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Shrek, I'm calling you out.
Topic Started: Sep 16 2012, 01:25:00 AM (343 Views)
TheGamerGod333
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So, it's been a bit since you've joined this here forum... during your stay, you've posted several images, a lot of them rather good, but I suspected something wasn't quite right about this. It took me a bit to remember it, but eventually it finally popped into my head.

Ogres can't use computers.

See, ogres are too far stupid and unsophisticated and brutish to use such technology, let alone collect a mass supply of images, which some of them were probably made by your own hand, and god damn it ogres can't even comprehend art, let alone microsoft paint. If you were shown a better program like paint.net or god forbid, photoshop, your brain would probably explode but oh wait, OGRES DON'T HAVE BRAINS LARGE ENOUGH TO EVEN BE ABLE TO EXPLODE. Now, if ogres aren't able to use technology, and even if they were able to, they are not able to make such pictures like you've used in your time to stay here. What does this mean?

You sir, are not an ogre. You're not Shrek at all.

But that brings the question, if you're not an ogre, then what the hell are you? Another person who just deeply loves Shrek and is roleplaying as him on an internet forum in their parents' basement? That would be the easy solution. No, what you are is a Goblin. See, Goblins are quite more evolved than ogres, plus they are much more sophisticated and more intelligent. Why, I've even met one that was an artist in my travels. What would be the purpose of impersonating Shrek, a lovable but extremely dimwitted and brutish ogre who is a movie star and for some reason is the best friend of a talking donkey who has the soul of Eddie Murphy? I'll tell you what the purpose is. You are a fan of these ogres, and you are impersonating Shrek to make it seem like ogres are not only intelligent, but also sophisticated and cunning. But at the same time, you are ruining the good name of Shrek, the ogre who dwells in his beloved swamp by portraying him as some ogre that somehow is capable of using a computer and has a stockpile of shrek images. OR, perhaps you are simply the embodiment of the internet itself, but in Shrek's form? I don't know which one it is, but that just leaves us with one solution.

I'm calling you out, goblin.

Your time as an ogre in this forum are over, reveal yourself as the goblin you are. Don't hate yourself man, goblins aren't bad at all.

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Just LOOK at that sexy bastard. Dem teeth.

Listen to me guys, this fellow isn't Shrek at all, he's a god damned goblin. I know the last time I said listen to me guys it was about Ben and look how much of a joke that turned out to be. He's just over there in the corner being silent other than posting links and stuff about HMS. Pretty sure that bastard's dead, to be honest. Ben is a joke, Shrek is a goblin impostor who is going to murder us all if we don't realize he's a fake hedgehog ogre. Check myself before I shrek myself? More like, check myself before I goblin myself.








tl;dr version: shrek u no ogre, u goblin. come at me bro
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lordberfer00
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Why can't he be an Uruk-Hai?

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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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http://youtu.be/68temYq3vVI
Edited by Shrek, Sep 16 2012, 01:40:07 AM.
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Move Ogre, the big man is here.
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TGG, you're forgetting a simple fact.

He uses wooden computers.

By Jake Robins law, anything made of wood has incredible properties and can somehow be operated without any controls.
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say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

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Move Ogre, the big man is here.
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Malacath is gonna smite ye TGG
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Best read to this
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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I prefer Ill Triello as a dueling/showdown song.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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I ain't afraid of no goblin
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TheGamerGod333
Sep 16 2012, 04:59:03 PM
I ain't afraid of no goblin
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
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TheGamerGod333
Sep 16 2012, 04:59:03 PM
I ain't afraid of no goblin
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
You can keep typing all you what but I can't understand what you're saying because I don't understand the feckin' GOBLIN LANGUAGE
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Well guys, it was nice knowing TGG while it lasted.
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I am willing to die as the one who stood up against this feckin' goblin and his god damned mind control.

He ain't an ogre, OGRES AREN'T EVEN REAL THINGS

LIES
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Oct 5 2012, 05:20:59 PM
TheGamerGod333
Sep 16 2012, 04:59:03 PM
I ain't afraid of no goblin
What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
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