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Ask an Australian guy anything
Topic Started: Jul 10 2012, 02:04:06 AM (258 Views)
Steev
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coolskeleton95
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I'm in Australia now. Don't believe me? Ask this kangaroo.

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I sexed it to death as part of passing through customs at the Sydney airport.

I will answer all of your stupid, wild questions about this crazy-ass upside-downinest country in the world while I'm here. Make them good so I can make mine good.
Edited by Steev, Jul 10 2012, 02:04:45 AM.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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lordberfer00
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Are you going to eat that desiccating carcass?
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Steev
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lordberfer00
Jul 10 2012, 02:39:19 AM
Are you going to eat that desiccating carcass?
No. I'm going to sex it until it's nothing but a pouch and a pelvis.
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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Could I have a turn on the kangaroo carcass?

I have needs too...
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Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

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I'm pathetic I know
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Steev
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Get the fuck away from my bangaroo
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Lordraymond
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Well fine then

In that case, how many vicious creatures have mauled you since you arrived? Aside from that koala bear. You insisted you were hugging it but we all know the truth. We could see it in its eyes.
It was rape.
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

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TheGamerGod333
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Is everything upside down like over there?
Did a koala bear ask you for some spare change yet?
Are there no games over there because they've banned them all?
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Now you just need to brave the spider armies, drop bears, and everything else Australia has to offer. You should ride forth on your sexed to death Kangaroo mount.
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
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Axem Red
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If you get bit by those things... you die in 2 hours. Unless you can get help in time.
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lordberfer00
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Is this the story all about how your life got flipped? Turned upside-down?
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Approximately how many species have you maimed, slaughtered, and raped to the point where they worship you as their god king?
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lordberfer00
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Also, Merry Life Day, comrade Vidguy. May your enemies die a slow and painful death.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Steev
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Well fine then

In that case, how many vicious creatures have mauled you since you arrived? Aside from that koala bear. You insisted you were hugging it but we all know the truth. We could see it in its eyes.
It was rape.

More then fourteen. And she was asking for it, did you see how she was dressed?

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Is everything upside down like over there?
Did a koala bear ask you for some spare change yet?
Are there no games over there because they've banned them all?

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No, he just wanted some of dat eucalyptus herb
There's no downloading porn illegally here, either. They really crack down on censorship. There's plenty of strip clubs, though.

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Is this the story all about how your life got flipped? Turned upside-down?

I already did the upside-down letters thing, fuck. No. No it's not. It's about how no one can fight like Gaston.

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Approximately how many species have you maimed, slaughtered, and raped to the point where they worship you as their god king?

Only the one koala.
Edited by Steev, Jul 11 2012, 04:56:07 AM.
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lordberfer00
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You didn't get my Bel-Air reference.

Oh well.
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