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Roll to Dodge: Nintendo Wars edition; What is this I don't even
Topic Started: Jun 25 2012, 01:13:40 PM (837 Views)
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Hello all.

This here is a forum game in which anything can happen. Literally. Of course, it's not that simple...

The Rules!
In this RPG, you play as yourself. You can essentially perform any action you choose, but get this; how successful you are at it varies on the roll of a six-sided die.


In other words...

* Rolling a 1 will yield a CRITICAL FAILURE, in which you're screwed over horribly. Don't try "not getting killed" when negative roll bonuses are stacked against you, or you'll prompt me to hand you a fate worse than death! Also, you receive a -1 to your next roll.
* Rolling a 2 is a simple FAILURE at what you were trying to do. Simple enough, right?
* Rolling a 3 will grant you MARGINAL SUCCESS. Depending on what you were doing, you'll do so in a less than favorable way.
* Rolling a 4 means you SUCCEED at what you do. No need to explain that either.
* Rolling a 5 brings EXCELLENT SUCCESS; you do really well at what you're doing and receive a +1 to your next roll to boot!
* Rolling a 6 means you CRITICALLY SUCCEED at what you do, to the point that some unforeseen consequences or bonuses (again, depends on the action). You also receive a +1 to your next roll!


Now for examples for each!

Ex. Action: Eat a pie

* 1: You drop it on yourself!
* 2: Your not hungry at the moment.
* 3: You don't feel so good anymore... (-1 to next roll)
* 4: mmmm, pie.
* 5: This pie tastes amazing! (+1 to next roll)
* 6: You eat five pies! You feel really sick now...


On another note, you can also attempt a hostile action against another player, in which case they Roll to Dodge!

* A 1 is a CRITICAL HIT, which kills/annihilates the person or object targeted.
* A 2 is a HIT, in which the target sustains serious damage.
* A 3 is a LIGHT HIT, in which lighter wounds and a -1 to the next roll are received.
* A 4 is a MISS.
* A 5 is a COMPROMISING MISS , in which the target receives a +1 to their next roll against their attacker!
* A 6 is a FULL-ON COUNTER, in which the attacker must dodge!


And lastly before we start, some other rules...

* The same action can't be done twice in a row.
* No hostile actions against anyone during the first two rounds!
* No actions, say "at anyone who posts after me". Targeting a specific person is, but come on.
* No trying to mess with the dice - it'll backfire badly!
* Actions are resolved in the order posted.
* Every once in a while Often, a special event will occur! Be on your toes.

Let's begin, shall we?

(Obligatory) SETTING: A small suburban town.
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Attempt to not lose interest in this like I did in the Nuzlocke one.
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Summon Derpyotto.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Find a bucket of Psilocybin Mushrooms and eat them.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Attempt to gain Spiral Power.
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Lordraymond
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Attack Berfie with my immense smell
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Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

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I'm pathetic I know
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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X-Naut
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Go to the local park and start rallying the small animals in my plot to take over the town.
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I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Retire as head admin.

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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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ROUND 1
Fight

TheFinalEnigma
 
Attempt to not lose interest in this like I did in the Nuzlocke one.


6=Critical Success

So determined to never lose interest, you connect your life force with the thread!

Until TheFinalEnigma dies, all attacks aimed at the thread will be redirected at him!

TheBurrowingHippo
 
Summon Derpyotto.


1= Critical Failure

Derpyotto is angry at you for disturbing his thousand-year slumber!

TheBurrowingHippo must Roll to Dodge!

6= Counter

You, exerting your dominance, attack back!

Derpyotto must Roll to Dodge!

2= Failure

Jesus, you're trying to tame it, not maim it!

Derpyotto has been seriously injured!

Derpyotto is now under TheBurrowingHippo's control out of sheer terror!

lordberfer00
 
Find a bucket of Psilocybin Mushrooms and eat them.


6= Critical Success

(jesus so many sixes)

You find ten buckets full of them and eat them all.

On paper, this doesn't sound like a good idea but flying rainbow elephants riding weasels oh my god

TsukikoNeri
 
Attempt to gain Spiral Power.


5= Excellent Success

You don't just gain Spiral Powers, you become a master of them! (+1 to next roll)

Lordraymond
 
Attack Berfie with my immense smell


-15

Someone didn't read the rules...

Cops are chasing after Lordraymond!

NeinBarkNobi
 
Get up from chair


1= Critical Failure

You became permanently affixed to your chair.

X-Naut_P
 
Go to the local park and start rallying the small animals in my plot to take over the town.


1= Critical Failure

Maybe you shouldn't have gone near the ones with rabies...

X-Naut_P must Roll to Dodge!

3= Marginal Success

You get bitten a few times, but you manage to get away.

Wait... CRAP THEY HAD RABIES (-1 to next roll)

In three turns time, X-Naut_P will go mad with rabies!

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Wait shit I skimmed the last four lines of the original post.

Since I went to the trouble of conjuring it up and all, I might as well use it...
ATTACK THE COPS WITH MY IMMENSE SMELL
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

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Go to the nearest Codsmith and steal the best Codpiece I can find.
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Vidguysteve
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Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Lordraymond
 
Wait shit I skimmed the last four lines of the original post.

Since I went to the trouble of conjuring it up and all, I might as well use it...
ATTACK THE COPS WITH MY IMMENSE SMELL


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* No hostile actions against anyone during the first two rounds!


This is your only freebie.
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I attempt to focus my Spiral Power and transform it into the crystallized form of Sprial Energy. A Core Drill.(Gurren Lagann powers go!)
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