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Jokes; Share some if you got some
Topic Started: Aug 31 2012, 08:44:39 AM (137 Views)
Axem Red
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What do you call a cowardly octopus?

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

I should live in Iowa or Wisconsin
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lordberfer00
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Drive carefully, 95% of people in the world are caused by accidents.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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TheGamerGod333
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lordberfer00
Aug 31 2012, 05:19:53 PM
Drive carefully, 95% of people in the world are caused by accidents.
see, now THAT was funny
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Berfer was the only funny thing in this topic and Axem why does your post contain so many spoilers when nobody actually clicks on sig spoilers.
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lordberfer00
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Discordian aphorisms:

"Never trust a cop with a rubber glove."

"The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon."

"Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles."

"You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey."

"Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia."
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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lordberfer00
Aug 31 2012, 07:23:27 PM
"You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey."
it's funny because Nobi lives there
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lordberfer00
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Want to know the best part about necrophilia?

You don't have to bring flowers.

Usually they're already there.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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