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Roll to Dodge: Nintendo Wars edition; What is this I don't even
Topic Started: Jun 25 2012, 01:13:40 PM (842 Views)
lordberfer00
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The Destroyer of Fun
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Trip out and wander through the streets aimlessly, looking for adventure.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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TheGamerGod333
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TGGer of Versions
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Attempt to summon Hobojesus.
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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If this is a freebie am I not being chased by the cops then?

Even if I still am, this SHOULD help me out...

Attempt not to be a nigger.
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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X-Naut
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
Run to the clinic and ask if they have a cure for rabies.
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Steev
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coolskeleton95
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I was ignored? There will be blood for this.

I make my afro sprout hair tentacles to destroy my enemies like in days of old.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Install propulsion system in chair
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>
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TsukikoNeri
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Um Tiffy, isn't stealing a hostile action? Meaning that just like Ray you can't do hostile actions yet...
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lordberfer00
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It's not stealing if he convinces you to hand them over.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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TsukikoNeri
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How do you hand over a power? I guess the Core Drill maybe but meh, either way, Tiffy, you are a jerk for already attempting to rob people.
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lordberfer00
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He can rip your heart out and eat it to gain the power, that'll work right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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I don't think Spiral energy works that way.

But I'm all for Kali Ma
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>
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TheFinalEnigma
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Prettiest Princess
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What doesn't work that way?
Spoiler: click to toggle


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Axem Red
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Official Unleasher of Anubis's Wrath
Run and hide.
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Bosstile
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Monty Mole
Do the disco!
My stupid Sig shit
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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ROUND 2

TheBurrowingHippo
 
Go to the nearest Codsmith and steal the best Codpiece I can find.


3= Marginal Success

You get a Codpiece, but it's of very poor quality.

Damn thing chafes (-1 to next roll)

TsukikoNeri
 
I attempt to focus my Spiral Power and transform it into the crystallized form of Sprial Energy. A Core Drill.(Gurren Lagann powers go!)


1+1=2 Failure

You lack focus today.

TheFinalEnigma
 
Attempt to convince Tsukiko to give her spiral powers to me along with anything she creates with them.


4= Success

Tsukiko generously offers you a portion of her Spiral Powers, granting you minor mastery over Spiral Energy.

lordberfer00
 
Trip out and wander through the streets aimlessly, looking for adventure.


4= Success

You go on a mad quest to stop the evil Cy-Bear terrorizing the local Supermarket.

Except, you're tripping out, making that kid's teddy bear you're ripping apart look like a giant evil cyborg bear.

You might want to come back to your senses before something bad happens...

TheGamerGod333
 
Attempt to summon Hobojesus.


4= Success

ALL HAIL OUR HOMELESS SAVIOR

Lordraymond
 
Attempt not to be a nigger.


1= Critical Failure

You shouldn't have said that word in this neighborhood, as a flock of angry ghetto dwellers corner you!

Lordraymond must Roll to Dodge!

3= Marginal Success

You get away from them after getting pummeled with some chains and crowbars.

And the cops are still after you... (-1 to next roll)

X-Naut_P
 
Run to the clinic and ask if they have a cure for rabies.


4-1=3 Marginal Success

They do, but it costs $20,000.

What the hell kind of cure is this bullshit? (-1 to next roll)

Vidguysteve
 
I make my afro sprout hair tentacles to destroy my enemies like in days of old.


1= Critical Failure

Your actions have angered the populace! Worse, they start developing a method that could lead to you getting trapped in this joint again!

Unless Vidguysteve can appease the general populace within three turns time, he will be trapped within the game (again)!

NeinBarkNobi
 
Install propulsion system in chair


2= Failure

Too much effort

Axem Red
 
Run and hide.


6= Critical Success

Look, there's nothing to run fr-

Wait, where did he go!?

Axem Red is now invisible to everyone!

Bosstile
 
Do the disco!


(Caught you you dirty little ninja)

1= Critical Failure

You try to do the disco, but your dance moves are so terribad that everyone forces you off the dance floor.

Permanently.

Bosstile is no longer allowed anywhere near a dance floor!


Stats


And now that turn two is done...

Players are now allowed to attack each other!

Players are now allowed to attack reality!

Players are now allowed to attack the thread!
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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