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Improbable Island; i'm the best spokesperson
Topic Started: Sep 28 2012, 05:59:16 PM (216 Views)
TheBurrowingHippo
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http://www.improbableisland.com/

Ever had the urge to slice up The Thing from the Back of the Fridge with a Circular Saw bought with silver tokens useless anywhere else? Or what about beating back a Gnome army with your fists that were strapped to your back moments ago while wearing a Hippie Poncho? Then this is your island!

Dropped onto the island with nothing but your genitals hanging in the wind, you're expected to save the world from a device that causes improbable things to happen, aptly named the Improbability Device. I'd give more details, but those are spoilers! (Remember everyone- Rosebud is a sled!)

From my own two hours of playing it and getting nowhere, I've gotten the gist of it easily. Though, I'll give you fair warning- the community chat that you see?

It has furries.

I don't mind them myself, but you might, so whatever.

play tha game i guess
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheFinalEnigma
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i'll make a spike speigal account and do nothing with it
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TheGamerGod333
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I was going to, but then I got distracted by a neat piece of string and now I'm back to writing
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Axem Red
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I got bored quite fast. Up to the point where I had to come with a password, so I quit.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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That's the intro, you fat nasty trash.

You get to the actual gameplay after that.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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lordberfer00
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TheBurrowingHippo
Sep 28 2012, 10:23:17 PM
That's the intro, you fat nasty trash.

You get to the actual gameplay after that.
Hippo, you disappoint me.

You can think of better insults than something that uncreative.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Lordraymond
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Beefie, you gooch-slurping ham-slapper
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Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

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I'm pathetic I know
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Lordraymond
Sep 28 2012, 10:26:55 PM
Beefie, you gooch-slurping ham-slapper
That was a pussy insult, Ray, but still creative, I guess.

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Axem Red
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George Carlin is the shit.
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