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| Topic Started: Jul 10 2012, 02:04:06 AM (256 Views) | |
| Steev | Jul 10 2012, 02:04:06 AM Post #1 |
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I'm in Australia now. Don't believe me? Ask this kangaroo.![]() I sexed it to death as part of passing through customs at the Sydney airport. I will answer all of your stupid, wild questions about this crazy-ass upside-downinest country in the world while I'm here. Make them good so I can make mine good. Edited by Steev, Jul 10 2012, 02:04:45 AM.
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| lordberfer00 | Jul 10 2012, 02:39:19 AM Post #2 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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Are you going to eat that desiccating carcass? |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Steev | Jul 10 2012, 04:39:04 AM Post #3 |
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No. I'm going to sex it until it's nothing but a pouch and a pelvis. |
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| Lordraymond | Jul 10 2012, 05:02:20 AM Post #4 |
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Wow
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Could I have a turn on the kangaroo carcass? I have needs too... |
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| Steev | Jul 10 2012, 05:10:09 AM Post #5 |
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Get the fuck away from my bangaroo |
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| Lordraymond | Jul 10 2012, 05:25:54 AM Post #6 |
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Well fine then In that case, how many vicious creatures have mauled you since you arrived? Aside from that koala bear. You insisted you were hugging it but we all know the truth. We could see it in its eyes. It was rape. |
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| TheGamerGod333 | Jul 10 2012, 05:58:32 AM Post #7 |
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Is everything upside down like over there? Did a koala bear ask you for some spare change yet? Are there no games over there because they've banned them all? |
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| Axem Red | Jul 10 2012, 08:27:54 AM Post #8 |
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Beware of the Funnel Web Spider. |
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| NeinBarkNobi | Jul 10 2012, 09:33:09 AM Post #9 |
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Now you just need to brave the spider armies, drop bears, and everything else Australia has to offer. You should ride forth on your sexed to death Kangaroo mount. |
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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> | |
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| Axem Red | Jul 10 2012, 01:48:14 PM Post #10 |
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If you get bit by those things... you die in 2 hours. Unless you can get help in time. |
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| lordberfer00 | Jul 10 2012, 02:46:51 PM Post #11 |
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Is this the story all about how your life got flipped? Turned upside-down? |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Fordicon98 | Jul 10 2012, 05:48:58 PM Post #12 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Approximately how many species have you maimed, slaughtered, and raped to the point where they worship you as their god king? |
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| lordberfer00 | Jul 11 2012, 02:52:22 AM Post #13 |
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Also, Merry Life Day, comrade Vidguy. May your enemies die a slow and painful death. |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Steev | Jul 11 2012, 04:55:48 AM Post #14 |
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More then fourteen. And she was asking for it, did you see how she was dressed?
sǝʎ No, he just wanted some of dat eucalyptus herb There's no downloading porn illegally here, either. They really crack down on censorship. There's plenty of strip clubs, though.
I already did the upside-down letters thing, fuck. No. No it's not. It's about how no one can fight like Gaston.
Only the one koala. Edited by Steev, Jul 11 2012, 04:56:07 AM.
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| lordberfer00 | Jul 11 2012, 05:37:08 AM Post #15 |
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You didn't get my Bel-Air reference. Oh well. |
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