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Which of these 6 girls would you go talk to?
Topic Started: Dec 4 2012, 04:26:25 PM (451 Views)
Strausser
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So you're taking a walk in the park, and you notice there are about 6 fine ladies worth at least talking to...

There's girl 1, let's call her Tina, she's sitting on a bench reading a book, she looks to be of the intellectual type, she's not obnoxious nor too nerdy, but rather attractive and balanced in her life, she also has a sweet smile.

Then there's girl 2, Rachel, she's in her jogging exercise, sprinting around the park with some of her friends, she's a pretty active, athletic, and outgoing girl who would like some competition in her life and has confidence enough to take on any challenge, but is not over competitive and knows when to stop.

Then we have girl 3, Paige, she's happily singing around the fountain, she's of the cheerful and easy going type, she has a funny, crazy, random demeanor, you can almost feel her joy and you know you're gonna have a blast just by talking to her, and every dialogue with her will be unique in its own way.

Near the fountain, in the open area, there's a bakery stand, here we have girl 4, Autumn, she bakes homemade apple and cherry pies for her customers, she's top wife material, a lady who will take care of her boyfriend/husband when he comes back home after a day of work.

Girl 5, Rebecca, she's at a table enjoying a piece of pie from the bakery, she's hands down the most beautiful lady in the whole park (and probably in the whole city), but she's been lonely since every guy already assumes that she already has an incomparable boyfriend or has very high standards, but although she's of the sophisticated type, she's very down to earth, and deep down she's desperately looking for someone who makes her laugh.

And lastly, we have girl 6, pretty and cute Faith, she's sitting on the green area feeding a couple of rabbits some baby carrots, she's pretty but very shy and easily scared, but once she opens up to someone she becomes the most easy going person.
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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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How does I talk to wimminz?
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
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the knife

refer to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IirqYRn79nA
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Axem Red
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I would say Rebecca but I'm in the same position as Nobi.
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I'd walk up to each o' them as creepily as possible and ask in the most polite, your imaginary moose olde English fashion "Good morrow fair maiden, wouldst thou be partial to earning an easy but well-deserved fifty dollars?"

If any responded in affirmative, I'd honk a shoehorn while shouting "we have a winner!" before walking away with no further interaction.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Release a flock of pigeons upon them.

This is how you greet a person, yes?
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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It is most CERTAINLY not like these people are actually humanized representations of Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy. Not at all.

That said, I obviously go for Fluttershy "Faith"; the shy ones are always total screamers in bed.
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Lordraymond
Dec 4 2012, 06:09:49 PM
It is most CERTAINLY not like these people are actually humanized representations of Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy. Not at all.

That said, I obviously go for Fluttershy "Faith"; the shy ones are always total screamers in bed.
Wow. I didn't realize that until you said that.

Plus thanks for the quote.
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ICE CREAM!
Why, I'd tip the pan atop my head and comment on whatever wonderful quality of theres' is most apparent and chat on how well it fits in with the current vista. I'd then procede to forget what I'm doing and order a pie, cause gosh darn it pie!
I is da bets noob.
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Dec 4 2012, 06:20:19 PM
I'd then procede to forget what I'm doing and order a pie, cause gosh darn it pie!
I'm sorry, but I believe you made a mistake right there. What you meant to say is you would order a cake, because gosh darn it cake!

Prop.

Let's not have an issue here.
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Pie and cake are both good

And wow this is Pony crap?
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
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I suspected somehow, I believe

that must be why I answered the way I did
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knew from the start it was horsefucking from my small time as an outcast of the ponyfag

strausser pls
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Strausser
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Wait what? Oh God, why do you bronies always have to make everything be about ponies? X_x
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Shut your whore mouth, you know what this is.
Fuck's sake you didn't even change the first letters of their names.

I'm so tired of people tricking me into fucking horses. It was funny the first couple times but not anymore.
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