoically unemotional as usual, had a displeased air. "I can hit the same shot from another hundred feet away," they said with a cross of their arms. "If you can, then why didn't you?" Commando asked this, knowing full well what their answer would be. A glance that was supposed to be irritation. "Correction: could hit that shot." Commando smirked, tossing the now flavorless smoke to the ground. "Yeah, well, as soon as Engineer gets your Spotter up and running I'm sure you'll make it two hundred extra feet," he said. "Speaking of him, pretty sure he needs my help with something. Fixing up the radar or something." Commando rose, starting to walk off. "Don't stay out here too late." Sniper shrugged off the suggestion, or perhaps order, and took aim once again.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 16 2015, 10:11:42 AM
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Day 65 15 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 5,000 Lemurians 4,000 Rock Golems 4,000 Jellyfish 4,000 Wisps 4,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 31,000 Civilians: 26,000
Coins: 6,500 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 65/200 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 65/75 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 5/50 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 25/30
Factories: soon
War Machines: nothin'
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: not a thing
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30
LOG: QueensA light rapping came at Commando's door. The general sighed, irritated. He'd just helped Engineer finish off the improved radar. What the hell did he need now? But Engineer was not at the door. Instead, he found himself staring up into the face of a burly, tall man in a riot suit. Enforcer. His shield was strapped to his back, and he held his combat shotgun at the ready. Commando knew of the man's existence, but hadn't imagined he would need to deal with him. Knowing Enforcer, he would've tried to escape the planet and probably died trying. "Commando," Enforcer said. His voice was clear, strong, and unnervingly formal. "I see you've set up a base of operations." He was still standing erect, facing forward. It irked Commando a bit. "And? Is that of concern to you, Enforcer?" Enforcer finally broke his posture, slinging his shotgun over his shoulder. "Commando, I have a single goal: to protect and serve the people. My duty usually resides with a different type of people," he explained. "However, it appears I am stranded on this god-forsaken planet." "And so, I am here to protect and serve you."
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 18 2015, 08:22:40 AM
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Day 75 10 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 5,000 Lemurians 5,000 Rock Golems 5,000 Jellyfish 5,000 Wisps 5,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 35,000 Civilians: 30,000
Coins: 7,500 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 75/200 Pulsing Servos (WM) 0/50 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 15/50 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 5/25
Factory One: Greater Wisp (WM) 0/10
War Machines: Sniper (75 Days)
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75
LOG: TetrapodSniper sat on the roof of the Contact Light, leaning against a wing. They had a clear view for miles. Had they wanted to, they could've regarded the creatures huddling around the ship. But that didn't concern them. What currently held their attention was something they'd only just noticed: a tin can, glinting in the sun maybe 500 feet away. This was only estimation, of course. Most would've not noticed it, but Sniper's eye is trained. The distinctive glint was what gave it away. Sniper rose to their feet, hefting their rifle. They took aim casually, not even going to the effort of aiming down the scope. They didn't need it. The whole process took about two to three seconds, after which Sniper sat back down. A loud bang resonated through the air as the bullet left the chamber. A few Lemurians looked up in surprise, but then realized it was just Sniper. They had grown used to the constant training. The glint went away.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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May 22 2015, 08:18:14 PM
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Day 95 20 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Janitor: HAN-D Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 10,000 Lemurians 8,000 Rock Golems 5,000 Jellyfish 5,000 Wisps 5,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 43,000 Civilians: 38,000
Coins: 9,500 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 95/200 Pulsing Servos (WM) 20/50 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 35/50 Leeching (Troop Upgrade) 0/25
Factory One: Greater Wisp (WM) 0/10
War Machines: Sniper (75 Days) x2 Greater Wisp (20 Days)
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 25
Completed Factory Projects Greater Wisp x2
LOG: Stealthy SnoopCommando, tired and not a hero yet, walked into his room. It had been a long day. The troops had undergone strange changes. Their bodies sometimes just decided to shoot lighting out. It caused a lot of damage, but Commando managed to patch things up. When he walked into his room, it was dark. A single glowing eye stared back at him. Commando, slightly startled, reached over slowly to the light switch. Whatever was in his room made no signs of hostility. He flicked the light on, revealing the source of the eye. It was a large robot. And it was sweeping the floor. It stared back at him, seemingly unconcerned with the lighting change. Commando was about to ask questions, when Engineer burst into the room. "Jeez! You've been in here?" Engineer's question to the burly robot was answered with more sweeping. Engineer noticed that Commando was in the room as well. "Oh man! Oh jeez, Commando! I'm so sorry! I didn't know it got loose, and I-" Commando cut Engineer off. "What the hell is it, exactly?" At that prompt, the robot finally spoke. "HELLO! I AM A HAN-D SERVICE BOT, HERE TO HELP WITH ALL OF YOUR JANITORIAL NEEDS AND, IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, TERMINATE INTRUDERS."It dawned on Commando that he was dealing with the old HAN-D. Engineer was still sheepishly trying to apologize. "I'm real sorry, Commando! I've been working on repairing it, and I guess he got out! I left for a second to get some new servos for it, and it must have... wanted to clean stuff." Commando shrugged, not really upset. "Things are pretty damn dusty around here."
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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May 25 2015, 10:37:36 AM
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Day 110 15 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Janitor: HAN-D Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 10,000 Lemurians 8,000 Rock Golems 7,000 Jellyfish 8,000 Wisps 6,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 49,000 Civilians: 44,000
Coins: 11,000 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 110/200 Pulsing Servos (WM) 35/50 Bundle of Fireworks (Hero Upgrade) 0/30 Leeching (Troop Upgrade) 15/25
Factory One: Greater Wisp (WM) 5/10
War Machines: Sniper (75 Days) x3 Greater Wisp (20 Days)
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 25 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 50
Completed Factory Projects Greater Wisp x3 (20 Day WM)
LOG: Eternal SanctityProvidence stood among a group of Wisps, staring out into the distance. His single eye blazed with a brilliant white light. He was scrying, looking out into this world an others. It seemed an army of ghosts was under attack, by some kind of cult to an ancient god of immense power known as "Luigi" and a more normal cult devoted to the Light. He wasn't sure which side he personally took, but he couldn't really complain about cults. Seeing as, to these creatures, he was a god. Apparently, a pocket dimension had opened in which members from every army set off on a journey away from some kind of bourgeois raccoon. No permanent damage would be done, but Providence suspected the Greater Beings might offer up rewards for those that did well on the journey. That obnoxious janitor robot was representing them. Providence didn't know how he felt about that. Especially since the main universe's HAN-D was still present and seemingly unaware to what was happening. His eye dimmed. Things were finally starting to pick up, and Providence was afraid that their army might soon also be a target. He wasn't ready yet, but Commando was prepped for a fight. He only hoped the human could handle whatever was coming at them.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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May 28 2015, 01:54:17 PM
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Day 125 15 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Janitor: HAN-D Avenger: Huntress Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 10,000 Lemurians 9,000 Rock Golems 9,000 Jellyfish 9,000 Wisps 8,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 55,000 Civilians: 50,000
Coins: 12,500 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 125/200 Origin (Artifact) 0/50 Bundle of Fireworks (Hero Upgrade) 15/30 MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint) 5/30
Factory One: Awaken (WM) 0/50
War Machines: Sniper (75 Days) HAN-D (50 Days) x5 Greater Wisp (20 Days)
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 25 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 50 Leeching (Troop Upgrade) 25 Pulsing Servos (WM) 50
Completed Factory Projects Greater Wisp x5 (20 Day WM)
LOG: AnimatedShe was first visible at sunrise. A lone figure, miles away, walking towards the ship. Sniper, having woken up early (as per usual), saw her coming. They took aim, hefting up their heavy rifle and aiming down the sights at the figure. Once their crosshair rested on her forehead, they paused. They informed Commando of her presence. Commando, who had remembered seeing her on the Contact Light before the crash, took it into consideration. Huntress mostly kept to herself, but he knew she had a vendetta. A vendetta against the Imps. They had showed up one day on her planet. She was human, of course, but it was desolate, barely able to support life, and had been colonized by humans. They appeared, as if from nowhere, one day. They tore down every city within a matter of months. They were ruthless, killing any human they found. As far as she knew, Huntress was the only survivor. There were probably others, but they were most likely too traumatized by the events to speak up about them or had suppressed the memories. Should she stumble upon the camp, she would certainly find the Imps and slaughter them. Or die trying. So Commando found Providence, instructed him to hide the Imps, and went out to find Huntress. She initially thought Commando was trying to attack her and responded violently, but Commando subdued her easily and nonlethally. But the exhaustion of the battle incapacitated Huntress. They took her to the medical bay. Examination revealed that she had been living on the fringe of death. She was gaunt. Barely alive. She appeared to have fallen into a coma. She was being kept on life support, and would hopefully be thankful enough to stay once she did wake up. Sniper and Providence tried to convince Commando that it was a waste of resources, that she would be too stubborn to stay, but Commando couldn't let this go. She would die by herself. Commando was looking to make sure that didn't happen.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Jun 2 2015, 07:54:07 AM
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Day 150 25 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Janitor: HAN-D Avenger: Huntress Chef: CHEF Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 15,000 Lemurians 10,000 Rock Golems 10,000 Jellyfish 10,000 Wisps 10,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 65,000 Civilians: 60,000
Coins: 15,000 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 150/200 Origin (Artifact) 25/50 Repulsion Armor (Hero Upgrade) 10/50 Blazing (Troop Upgrade) 0/25
Factory One: Awaken (WM) 25/50 Factory Two: Mechanical Spider (WM) 0/10
War Machines: Sniper (75 Days) HAN-D (50 Days) x5 Greater Wisp (20 Days)
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 25 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 50 Leeching (Troop Upgrade) 25 Pulsing Servos (WM) 50 Bundle of Fireworks (Hero Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint) 30
Completed Factory Projects Greater Wisp x5 (20 Day WM)
LOG: Overthere StairCHEF, the recently repaired culinary (and sometimes combative) robot, stared into HAN-D's one eye. It seemed to both of them that there could only be a singular service robot that also had a passion for murder on this ship. "How long have they been at this," Engineer whispered to Enforcer. The two had been watching their staring contest for half an hour now. "Eight days," Sniper answered as they walked by. "Should I... do something about it? I mean, if they keep this up forever, neither of them will be of much use," Enforcer said to Engineer. "Hey, man, go ahead." "But if you get beaten to a pulp or turned into tomorrow's canned meatloaf, don't say I didn't tell you so." Engineer removed his shield from his back, put it in front of him, and walked towards the pair slowly. His shotgun was at his side. The two automatons didn't seem to care about the approaching figure. "Pardon me, uh... sirs?" This was already going horribly. He was pretty sure the robots didn't even have a gender, and he really hoped they weren't packing steel schlongs. "I'm going to have to ask you two to... uh... break this... fight? Yeah, this fight up." HAN-D was finally the one that caved, looking over at Enforcer. "FUCK OFF, DICKFACE. I'M TRYING TO SHOW THIS COCKWIPE A THING OR TWO." "Attention, customers: CHEF (Culinary Help and Emergency Fortification) is not in service at this time. Please return at a later date." It was one of the few phrases programmed into CHEF. Enforcer was silent for a moment, then backed off. "Okay, yeah, whatever. I'll just leave you two to your... business."
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Jun 7 2015, 12:46:19 PM
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Day 175 25 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Janitor: HAN-D Avenger: Huntress Chef: CHEF Pyrrhic Plunderer: Bandit Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 20,000 Lemurians 15,000 Rock Golems 10,000 Jellyfish 10,000 Wisps 10,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 75,000 Civilians: 70,000
Coins: 17,500 Battle Points: 0
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Divine Protection (UWM) 175/200 Alien Head (Hero Upgrade) 0/100 Repulsion Armor (Hero Upgrade) 35/50 Frenzied (Troop Upgrade) 0/25
Factory One: Engineer (WM) 0/50 Factory Two: Mechanical Spider (WM) 5/10
War Machines: Sniper (75 Days) HAN-D (50 Days) Huntress (50 Days) x5 Greater Wisp (20 Days) x2 Mechanical Spider
Artifacts: zip, nada, zero, goose eggs
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 25 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 50 Leeching (Troop Upgrade) 25 Pulsing Servos (WM) 50 Bundle of Fireworks (Hero Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint) 30 Origin (Artifact) 50 Blazing (Troop Upgrade) 25
Completed Factory Projects Greater Wisp x5 (20 Day WM) Mechanical Spider x2 (20 Day WM) Awaken (WM) 50
LOG: I have like four thousand things to write. Huntress woke up, and Bandit arrived a few days earlier. He was snooping around in Lemurian underground cities. He's a captain now. Whatever.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Jun 16 2015, 02:31:37 PM
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Day 220 45 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Janitor: HAN-D Avenger: Huntress Chef: CHEF Pyrrhic Plunderer: Bandit Junkyard Titan: Loader Survivor: Miner Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 20,000 Lemurians 18,000 Rock Golems 15,000 Jellyfish 20,000 Wisps 10,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 93,000 Civilians: 88,000
Coins: 22,000 Battle Points: 0 (+10% on next battle)
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: probably
Projects: Imp Overlord's Tentacle (Artifact) 20/50 Alien Head (Hero Upgrade) 45/100 Crowbar (Hero Upgrade) 0/40 Volatile (Troop Upgrade) 20/25
Factory One: Engineer (WM) 45/50 Factory Two: Mechanical Spider (WM) 0/10
War Machines: Providence (200 Days) Sniper (75 Days) HAN-D (50 Days) Huntress (50 Days) x5 Greater Wisp (20 Days) x7 Mechanical Spider (20 Days)
Artifacts: Origin (50 Days)
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 25 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 50 Leeching (Troop Upgrade) 25 Pulsing Servos (WM) 50 Bundle of Fireworks (Hero Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint) 30 Origin (Artifact) 50 Blazing (Troop Upgrade) 25 Repulsion Armor (Hero Upgrade) 50 Divine Protection (UWM) 200 Frenzied (Troop Upgrade) 25 For Glory (Hero Upgrade) 30
Completed Factory Projects Greater Wisp x5 (20 Day WM) Mechanical Spider x7 (20 Day WM) Awaken (WM) 50
LOG: Scrapyard BHAN-D was keeping to itself, poking around in the cargo deck of the Contact Light. Sweeping this way and that, just making sure everything was tidy. After all, it was a janitor first and fighter second. However, in its cleaning, it noticed something: a refrigerator that had been in the cargo deck was gone. Shortly after noticing the absence of said kitchenware, a loud clanking noise came from deeper within the cargo bay. HAN-D rolled deeper into the depths, and stumbled upon a figure in a yellow mech suit. They were carrying a pile of scrapped electronics.HAN-D had caught a thief red handed! The mech-wearing burglar put their hands up, dropping all the various electronic equipment in a heap. A masculine voice came from inside the suit. "Please! My suit's damaged, and I need it to survive! I was just taking this junk you weren't using to repair it. Can you let me go?" HAN-D cocked its head to one side. Commando would want to know about this. Crystal Caves"This is asinine," Huntress commented. She and Bandit were snooping through the Lemurian's underground tunnels. Providence had reported a disturbance in the tunnels, and Commando had tasked Huntress and Bandit with dealing with it. As they crouched down in the narrow tunnels, they traveled towards the source of the commotion. After some stumbling in the dark, they came across some kind of room. It didn't look natural in the least. Stone had been carved in a circular pattern roughly. A hole in the ceiling of the chamber let light trickle down into it from the surface. The source of the hole? Presumably the escape pod that was in the center of the room. It looked like it had taken a bit of a beating from its rough landing. Huntress put the lantern she was carrying on the ground and drew her bow. Bandit already had his rifle at his side, and was approaching the escape pod. Bandit tapped on the pod with the barrel of his rifle. For a few seconds, it seemed as if nobody was in the pod. Then, some maniac in a miner's suit burst from it and swung around two pickaxes. After a brief and mostly painless fight, Bandit and Huntress stood over the incapacitated Miner. "Commando will want to know about this," the red-suited woman said.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Jun 24 2015, 10:51:39 AM
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Day 260 40 Day Update
Army: Risk of Rain "Fearless" Leader: Commando Recondite Rifleman: Sniper Deft Defender: Engineer Protection and Service: Enforcer Janitor: HAN-D Avenger: Huntress Chef: CHEF Pyrrhic Plunderer: Bandit Junkyard Titan: Loader Survivor: Miner Hired Sword: Mercenary Otherworldly Envoy: Providence
Base: UES Contact Light Base Defenses: Alarm System (50 Days): it's a radar Malfunctioning Gauss Canon (20 Days): shoots the shit out of things
Troops: 29,000 Lemurians 20,000 Rock Golems 20,000 Jellyfish 20,000 Wisps 10,000 Clay Men 10,000 Black Imps (UBER)
Total: 109,000 Civilians: 104,000
Coins: 30,000 Battle Points: 0 (+10% on next battle)
Alliances: Sectonia's Royal Army Battles: hopefully
Projects: Vengeance (Troop Upgrade) 10/50 Alien Head (Hero Upgrade) 85/100 Private Lessons (Hero Upgrade) 0/30 Tunnel (Lemurian Upgrade) 15/30
Factory One: Get that Phone Working (WM) 35/50 Factory Two: Mechanical Spider (WM) 0/10 Factory Three: Upgrade Gauss Cannon (Base Defense) 35/80
War Machines: Providence (200 Days) Sniper (75 Days) HAN-D (50 Days) Huntress (50 Days) Engineer (50 Days) x5 Greater Wisp (20 Days) x11 Mechanical Spider (20 Days)
Artifacts: Origin (50 Days) Imp Overlord's Tentacle (50 Days)
Items: MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint)
Completed Projects: Rekindling (Troop) 20 Leave the Vases Be (Uber Troop) 30 Ceramics (Troop) 20 Upped Security (Radar Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Greater Wisp (Blueprint) 30 Deaf Ears (War Machine) 75 Overloading (Troop Upgrade) 25 Elite (Troop Upgrade) 50 Leeching (Troop Upgrade) 25 Pulsing Servos (WM) 50 Bundle of Fireworks (Hero Upgrade) 30 MONSTER LOG: Mechanical Spider (Blueprint) 30 Origin (Artifact) 50 Blazing (Troop Upgrade) 25 Repulsion Armor (Hero Upgrade) 50 Divine Protection (UWM) 200 Frenzied (Troop Upgrade) 25 For Glory (Hero Upgrade) 30 Volatile (Troop Upgrade) 25 Evolved (Lemurian Upgrade) 20 Imp Overlord's Tentacle (Artifact) 50 Crowbar (Hero Upgrade) 40
Completed Factory Projects Greater Wisp x5 (20 Day WM) Mechanical Spider x11 (20 Day WM) Awaken (WM) 50 Engineer (WM) 50
LOG: TeresinaCommando held some kind of communication device in his hands. One glance told him that it was old. Its design looked similar to the "telephones" of old he had heard about. Except, it didn't appear to be tethered to anything and it looked like it had been manufactured rather recently. He'd found it in the pilot's cabin, so he was assuming it was a choice on the former pilot's part. The phone only had one button, with an insignia of a sword and some kind of old-looking space helmet on it. Commando had been internally debating for days as to whether or not he should press it. He'd asked Engineer and Loader, the two most technology-minded denizens of the ship, to look into it for him. Neither of them had come up with anything. So, Commando guessed the only thing left to do was to press the button. The moment his finger came down on it, a pre-recorded message started. playing. "Hey hey hey, shitbrick! I guess you finally found the fucking gall to try to call me after not paying me for..." a mechanical voice different from that of the caller said "two hundred and sixty days." After that, the original voice started again. "Needless to say, you have dishonored our agreement. You pay me, you get my services whenever you want. You haven't payed me, so ya don't get my fuckin' services. It's like you don't know how a goddamn mercenary service works." Commando paused to think about this. The former pilot had a mercenary on call? He had no idea what he would've needed that for. But that was besides the point. If he could get the phone to actually call this Mercenary, instead of just his answering machine... "Anyways, whenever you hear this I will consider our partnership completely and officially terminated. I'm not going to charge you for all of the time you haven't payed me for until now, but don't call this number again because all you'll get is a dead line, capiche? Alright, fuckwad, hope you got that through your dense fuckin' skull. Later forever."Commando stood still as the ringing from the phone resounded through the air. He had no idea how this stuff worked, but someone else might. He supposed this demanded another look from Engineer and Loader.
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- Vidguysteve
- Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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