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| Hippo's Stoner Drum Circle Adventures | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 14 2012, 08:27:49 PM (153 Views) | |
| TheBurrowingHippo | Sep 14 2012, 08:27:49 PM Post #1 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Gather around children, it's story time. Me and my sister (who's amazing and drives me places) sometimes go to the lake near us and feed ducks (and sometimes geese, which is always horrifying). After most of the bread is gone, we go out to the dock and give whatever's left to the turtles, and eat candy and drink soda. We were gonna go tonight, but we underestimated autumn and went at 7:45. By the time we got there, it was a total Slender-Haven, so we got the hell out of there. We instead went to a lit-up park and caught frogs (it'd been sprinkling all day, so it was perfect). However, the place is in the stoner part of town. We thankfully didn't run into any and caught plenty of frogs. We were going to climb up a little rock and sit on it, but once we got to the top we heard something: Drums. I had no idea what it was, but my sister told me that it was most likely a Stoner Drum Circle. I didn't even know that was a thing. We decided that we should get out of there before we got cooked into meth, but I'd be lying if I said my curiosity wasn't a bit piqued. So I think I might have to go stoner hunting sometime. |
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| NeinBarkNobi | Sep 14 2012, 08:44:00 PM Post #2 |
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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This is clearly fake There are no bodies of water in Texas. Just bodies of oil. Unless it was an oil lake. |
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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> | |
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| X-Naut | Sep 14 2012, 09:28:09 PM Post #3 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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Of course it's oil, Nobi. It's just that Texans have lived there for so long they've grown accustomed to it and use it in place of water. As a result they can't tell the two apart. |
The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Sep 15 2012, 08:38:15 AM Post #4 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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No, we have water. It's just that all of it is always boiling. |
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| lordberfer00 | Sep 15 2012, 11:15:58 AM Post #5 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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The stoners playing drums aren't the arseholes who're going to turn you into meth, the ones that'll turn you into meth are the ones who are walking down the street, twitching, and asking why everything's laughing at them. The drum stoners are probably cool, and do acid, shrooms, or mary-juanito. Meth-heads would be too paranoid to stay outside in one spot, though banging on an object repeatedly is not out of the question. |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Shrek | Sep 16 2012, 12:39:24 AM Post #6 |
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Shrek
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf7mG5EnyoE&feature=player_embedded |
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