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Roll to Dodge: Nintendo Wars edition; What is this I don't even
Topic Started: Jun 25 2012, 01:13:40 PM (840 Views)
lordberfer00
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The Destroyer of Fun
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He gets to vote because he has a cool gray name.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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TheBurrowingHippo
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His name is ash.

By this logic, Ben is a Pokemon trainer that wants to be the very best like no one ever was.

To catch them is his real test

To train them is his cause
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheGamerGod333
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hippo you fagt

it isn't ash grey

it's just normal grey

jesus dude lrn u gaddamned colors ya facking coont
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TheBurrowingHippo
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fuk ur culur fyseks
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Axem Red
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Ford you forgot me in the stats.

Also I use my invisibility to kill berfie.
Edited by Axem Red, Jun 27 2012, 06:19:47 AM.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Wasn't I supposed to be doing something in the sp-

OH CRAP RtD

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ROUND 3

lordberfer00
 
Eat the bear's head and use it's body in a ritual to summon Teddy Roosevelt's ghost.


6= Critical Success

...

Somehow, the ritual not only brings back his ghost, it reinstates him as President, with you as his VP! (+1 to next roll)

NeinBarkNobi
 
Decorate chair to make it look like a throne


5= Epic Success

Your new "throne" looks so amazing, everyone is jealous of it. (+1 to next roll)

X-Naut_P
 
Buy a lottery ticket and hope to win it big.


3-1=2 Failure

Sadly, hope is all you can do. (1 turn left until total rabiefication)

TheGamerGod333
 
Attempt to take over Europe entirely with my Homeless Messiah friend.


4=Success

You conquer Europe with relative ease, though I hear a resistance movement is brewing somewhere...

Bosstile
 
Steal a someone's cellar.


2=Failure

You can't find this "A Someone." Maybe you should look harder?

TheBurrowingHippo
 
Force Derpyotto to enchant my codpiece with his majyk.


3-1=2 Failure

Derpyotto's still injured and is incapable of casting majyk at the moment.

Lordraymond
 
Attempt to get caught by the cops


2-1=1 Critical Failure

The cops catch you and beat you to death.

Lordraymond has died!

TheFinalEnigma
 
Steal nobi's chair


4=Success

You grab his chair and run, without realizing that he's kind of attached to it.

TsukikoNeri
 
Kick logic out and do the impossible by manipulating the space-time labyrinth to recreate the powers once wielded by Simon the Digger.


1= Critical Failure

The space-time labyrinth will have none of this, and instead traps you within it's confines!

Axem Red
 
Also I use my invisibility to kill berfie.


4=Success

You sneak into the White House and launch an attack on the new VP!

Lordberfer00 must roll to dodge!

1+1=2 Failure

Several stab wounds from an unseen assailant suddenly appear all over your body. Ow.

Lordberfer00 has been severely injured! (3 more turns)

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Okay, so now we've got our first instance of death. Death is only a minor setback in this game, you can feel free to keep performing actions (conquer the afterlife, etc.) as you please. hell, you can try and revive yourself if you want.

Wait, I sense something is going to happen soon...

Event Countdown Timer: 2 turns
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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Kick Tiffy in the face
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>
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TheFinalEnigma
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Devour Nobi.
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KenjiYoi
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Heh... Well if my sister is going to join, why the fuck not?

I attempt to laugh at Tsukiko, then just to spite her, attempt to go join the Anti-Spirals and begin to learn their ways.
Umad Bro?


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lordberfer00
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Ignore my injuries because it takes more than that to kill a bull-moose, then borrow Roosevelt's mighty shotgun and blind fire all around the room to kill Axem.
Edited by lordberfer00, Jul 8 2012, 03:27:22 PM.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Lordraymond
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Wow
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Wait... If I FAILED to get caught by the cops, that means I didn't get caught.

What is this I don't even

Also I thought only 1's were supposed to get you killed.
I read that equation wrong
Maths is hurd

Oh yeah and I attempt to return to this world as the Lich King by possessing a Prince
Edited by Lordraymond, Jul 8 2012, 03:40:50 PM.
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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I don't play nice.

So, if you (hypothetically) use your -3 to find a bag of ancient treasure, then I'll give you a cursed diamond which turns your skin into pancakes. Whilst a flock of hungry birds fly over you.
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TsukikoNeri
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I attempt to live in one of the space-time labyrinth's many alternate realities, trying to find one where I live a much better life than I otherwise would.(Ah the wonders of Anime Logic... When the trap made for you is to create a fake life so perfect that you don't realize that things are still happening in reality.)
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TheGamerGod333
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Win the resistance group over with propaganda.
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Axem Red
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Leave the room before berfie shoots.
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