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Happy Birthday, Fanning.; Tubbs is the superior last name, whore-DISREGARD THAT I SUCK DICKS-wow Ray, rude
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 04:00:34 PM (149 Views)
TheBurrowingHippo
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I would've gotten you a cake, but I couldn't find a properly smelly one.
Edited by TheBurrowingHippo, Aug 2 2012, 05:29:14 PM.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Lordraymond
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I just get mine from the dumpsters outside of bakeries

The smell isn't quite rancid enough for my tastes, but it works well enough.

And congratulations, you avoided getting spanked. The rest of ya'll, however... Yo asses gon' be reeeeed
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Happy birthday

Like I said in the shoutbox, shit's not displaying.
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>
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lordberfer00
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Merry Life Day and all that.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Axem Red
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Awww... Ray is another year older. Isn't that just the sweetest fucking thing ever?

No but seriously, Happy Birthday you crazy fucker you.

You look so much older too:

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TheFinalEnigma
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happy birthday
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NeinBarkNobi
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You're only 16 dude?

Thought you were older.
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
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TheGamerGod333
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fuck you Ray

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Lordraymond
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Wow
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I'm commonly mistaken for me being older

People commonly think I'm 19 or some shit IRL
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
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Steev
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You are home alone. You're lying on the bed in a nightie and panties. Lace. Everywhere. You hear a rapping at your bedroom door. Geting up to investigate you find no one in the hallway. It was a ruse: on a winged horse I emerge from the window. (Sexier that way.) I dismount and call your name. In shock and awe you approach and touch the horse's feathered wings. You ask if they are real. I say "Bitch, of course." You are turned on by my forthrightness. So you touch my rippling abs instead. Soon we are both shirtless. You clench your fist around my waistline and start pulling down my pants. It is difficult as I am wearing assless chaps. The ushe. You struggle and sweat but I stop you, lift up your chin and say let me. You lie back against the floor and observe the glory before you. I have shaved all my lower body hair into letters that spell "Happy Birthday Ray." You are so turned on that you nearly drown in your own drool. I give you mouth to mouth resuscitation. You are grateful. I hop back on my horse and ride naked into the night. You keep the assless chaps as a souvenir of this great day.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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Lordraymond
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They need to print that story on cards and sell them to small children.

THAT WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT OF ALL TIME
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
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