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Ideas for section descriptions
Topic Started: Dec 23 2013, 07:29:03 PM (270 Views)
NeinBarkNobi
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They're a little thing, and they don't really matter, but they just make the board look nicer and a bit more fun.

So if anyone has any ideas for them, post away.
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Lordraymond
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3DS Wars: Like a real war but in THREE GLORIOUS DIMENSIONS. Wait, no, pretty much just like a real war.
Battles: Where people write text to describe one army made of text hitting another army made of text. Like a book or something.
Logbook Library: More like a compendium, really.
Troop Handbook: Everything contained herein shall die. A lot.
Technology: You'll need 420 yoloWatts of swag to power all these babies!
Bases: Home sweet home. Or ship. Or mountain. Or beachside resort. We have a rather eclectic populace.
Quests: Still a better love story than Twilight.
Heroes: Even heroes can still be downright dastardly and/or incorporeal.
Edited by Lordraymond, Dec 23 2013, 10:19:49 PM.
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Axem
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I like the Quest description, even though that joke is old, it works.

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NeinBarkNobi
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3DS Wars: ADVANCED 3D GAMEPLAY! CAN'T BE SEEN ON TV
Battles: Unlike most real battles, these take about a month to finish on average
Logbook Library: Familiarize yourself with the number 4
Troop Handbook: 150,000 future corpses
Technology: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but tanks and ships will kill you
Bases: Ten bucks says all of them will require you to get flight upgrades

Eh couldn't think of anything good for Quests and Heroes. These ones are shitty as is anyway. Also this Virtual Boy commercial is pretty creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKKK6FH1vGw
Edited by NeinBarkNobi, Dec 23 2013, 10:49:04 PM.
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
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lordberfer00
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3DS Wars: More dimensions, more slaughter.
Battles: Basically slap fights through text. With more whining.
Logbook Library: One of the only libraries most of us will go to.
Troops: Bred to kill, not to care, do just as you say. Finished here, grinning Death, they're yours to take away.
Alternate Troops Idea: For whom the bell tolls, 150,000 times.
Technology: Such fine craftsmanship, it's almost plagiarism. Oh wait...
Alternate Technology Idea: The blueprints come from piss rorshachs.
Bases: One place you don't want to be penetrated.
Quests: "Quest" might be a strong word...
Heroes: The Hall of Fuckers You Want Dead.
Edited by lordberfer00, Dec 24 2013, 06:00:08 AM.
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We can probably pick and choose just from these, they're pretty good.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Troops: You're just gonna give them a flight upgrade and be done with it
Heroes: Controversies for everyone!
Quests: Approximately 88% of you will welch upon attempting these
Army Logs: Please don't wait 50 days between updates, it makes things hard for everyone.

These were all the ones I could think of off the top of my head.
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NeinBarkNobi
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So you admins can add whichever ones you like. You're the only ones who can do it, so go for it.
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lordberfer00
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Okay, so since nobody else is doing it, here are the ones I think we should use:

3DS Wars: ADVANCED 3D GAMEPLAY! CAN'T BE SEEN ON TV
Battles: Where people write text to describe one army made of text hitting another army made of text. Like a book or something.
Logbook Library: One of the only libraries most of us will go to.
Troops: Bred to kill, not to care, do just as you say. Finished here, grinning Death, they're yours to take away.
Technology: Such fine craftsmanship, it's almost plagiarism. Oh wait...
Bases: One place you don't want to be penetrated.
Quests: "Quest" might be a strong word...
Heroes: The Hall of Fuckers You Want Dead.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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NeinBarkNobi
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Works for me

I'd put them in, but I don't have admin powers.
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I went with Berfer's, but made my own one for quests and used Nobi's for the Troop section.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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