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| TFE'S BAD JOKE THREAD | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 27 2012, 04:37:10 PM (138 Views) | |
| TheFinalEnigma | Mar 27 2012, 04:37:10 PM Post #1 |
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AS THE TITLE SAYS EVERY JOKE IN HERE WILL BE HORRIBLE. EXPECT A POST A DAY. AND TO START US OFF: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARACHUTING LAWYER? A PARALEGAL. |
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| TheFinalEnigma | Mar 27 2012, 09:36:03 PM Post #2 |
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What do you have when you hold 10 apples and 20 lemons? A lot of arms. |
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| lordberfer00 | Mar 27 2012, 09:54:20 PM Post #3 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Edited by lordberfer00, Mar 30 2012, 10:13:58 PM.
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Lordraymond | Mar 27 2012, 10:19:10 PM Post #4 |
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Wow
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I sent in my ten puns to a pun contest hoping one would win... But no pun in ten did. |
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| X-Naut | Mar 28 2012, 02:24:43 PM Post #5 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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What do you call a civilization of octopi and squids? An arms race. |
The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Mar 28 2012, 03:13:28 PM Post #6 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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I had a pun-off with my friend once. It was very humerus. |
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| TheFinalEnigma | Mar 28 2012, 03:22:09 PM Post #7 |
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Niggers you be stealing my bad joke thread. |
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| NeinBarkNobi | Mar 28 2012, 03:23:49 PM Post #8 |
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Well everyone's making better jokes than you so it's okay. Yours still reign supreme as the worst. |
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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> | |
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| Meowzer | Mar 30 2012, 06:41:37 PM Post #9 |
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Pink Painther
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Once upon a time there were some monks who lived up a mountain in a monastery. They spent all their time praying until one day their roof started leaking. Lacking the necessary funds to fix it, they got the idea to sell flowers to raise enough money to hire someone to fix it for them. It worked. But when they saw the profit of the flower business, they continued to sell the flowers, and at a lower price then all the competition. As more and more flower shops went out of business they decided something needed to be done about the monks. So they called in some dude named Hugh to deal with the monks. Hugh went up into the mountain to talk to the monks and when he came back down he assured the town the monks would stop. Everyone cheered for him and as he drove away in his limo he yelled: "Remember: only Hugh can prevent florist friars!" |
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You'll be sitting there, minding you own business when you look over and I'll be there, doing stuff. The hill is king of itself. | |
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| Lil_Tiffy | Mar 30 2012, 09:38:09 PM Post #10 |
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Welderburg
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How do you put a giraffe in a closet? Open the door and put the giraffe inside. |
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Guess who.... that's right. PIKACHU Eheh | |
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| lordberfer00 | Mar 30 2012, 10:13:21 PM Post #11 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar. |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| TheFinalEnigma | Mar 31 2012, 10:09:51 AM Post #12 |
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How do you put an elephant in a closet? Open the door and take the giraffe out. |
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