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TFE'S BAD JOKE THREAD
Topic Started: Mar 27 2012, 04:37:10 PM (138 Views)
TheFinalEnigma
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AS THE TITLE SAYS EVERY JOKE IN HERE WILL BE HORRIBLE. EXPECT A POST A DAY. AND TO START US OFF:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARACHUTING LAWYER?
A PARALEGAL.
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TheFinalEnigma
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What do you have when you hold 10 apples and 20 lemons?
A lot of arms.
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lordberfer00
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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Lordraymond
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I sent in my ten puns to a pun contest hoping one would win...

But no pun in ten did.
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

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I'm pathetic I know
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X-Naut
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
What do you call a civilization of octopi and squids?

An arms race.
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I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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I had a pun-off with my friend once. It was very humerus.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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TheFinalEnigma
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Niggers you be stealing my bad joke thread.
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NeinBarkNobi
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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Well everyone's making better jokes than you so it's okay. Yours still reign supreme as the worst.
Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>
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Once upon a time there were some monks who lived up a mountain in a monastery. They spent all their time praying until one day their roof started leaking. Lacking the necessary funds to fix it, they got the idea to sell flowers to raise enough money to hire someone to fix it for them. It worked. But when they saw the profit of the flower business, they continued to sell the flowers, and at a lower price then all the competition. As more and more flower shops went out of business they decided something needed to be done about the monks. So they called in some dude named Hugh to deal with the monks. Hugh went up into the mountain to talk to the monks and when he came back down he assured the town the monks would stop. Everyone cheered for him and as he drove away in his limo he yelled: "Remember: only Hugh can prevent florist friars!"
You'll be sitting there, minding you own business when you look over and I'll be there, doing stuff.
The hill is king of itself.
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Lil_Tiffy
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How do you put a giraffe in a closet?
Open the door and put the giraffe inside.
Guess who.... that's right. PIKACHU
Eheh
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lordberfer00
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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TheFinalEnigma
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How do you put an elephant in a closet?
Open the door and take the giraffe out.
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