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| You call THAT a knife?! THIS IS A KNOIFE!; jesus I'm making a lot of topics recently | |
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| Topic Started: May 9 2012, 07:42:44 PM (504 Views) | |
| TheGamerGod333 | May 9 2012, 07:42:44 PM Post #1 |
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Put them in a spoiler tag because the pictures ended up insanely huge for whatever reason KNOIFE! First of all, I dun care what you say GG this knife was worth it. Secondly, I know I'm doing the stereotype of people being obsessed with weapons taking pictures of those weapons and then posting them online for other people to see how excited I am about my weapons but fuck you I BOUGHT THIS FOR SEVEN GOD DAMNED DOLLARS FROM MY BROTHER best fucking brother of all time man GIVES ME WEAPONS (the three swords were free), COMPUTERS, AND DON'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING |
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| Lordraymond | May 9 2012, 07:46:11 PM Post #2 |
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That knife is pretty bouse. I only own several katanas, a European broadsword and hand-and-a-half sword and several combat knives as well as a Nazi German dagger. But eh, I guess that pansy knife is cool. |
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| General Guy | May 9 2012, 07:46:42 PM Post #3 |
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Cett
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| TheGamerGod333 | May 9 2012, 07:48:29 PM Post #4 |
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boy, I'll come down to California right god damned no--wait what the fuck you have a Nazi dagger? PICS LIK RIGH NAO Also one of my swords is Indian. |
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| Lordraymond | May 9 2012, 07:51:15 PM Post #5 |
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I'll get pics next time I'm at my dad's, which is where it's currently stored. It's annoying though because the handle is coated in copper or some shit and it makes my hand smell more than I usually do whenever I hold it for more than a few seconds. |
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| TheFinalEnigma | May 9 2012, 07:52:08 PM Post #6 |
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I have a steak knife. Get on my level, all of you. |
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| lordberfer00 | May 9 2012, 08:05:11 PM Post #7 |
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That knife couldn't be used for anything like dismembering or decapitating anyone unless you had lots of time. The handle isn't completely slip-resistant either, so if you're wrist-deep in someone you might cut yourself, especially if they move around. The only thing it would be good for is intimidation, it is too heavy for stabbing and not sharp enough for any effective cutting. That knife is pretty flashy though. I learned about these things from Mr. Scratch. If you're out to kill someone with stabbing or slitting their throat effectively, then you'll want something like this: For dismemberings: Notice the lack of a serrated edge, like what your knife has. Ray: That Nazi dagger wouldn't be very good in actual combat, as the copper would make working with the blade clumsy. Edited by lordberfer00, May 9 2012, 08:10:00 PM.
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Lordraymond | May 9 2012, 08:11:45 PM Post #8 |
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Obviously, it's not a combat knife. It doesn't even have sharp edges, and I'm pretty sure it was more of a ceremonial officer's dagger than an actual combat-ready weapon. It does have a grip through, and the blade isn't copper, just the handle. The hilt actually extends into a brass-knuckle type of thing, which I think is pretty damn cool. |
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| TheFinalEnigma | May 9 2012, 08:13:11 PM Post #9 |
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weaponfags stop being weaponfags |
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| lordberfer00 | May 9 2012, 08:13:21 PM Post #10 |
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I didn't say it didn't have a grip or that the blade was copper, I said that the copper used in the handle would make using it clumsy.
Edited by lordberfer00, May 9 2012, 08:14:31 PM.
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Lordraymond | May 9 2012, 08:14:12 PM Post #11 |
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I thought you meant something along the lines of it being slippery or some shit. I don't get how copper would be any clumsier than iron or wood to use, but whatever. |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | May 9 2012, 08:17:04 PM Post #12 |
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Halberds are the only cool weapon. /wishes I had a halberd |
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| lordberfer00 | May 9 2012, 08:19:37 PM Post #13 |
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If you got blood on the handle, which is likely, it would make it all slippery and you would likely cut yourself. The copper isn't slip-resistant, so that would happen. You could maybe get off one or two swings if you're lucky and the rest would be more imprecise and you have a greater chance of dropping the damn thing. Non-coagulated blood is almost as slippery as oil. The knuckler handle would help if someone rushed at you and you can't pull the blade down fast enough because of its weight. Edited by lordberfer00, May 9 2012, 08:23:08 PM.
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Lordraymond | May 9 2012, 08:22:18 PM Post #14 |
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Well the grip is fairly nicely made and it doesn't have a cutting edge, only stabbing, so it would be damn hard to cut yourself seriously on it. |
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| lordberfer00 | May 9 2012, 08:27:36 PM Post #15 |
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I have no doubt that the handle is well-made, and a serious cut on your hand is impossible, but will make you drop it. When you stab someone the physics spurts most of the blood backwards from the impact and would cause what I described, unless you were wearing slip-resistant gloves, which maybe the Nazis used, I don't know. Edit: Ben's protege needs a better knife. I'd recommend a slip-resistant grip, medium length (about 4 inches), straight switchblade with a completely non-serrated blade. It's illegal, but whatever. Since I'm trying to help the murdering, will you not hurt me now Ben? Edited by lordberfer00, May 9 2012, 08:34:49 PM.
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