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Paper Mario The Book of Ages; Is not a real game
Topic Started: May 6 2013, 11:03:21 PM (748 Views)
Steev
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Wanna start off by repeating the topic description for those of you who got excited, this is not a real Paper Mario game. I found this while searching for a picture of Chet Rippo, and instead I found the deviantart account of the same name. And his page was full of these.

The description and story for the "game" and the chapters read like some bad knock-off of Majora's Mask (which the creator admits) [with the main town being a giant clock world and the goal of the "game" is to gather seven instruments to stop a comet from destroying the world, with some time travel thrown in]. Frankly, it would have been a better game than Sticker Star.

The thing that actually got me interested enough to share this with you all is that it inspired some music based off the ideas that really sound like they belong in a Paper Mario game. I won't post the story, but I'll share the pictures and accompanying music.

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Our Story Begins
Battle Time
Level Up
A Mini-Boss Appears
Bigger Baddies

Prologue:
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The Time Wizard shows up and he's all "Time Roulette Go" and now Majora's Mask shit is happening, so a book tells Mario to start a magic band or some shit
Countdown Town
The Great Tick-Tocker!
Zero Hour

Chapter One:
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Remember that episode of Dragonball where you meet Oolong and he's capturing girls to marry? Yeah, that's what this is but with a Bomb Boo instead of a pig. He's even wearing the hat.
Petunia Prarie
Humble Village
The Azure Knight Boomley
Azure Castle
Battle with the Azure Knight

Chapter Two:
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Some murder mystery shit because Mario can't go a game without solving one. The guy in black with the tophat and mustache is evil, who knew? He's got a robot that runs on soda, so break it. Does anyone even remember what the fuck Toast was? I don't.
Gwah Ha Har Gorge
Yellow and Purple (Fuck, this could have worked for a Popple theme)
Battle with the Wario Bros.
Chuckola Cola Factory
Detective Mario Returns
It Runs on Soda!
Chuckolabot 8800 Battle

Chapter Three:
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Kill a demon with a spoiled bean burrito a samurai gives you or something.
Where the Cherry Blossoms Grow
Furui Village
Legendary Samurai
Vegetable Thief
Fighting the Invincible Oni
Fighting the Unvincible Oni

Chapter Four:
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You spend the entire chapter working as a janitor, trying to convince everyone that Zim is an alien with a shitty disguise while beating up kids in the halls. Eventually you fight a giant Silver Fish right out of nowhere.
Halls of Goomsdale

Chapter Five:
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Everyone's James Bonding it up.
The lakitu is named Scutwork. He throws hats. I thought that deserved a mention.

Chapter Six:
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Ancient Roman Glitz Pit with Hytail, in the tradition of Paper Mario Dragons having the -tail suffix.

Chapter Seven:
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Go to Atlantis Squarepantis and fight an alien controlling a squid called Gunion. I can only imagine it had layers.
City of Muda

Chapter Eight:
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Fight the Token Taker and stop him, but the weight of all the times he succeeded in destroying the world is destroying the world. Balls. Since Mario is a hardcore motherfucker, the new plan is to erase him from history after he goes all Diaboromon.
Wizardly Tower
Edited by Steev, May 6 2013, 11:03:40 PM.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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lordberfer00
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If only this was a real game, it looks very promising actually.

The music's pretty good too, and with an adjusted plot it could be almost as good as the first two.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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NeinBarkNobi
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It looks pretty neat actually. That's a lot of music though. I'll listen to some of it later.

Oh and looks like Bi-Polar Bot is there. Guess that one didn't require much thought as a boss, since that guy actually was going to be in TTYD.
Edited by NeinBarkNobi, May 7 2013, 10:13:10 AM.
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
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TheGamerGod333
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fuck yeah Bi-Polar Bot

and janitor chapter pls
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TheBurrowingHippo
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I heard something about this some time ago but forgot entirely about it.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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